Fanfiction Master of the Death Matches II
Summary: Sixteen of the sickest characters from all over the universe compete through two nights of destruction to win the trophy and a special new prize.
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Rated M for Bloody Wrestling Violence, Coarse Language, and some Sexual References.
Chapter 3: Pirate and a Pervert
The camera then gets a shot of an elevated platform, it had a table on it and two guys sitting at the table. One guy was slim and had black hair as well, he was former XPW announcer, Kris Kloss, the other guy with him had on his trademark ball cap and glasses, he is CZW commentator, Jake Black.
"Hello everyone, welcome to the second annual Fanfiction Master of the Death Matches, live from The Boneyard, I'm Kris Kloss and with me is Jake Black," Kris Kloss said.
"This might not be CZW, but this will definitely be at the levels of Tournament of Death," Jake Black said.
"Tonight, sixteen of the sickest people ever will fight it out in gruesome matches to become the D.U World Champion," Kris Kloss said.
"Yeah, not only we got the return of AVGN, Dawn, and Sunset Shimmer. But, we got newcomers like T.K Takaishi, Sailor Moon, Jack Brewer, Hunter Huntsman, and Rainbow Dash competing as well," Jake Black said.
"Well, let's get to the ring for the first match of the tournament," Kris Kloss said.
The ring was set up with four barb wire boards (with one board in each corner) and the ref was standing between the bottom left and right corners.
("When I'm Up (I Can't Get Down)" by Great Big Sea plays)
Out of the curtains came out a women with long orange hair, she had on a black GCW t-shirt (GCW stands for Game Changer Wrestling), light blue lowrider jeans, along with light brown wrestling boots, and she was holding an eight foot light tube in her hand (like it was a bo staff), not to mention she got a good response from the crowd (mostly from the guys). Nami then took a run and enters the ring, she puts the tube to the side as she stood near the bottom left corner as her music lowered down.
("Straight Outta Compton" by N.W.A plays)
Out of the curtains came out a brown hair teen boy with a gangster attitude. Bud had a backwards L.A Raiders cap, a L.A Raiders jacket and underneath was a dark blue t-shirt, not to mention he had on black jeans, and L.A Raiders running shoes. He got a modest ovation from the crowd (mostly because they were huge fans of his Grandmaster B persona) and he walked around the ring, pumping the crowd up. He soon entered the ring and stand near the top right corner as his music lowered.
"This is a first round match for Fanfiction Master of the Death Matches 2," Chris said and then continued, "it is a Barb Wire Boards Death Match."
The fans gave out a mild ovation for it, but quiet down a little after that.
"Introducing first, from The Thousand Sunny Pirate Ship, representing The Straw Hat Pirates, Nami," Chris said as fans gave out a good ovation for Nami, but lowered down after about five seconds.
"And her opponent, from Chicago, Illinois, by way of Compton, California, Bud Bundy," Chris said.
Bud then raised his fists in the air as fans gave him a mild ovation, but it quiet down soon after. Then, Bud took off his cap and jacket, and set it to the side. Then, Nami took off her GCW t-shirt to reveal a black bikini top with skulls on it and toss the shirt to the side, the male fans were giving her cat calls and wolf howls for her sex appeal. Then, the ref signals the bell to be ring and the match begins.
"Here we go with our opening match of the first round of FFMOTDM 2, barb wire boards death match," Kris Kloss said.
"It is Nami and Bud Bundy facing off," Jake Black said.
Then, the two stood face to face in the center of the ring, waiting for one of them to strike.
"Oh man, it is so intense, who will throw the first punch," Kris Kloss said.
"Hey babe, want to ditch this match and have our way backstage," Bud asked Nami, but Nami had an idea up her sleeve.
"I have a better idea," Nami said to Bud and she puts his face right into her big, bouncy breasts. The male fans were going insane for what Nami is doing, while Bud was trying not to pass out from that move.
"Oh my god," Kris Kloss said.
"I bet Bud is loving this," Jake Black said.
Then after a few more seconds, Nami lets go of Bud and he fell to the mat, trying to catch his breath and oddly enough, he had a smile on his face because of what had happened.
"Look at Bud, he must love having Nami's breasts right on his face," Kris Kloss said.
Then, Bud got up and started to punch Nami in the face multiple times.
