I finally got a flame for this fanfic. I'm so happy, flames give me so much joy. They are so funny and makes the reviewer look like a totally jackass. Haha, keep the flames coming!
Jess Mariano was in love with Rory Gilmore. Unfortunately she was with Logan Huntzberger.
PUNCH!
The fight had begun. Logan stumbled back. Then anger grew in him, like a clown who took one to many pies to the face. "Grrr!" he lunged forward to take a whack at Jess, but instead ran into Jess' fist. Then he took a punch to the gut.
"Arrg!" Jess was winning (duh!)
With just another punch Logan was out cold. He picked up Logan's body and placed it in front of his car. He got in the car and started it. The engine hummed. He put the car in drive, and drove over the body, then in reverse to drive over it a second time, and then in drive to run over his broken body a third and finally time. Third time really is the charm, Logan Huntzberger was dead.
Jess continued to drive and made his way to find Rory. He claimed his prize and the two lived happy ever after. Yay!