Hello everyone!!! I just wanna tell you guys that I really enjoy reading all of your reviews. EVERY single one. I love all of you for taking the time to review. I know that sounds dorky, but I really like hearing what you guys think. Anyways, It took a while, but I FINALLY got an idea for the next chapter.....however retarded it may be..so here it is.
I didn't spell check this chapter cause..I don't have spellcheck on my computer. I usually send them to my friend and she checks it for me, but she wasn't on when I wanted to post this. I hope it's readable..if it turns out to have a lot of mistakes, I'll post it again with the corrections later.
Quote of the moment: Secretly unknown to Dexter a mysterious stranger is mysteriously watching - Dexter's Lab
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"Damn it!!!" "I was so close..."
Nappa, the Chihuahua, stood up growling. He jerked violently and eventually managed to extract his body from the mound of garbage covering the ground. He shook from side to side, causing peices of garbage to fly in every direction. He stared vacantly at the ground in defeat for a few minutes before he was suddenly filled with an unbelieveable rage. Damn you and your cat-like reflexes, Vegeta!!! I'LL KILL YOU IF IT'S THE LAST THING I EVER DO!!!!!!!
He heard a soft rustling and watched as a squirrel ran past him to retrieve an acorn. It turned around suddenly and stared at him.
"What the Hell are YOU looking at, punk?" Nappa barked angrily.
"Huh?" "Are you talkin to me?" the squirrel answered back uncertainly.
Nappa's eyes widened considerably and for a moment he couldn't think of anything to say. He was just letting off some steam by yelling like that. He certainly hadn't been expecting the strange-looking creature to answer him. After a few moments, he finally responded.
"You can understand me?" he asked in disbelief.
"Well sure I can." "Why wouldn't I be able to." "I mean..we're both animals, right?"
"Yea but..I'm a dog and your ..some kind of..furry..rat-thing." "We shouldn't be able to understand eachother."
"I'm a squirrel, genius." the furry rat answered back in annoyance. "And at any rate, it doesn't matter if we aren't the same species." "All furry mammals speak the same language." (Don't look at me like that. You don't know. Maybe they do. :P)
"No kidding," Nappa replied mostly to himself. He was beginning to get an idea. Now, if he could only get this thing to cooperate. "So, what's your name squirrel?"
"The name's Chuckie."
"Well, I'm Nappa. I was once commander of the whole Saiyan army." He waited for Chuckie to comment, but when the squirrel remained silent he narrowed his eyes in annoyance. Stupid squirrel... "ANYways," he continued angrily. "I'm trying to take down a traitor, but so far my attempts have been anything BUT successful."
"Um okay..who you tryin' to take down Mister?"
Nappa led the squirrel over to the window and together they climbed onto some conviently placed boxes so they could see inside. "See that guy over there on the couch with the WeIrD looking hair?" Nappa asked, motioning a paw in Vegeta's direction. "That's the guy." "He's the traitor."
"Oh..woah...you didn't say anything about a human." "Count me out."
"He's NOT a human!!" "He's a Saiyan ya little FREAK!!!"
"Hey wait a second..that guy looks farmiliar..." Chuckie mumbled, ignoring Nappa entirely. "Hey that's the guy that was at the park last week shooting at all the animals." "He killed my BROTHER!!" "Him and his freaky little purple-haired kid."(I had to add in a bit of drama :P Now the squirrel will fight passionately to avenge his sibling's death...and yes I know I'm retarded..)
"Um okay.." "You just now remembered that?"
"I'll help you commander," Chuckie said shaking Nappa's paw firmly. "Together we can take down that bastard once and for all!" "And his DEMON spawn as well."
"Uh okay," Nappa replied, somewhat disturbed by the squirrel's apparant change in personality. "We're gonna need a lot of man-power.." "Umm squirrel power..whatever to pull this off." "Underestimating Vegeta is about the dumbest thing we could do."
"I'll rally up all the forest creatures I can." "Where should I bring them?"
"Just bring them here." "And try to be quick about it." "I'd like to launch an attack as soon as possible."
"No problem, sir." "I'll see you here in a few hours."
Nappa's gloating smirk was all he needed as a response.
****** "What the hell are you doing here?"
Bulma paused in mid-step and looked somewhat puzzled before answering. "I said I would be back, Vegeta," she explained. I picked up Trunks from the Son's and he picked out a present for himself at the toystore."
Vegeta narrowed his eyes slightly. "I still don't see what the hell was wrong with that dog." "It's actually pretty obedient." "Having a pet could teach the brat to be more responsible."
"This coming from you?"
"And just what is that supposed to mean?" Vegeta asked, trying to keep his voice under control. He was already in a bad mood and Bulma's belligerence wasn't helping his mood any.
Just then, Trunks practically flew through the door and raced towards Vegeta. "Papa!!" he shouted excitedly. "Look what Mama bought for me!!" He shoved the game cartridge in Vegeta's face so he could see it better. Vegeta grabbed the game before it collided with his face and held it in his hand gingerly.