"Now Bud is starting to punch Nami in the face," Jake Black said.
The punches forced Nami up against the ropes, then Bud whips Nami off the ropes and when she bounces off the ropes, Bud try to go for a clothesline, but Nami dodges it.
"Nami ducking the clothesline," Kris Kloss said.
And when she bounced off again, she gets a elbow right into her face, which knocked her down.
"Down goes Nami with that elbow from Bud," Jake Black said.
Bud picks up Nami by the hair and leads her to a barb wire board in the bottom right corner.
"Bud is thinking of putting Nami into that board," Kris Kloss said.
Bud try to put her face in the board, but she held onto the ropes for safety.
"Nami is lucky the ropes were there for her to hold on to," Jake Black said.
She then elbows Bud in the gut and tries to put him into the board, but he held onto the ropes for safety as well.
"Nami is trying to put Bud into that board, but is not working," Kris Kloss said.
Then, Bud elbows Nami in the gut and hits her with a Russian leg sweep, keeping her down for a moment.
"What a leg sweep by Bud and Nami is down," Jake Black said.
Then, Bud exits the ring, jumps the guardrail, and heads to weapons alley (that's the spot where they keep all the weapons for the tournament), he then grabs a barb wire chair and jumps over the guardrail and back into the ring.
"Bud has got that barb wire covered chair from the alley and plans on using it on Nami," Kris Kloss said.
Bud sees Nami getting up and tries to hit her in the head with the chair, but Nami sees it coming and ducks the shot.
"Nami ducks the chair," Jake Black said.
Then, Nami turns around and kicks Bud in the gut. She then grabs the chair out of Bud's hands and nails him in the back with it, the fans just cringed at that shot which forced Bud onto one knee.
"Oh god, that shot was sick," Kris Kloss said.
"Bud could feel the pain from that barb wire," Jake Black said.
Nami then drops the chair and picks Bud up back on his feet. She then looks over to the barb wire board near the bottom left corner.
"Oh man, Nami is going to send Bud straight into that board," Kris Kloss said.
Nami whips Bud into the corner, but Bud counters and whips Nami towards the board. But she stops before hitting the board.
"That was close, Nami nearly got sent into that board," Jake Black said.
But when she turned around, Bud hits her with a dropkick and Nami gets sent into the barb wire board, breaking it in half. The fans gave out "oh" as Nami was screaming in pain, mostly because the barbs were stuck in her back.
"HOLY SHIT," Kris Kloss screamed in horror.
"The barb wire is stuck in Nami's back," Jake Black said.
The ref grabs his wire cutter and cuts the wire off of Nami's back. Nami's back had started to bleed a little bit because of the wire.
"Look at Nami's back, that barb wire just tear it apart," Kris Kloss said.
Then, Bud picks up a strand of barb wire and starts grinding it into Nami's arm, right on her tattoo.
"Dear god, Bud is just tearing Nami's arm apart," Jake Black said.
After a few seconds, Bud lets go of the wire and Nami's arm starts to bleed.
"Nami's arm is now starting to bleed from the wire," Kris Kloss said.
Nami exits the ring, and leans up against the apron (between the top left and right corners) to catch her breath.
"Nami is trying to catch her breath from that brutality," Jake Black said.
Then, Bud grabs the eight foot long light tube and places it on the guardrail and apron between the top left and right corners.
"Bud might have bad intentions with that light tube," Kris Kloss said.
Bud then exits the ring and locks Nami's arm around his neck, looking for a suplex onto that tube.
"Bud is looking to suplex Nami onto that tube," Jake Black said.
Bud tried for a suplex, but Nami stood her ground and didn't budge. Nami then hits him in the stomach and turns him around for her own suplex.
"Nami reversed it and she might put him into that tube," Kris Kloss said.
Nami hits the suplex and Bud is sent into that tube, breaking it apart. The fans gave out an "oh" reaction for that move.
"Oh my god, Bud just got suplex into that light tube," Jake Black said.
Nami then picks Bud up and whips him right into the guardrail.
"Bud just got sent into the guardrail," Kris Kloss said.
Nami then started to back up a bit until she was on the other side of the ring.
"Oh man, what's Nami thinking," Jake Black asked.
Nami then took a good sprint and nails a big boot right into the face of Bud.
"There's your answer, Nami with a big boot onto the face of Bud Bundy," Kris Kloss said.
Then, Nami grabs the barb wire covered chair form the ring and was ready for Bud to get up.
"Oh man, if I was Bud, I would just stay down," Jake Black said.
Nami swings the chair at Bud, but he ducks and Nami hits the guardrail.
"Nami misses with the chair," Kris Kloss said.
Then, Nami tosses the chair to Bud and nails him with a Van Daminator straight to the face, knocking him down to the floor. The fans gave out "holy shit" chants for that move.
"What a Van Daminator by Nami," Jake Black said.
Nami then grabs Bud by the head (who was now leaking blood out of his head) and throws him back into the ring and she enter soon after that.
"Look at Bud, he is just pouring blood," Kris Kloss said.
Nami then picked him up and looked at him with intent.
"Oh god, what is Nami going to do with Bud," Jake Black said.
Nami tried to go for a Diamond Cutter, but Bud pushed her out of it and she ran right into the barb wire board (chest first) on the top right corner, but it didn't break. The fans gave out a "oh" for what happened.
"Nami tried for a Diamond Cutter, but it didn't work," Kris Kloss said.
But what Nami didn't see was Bud running towards her and nails her with a Stinger Splash onto the corner, forcing the barbs deeper into her skin. The fans broke out with "that was awesome" chants.
"Oh shit, what a splash by Bud Bundy," Jake Black said.
Bud back away a bit and Nami removed the barbs out of her skin. But then, Bud came back and grabs a strand from the broken board and grinds it into Nami's face.
"Oh good god, Bud is grinding the barb wire into Nami's face," Kris Kloss said.
After about ten more seconds, Bud lets go of the wire and Nami drops on one knee. Afterwards, Bud grabs the board from the top right corner and brings it to the ringside floor.
"I think Bud should focus on Nami rather than the board," Jake Black said.
Then, Bud moves the guardrail closer to the ring and places the board on the apron and the guardrail between the top and bottom right corners.
"Oh no, I'm afraid of what happens to Nami if she lands onto that board," Kris Kloss said.
Meanwhile, Nami slowly got up with blood trickling down her head.
"Now Nami is starting to bleed from the head," Jake Black said.
Bud re-enters the ring and tosses Nami out of the ring, and onto the ringside floor.
"Nami just got tossed onto the floor and the floor has no protection whatsoever," Kris Kloss said.
Bud exits the ring and picks up Nami. He then lifts her up for a powerbomb onto the board, but he had other plans.
"Bud is setting Nami up for a powerbomb," Jake Black said.
Then, Bud slams her back first into the steel post on the top right corner of the ring.
"What a slam by Bud and he still has Nami in place for the powerbomb," Kris Kloss said.
He then walks over to the board and powerbomb Nami right into the board, breaking it in half. The fans just popped for that move.
"Oh my god, Bud just powerbomb Nami into the board," Jake Black said in horror.
Then, Bud goes for the pin.
1..2.., and kick out by Nami as fans break out with "that was awesome" chants.
"Kick out by Nami and Bud needs to take it up a notch to keep her down," Kris Kloss said.
Bud then run to the other side of the ring and grabs the board from the top left corner. He moves the guardrail towards the ring and places the board on the apron and guardrail between the top and bottom left corners of the ring.
"I think Bud might repeat what he did to Nami a minute ago," Jake Black said.
Nami slowly got up and got into the ring, her back is bleeding a bit more because of that powerbomb she took.
"Look at Nami's back, it is now cut up because of that barb wire," Kris Kloss said.
Bud re-enters the ring as well, then he grabs Nami by the hair and drags her towards the board that he set up.
"I don't like what Bud has on his mind," Jake Black said.
Bud then stands on the apron, and hooks her arm around his neck and tries for a suplex, but he barely got her feet off the ground.
"Bud can't get Nami off of the ground," Kris Kloss said.
Then, Bud let her go and nails her with a fore arm onto her face.
"Fore arm by Bud," Jake Black said.
Bud then jumps on the top rope, but then Nami came out of nowhere and nails Bud with a kick right to the side of his head.
"What a kick," Kris Kloss said.
That kick made Bud stumble off the ropes and he fell right through the barb wire board he set up, the fans just popped for that bump and they chanted "holy shit" over again.
"Bud just got sent through that barb wire board," Jake Black said.