"Batman?"
"YEAH!!!" "It's really a cool game."
"That's really something," Vegeta replied, trying to sound as sarcastic as possible. He handed it back and turned back to the TV.
"Do you wanna play it with me, Papa?" "You can be Robin."
"No."
"Okayt," Trunks replied, obviously disappointed. "But... can I at least set it up in here so you can watch me?"
"Alright," Vegeta said somewhat reluctantly after seeing Bulma's glare. It wasn't that he was afraid of her or anything. He just didn't want to have to listen to her mouth right now.
Bulma smiled slightly and pecked her husband on the cheek before walking into the kitchen.
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Nappa gaped at the sight before him. A HUGE crowd of squirrles and chipmucks was covering practically half of the backyard.
"Holy sh*t..." Nappa breathed quietly. "My army..is huge.."
"One side!" "Comin through!"
Nappa's eyes followed Chuckie's small form as he pushed his way through the crowd. The squirrel finally reached Nappa's side and smirked at the commander's surprise. "I told you I'd get you an army, sir."
"Well done soilder." Nappa replied in satisfaction. "I'll take it from here."
Chuckie stepped aside and motioned for the dog to step closer to the crowd. Nappa raised up and his hind legs and crossed his arms over his furry chest. He glared at the crowd waiting for them to settle, but when they wouldn't shut-up he decided to give them some encouragement.
"SHUT THE HELL UP YA BUNCH OF FILTHY MAGGOTS!!!!!!" He barked at the top of his lungs.
And..everyone did shut-up. Nappa looked the crowd over and smiled confidently. "All right men, I'm sure you all know why you're here," he began. "But lemme lay it down for ya anyway...You all will have the honor of helping me take down a traitor to the Saiyan race." The squirrels didn't seem to know what the hell he was talking about but he continued regardless. "He is a traitoress son of a bitch that doesn't derserve to live, let alone have a family. But that aside, you all have a very different reason for wanting this guy dead. My sources tell me that many of you..have had trouble with this particular guy. He's destroyed your homes and killed your friends for his own sick amusement. Well now's your chance to get even with him!! Together we will take this bastard down and none of you will EVER have to worry about catching on fire or being blown up again!!!!"
"YEA!!!!" the crowd shouted in unison.
"I'm not gonna lie to you, men...some of you may not make it out of this battle alive, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make."
"WhAt?!!" a random squirrel shouted indignatly. Murmers began to fill the crown and Nappa suddenly felt that he should have left that last part out.
"Uhh.. umm," Nappa stuttered uncertainly. "FREE NUTS FOR EVERYONE WHEN THE BATTLE'S OVER!!!!!"
"Alright!"
"Count me in."
"You rule dog-man!!"
Nappa smiled in relief. "The attack will take place in about thirty minutes at the absolute most. I want all of you to line the trees in preperation for the battle ahead. I want squirrels and chipmuncks on EVERY branch of EVERY tree here. And when I give the signal...you will all jump on the target and BITE and scratch the living crap out of whatever body part you happen to land on. Is that understood soilders?"
"SIR,YES SIR!" the army of fluff screamed back without hesitation.
"Alright now go!!" "Climb up the trees now!!"
Squirrels and chipmunks scattered in every direction and soon they were all in postion. Nappa turned around and raced back in the house to get Vegeta, laughing all the way. (that sounded a bit too Christmasy)
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Vegeta looked down in annoyance when he felt something tugging on his pants leg. "What the hell do you want, dog?" Nappa didn't respond. He just continued to wag his tail excitedly and started barking his head off.
Trunks looked over his shoulder and smiled slightly. "I like your dog, Papa."
"He was supposed to be for you," Vegeta grumbled, pushing the dog away.
"Yea mom told me about that." "I don't really want a dog." "Besides, I like the present I got."
Vegeta didn't even bother to respond. Instead, he choose to glare at "the dog" who was currently trying to rip off his pantsleg. Vegeta's eye twitched involuntarily as he watched the display; a sure sign that he was about to loose it. "GET AWAY from me you STUPID mutt!!! he yelled, jumping up from his seat. Nappa barked a few times and ran into the kitchen. Vegeta, having had of enough of the dog's apparent stupidity, chased after him. The Sayian caught a glimpse of Bulma as he passed through the kitchen but ignored it and continued to follow the dog outside. Vegeta fazed in front of the dog before he could get away causing Nappa to smack into one of his legs.
Nappa looked up fearfully and winced when he saw how pissed off Vegeta looked. Crap..I've gotta attack him now. He's about to loose it.
"Alright everybody!!!" he screamed out-loud. "There's the target; ATTACK!!!!
Vegeta watched the dog, observing with interest how it seemed to bark at the trees surrounding them. He glanced around and his eyes widened enormously as a giant swarm of small animals flew out of every tree in sight. The Sayian Prince could only gape in stunned-horror before his body was completly ingulfed.
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Poor Vegeta. Please review. I really appreciate it. ;)