Nami then exit the ring and goes for the pin on Bud.
1..2.., and kick out by Bud and Nami was shocked to see Bud was still in the match.
"Kick out by Bud and Nami is in disbelief," Kris Kloss said.
Nami then drags Bud back into the ring and then she re-enters the ring soon after.
"Both of the fighters are back into the ring," Jake Black said.
Nami then picks up Bud and lifts him upside down, she then locked her arms around his right leg, setting him up for a Cradle piledriver.
"Oh man, Nami is going to piledrive Bud onto his head," Kris Kloss said.
But, Bud reversed it and gave her a back body drop onto the mat.
"Bud reversed the move," Jake Black said.
But, Nami quickly got up and gave Bud a hurricanrana to keep him down.
"Hurricanrana by Nami," Kris Kloss said.
When Bud got up and turned around, Nami hits him with a DDT, keeping him down for the moment.
"DDT by Nami and Bud is down," Jake Black said.
Then, Nami exits the ring and was searching for something under the ring. After a few seconds, she pulls out two steel chairs and brings them in the ring, and she re-enter the ring after that.
"Nami has brought two chairs into the ring, this is not going to be good for Bud," Kris Kloss said.
Nami then unfolds the chairs and set it up about six feet away from the bottom right corner. She then moves the chairs a few feet away from each other.
"Nami has something on her mind with those chairs," Jake Black said.
Nami then picks him up and gives him a powerslam right near the chairs.
"Nami gives Bud a powerslam and he is right near the chairs," Kris Kloss said.
She then drags Bud right to the middle of the unfolded chairs, she then grabs the barb wire board from the bottom right corner and places it barb first on the seats of the chair.
"Oh god, don't tell me Nami is going to try this," Jake Black said.
Nami then climbs up to the top rope on the bottom right corner, getting ready to fly.
"Nami is up on the top rope, what is she going to do," Jake Black said.
Then, Nami jumps and nails The Straw Hat Swanton (Swanton Bomb) from the top rope, through the board, breaking it in half, and onto Bud Bundy. The fans went crazy with "holy shit" and "that was awesome" chants.
"HOLY FUCK," Kris Kloss screamed and then said, "Straw Hat Swanton from the top and through that barb wire board."
Nami then goes for the pin.
1..2..3 and the ref signals the bell to be ring and the match was over. The fans gave out a pop for the sexy pirate for her amazing finisher.
"Nami has done it," Jake Black said.
"She is moving on to night two," Kris Kloss said.
"Here's your winner and advancing to the second round, Nami," Chris said as the ref raised Nami's arm in victory.
"That was a brutal battle, but who will Nami face tomorrow," Jake Black said.
Nami then rolled out of the ring with a little bit of blood coming out of head and her back just shredded from that wire.
"This pain she is feeling is just minor compare to tomorrow night," Kris Kloss said.
Nami walked up the entrance way and enter through the curtains and into the back. Meanwhile, Bud slowly walked out of the ring and was walking up the entrance way, but not without a standing ovation from the fans.
"These fans are giving Bud the credit he deserves and he likes it," Jake Black said.
"Well coming up, it is T.K Takaishi facing off against Hunter Huntsman in our Glass N' Smash Death Match, stay with us," Kris Kloss said as Bud enter through the curtains and into the back room.
Post-Match Interviews:
Nami was in the locker room, catching her breath from the match.
'Bud, you just became a victim of The Straw Hat Pirates, but you gave it all just to keep me down, but you were wrong. Now, that is round one down and three fucking rounds to go, and soon after become The Deathmatch Underground World Champion," Nami said.
Bud was in a break room, sitting on a chair.
"Nami, you might be sexy, but man did you kick my ass. I haven't been in a fight like that in all of my life, and it was really good. I might have lost, but I least I made my mark in this tournament," Bud Bundy said.
Well, that was a decent kick-off match to begin the tournament, but trust me, this tournament will be better with every chapter I post.
The next chapter will have Digidestined crew member, T.K Takaishi, against Rebel, Hunter Huntsman, in a possibly very bloody Glass N' Smash Death Match.
Leave me your thoughts on our first match and predictions on who will win the second first round match.
Don't forget to P.M me on weapons you want to see in our Fans Bring The Weapons Death Matches.
Until then, Extreme Brony is out, peace.