.::show starts::.
Taru: -drags Hayner in by his boxers-
Hayner: LET GO OF ME, YOU CRAZY WOMAN!!!
Taru: Not until you answer the question I got in for you!!! –hangs Hayner on coat rack-
Riku: Question time, already?
Taru: Yup! And we have TONS to get through!!!
Yuffie: What'd I miss last chapter??? –drags Fuu in by the hair-
Fuu: YUFFIE, I SWEAR TO SATAN IF YOU DON'T LET GO OF MY HAIR I'LL CUT YOUR HANDS OFF YOU BODY, THEN SHREAD THEM UP IN A BLENDER!!!
Riku: -stares wide eyed-
Sora: -turns green-
Taru: O…k, then… (now where is that duct tape I ordered… ahh! here it is!!!!) –throws Yuffie duct tape- knock yourself out!
Yuffie: YIPEE!!! –duct tapes Fuu to a nearby chair, covering her potty mouth in the process-
Fuu: MM MMMMM KWMM MMM!!! ((I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!)
Me: ahh, sweet silence…
Yuffie looks at wide screen computer soo… are you going to read that long list?
Taru: yes, I am. Better get started…
Questions from XxKinkyxX:
Question for Axel: Are you secretly in love with Roxas?
Question for Riku: Where did all the cookies go?
Axel: OOO!!! I have a question!? –carrying a Roxas with a semi hangover-
Taru: Yes, you do! Now, what do you have to say about your little blonde 'friend'?
Axel: Well… -looks at Roxas- I guess it's safe…
Taru: Answer, please!
Axel:…Yes…
Taru & Yuffie: -squeals like maniacs-
Roxas: -falls off of axel's back in shock- WHO THE HELL WAS KILLED BY A SODA BOTTLE!?
Taru: Umm… ok… next question! –walks over to cookie jar- Riku, where DID all the cookies go?
Riku: -puts hands behind his back- I dowont o!!!
Taru: Riiiggghhhttt…
Yuffie: Next questions!
Questions from Mayouh101:
Question for Hayner: Is it true that you and Fuu are a couple?
Question for Fuu: Is it true that you and Hayner are a couple?
Fuu: WHAT!? HELL NO!!! SEPHIROTH IS MY HUSBAND, AND DON'T YOU DARE FORGET IT!!!
Taru: -sweatdrop- uhh… I think she was talking about the OTHER Fuu… But since she's not here, what are your feelings on this, Hayner?
Hayner: Uhh…no. If anything, she's my soon-to-be cousin in-law!
Taru: Really!? Who's your cousin!? –starry eyes-
Hayner:…Seifer…
Everyone else: -gasp-
Hayner: What? Got a problem with it!?
Taru: oh contraire, Pierre! It's the exact opposite!!!XD
Yuffie: Aww man! That means my man is taken… -corner of woe-
Fuu: Just get on with it already!
Taru: alright! Alright!
Questions from I.M.R. Duelist:
Questions for Riku: How does it feel to be back home after two years absence?
What were your most proudest moments?
Questions forRoxas: I've been reading the Daily Heart and it has been rumored that you like Namine, is that true?
What kind of life do you live that Sora doesn't know about?
((this is for my newspaper, do not be alarmed.))
Taru: Wow! I feel so loved!XD My show is going to be in a newspaper!!!
Yuffie: Which one?
Taru: Uhh… dunno yet…
Fuu: Then that makes it pointless.
Taru: Shut it, you!!!
Yuffie: -Duct tapes Taru & Fuu's mouths closed- Just awnser the questions, already!!!
Riku: Well, those are really tough questions. I guess I feel better now that everyone is home, and it's nice to know that we could still go to other worlds if we wanted to, so it's not like we're stuck here like we were.
My proudest moments? That's a tough one… I would have to say when I had victory over my heart. Ansem is the worst disease anybody could ever have in their system.
Me: -straight face- Hi, my name is Riku, and my face is stuck like this while my mouth is always talking in a bored tone.
Riku: -knocks Taru unconscious-
Yuffie: NO!!! You killed my little sister!!! YOU BASTARD!!!
Fuu: Now is not the time to be quoting south park!!!
Yuffie: Then what SHOULD we be doing?
Fuu: Celebrating that Taru is quiet for once in her life, and find out if Roxas is even in his right mind to answer his questions.
Yuffie: Oh. Right. –throws confetti-
Roxas: -DAMN IT!!!! all of your peoples ruckus woke me up…
Axel: Good thing, too. You have questions to answer –points to the list while keeping his site on Roxas-
Roxas: Oh, alright!
Well, it's weird that you would ask something like that…
Axel: -staring holes into Roxas-
Roxas: (-blush- DAMNIT!!! I can't say anything while HE'S in the room…) I guess you could say that it's true… to a certain extent. She's more like a sister to me, nothing more!
Axel: (-sighs- well, at least that's one big obstacle out of the way. Now, onto phase 2!!)
Roxas: My private life? Nothing that I can say out loud, if you're going to put it in a newspaper (Reading yaoi fanfictions is NOT something I want the press to know about me…)
Yuffie: Hey, don't you think we should get the main hostess out of her coma now?
Taru: No need to!!!
Yuffie: How on earth did you do that!?
Taru: This isn't earth! This is the planet… Zenborg! Yeah, that's it! Next question…
Question from Harry loves Ginny:
Question for Axel: Hey Axel, could you teach me how to control fire? I'll give you cookies…
Axel: For cookies!? As long as their burnt almond fudge, I'm game! Let's see… looks like I can book you… Friday's and Sunday's, 8-9 P.M.
Taru: You have a schedule???
Axel: Of course I do! You wouldn't believe how many people have asked me for lessons!!!
Taru:… Riiiggghhhttt… last set of questions for this show! (NUU!!!XP)
Questions from Mariny the one and only:
Question for Axel: Why are you such a PYROMANIAC?!?!?
Questions –cough- Demand –cough- for Sora: YOU DIDN'T ANSWER MINE ANSWER IT! You HAD to go and faint didn't you?
Do you love Riku?
Question for Riku: Do you love Sora? (again same as Sora...but again who cares?)
Axel: Easy! Fire is bright, and hot, and shiny!
Taru: -high fives Axel- Amen to that, dude!XD OOO!!!! Can I wake Sora up now!? –gets out airhorn-
Riku: If you even THINK about using that to wake Sora, I will personally brake your fingers!
Me: -le sigh- Fine… -pokes Sora with a nearby stick- you have questions.
Sora: WHAT!? WHAT'D I MISS!!!???
Taru: Just choose; Kairi or Riku?
Sora: Uhh… Riku?
Taru: -sqeals- Thank you!
Sora: O…k… you're welcome?
Taru: Ok! Now, are you in LOVE with Riku? Hmm?
Sora: -huge blush- Well… I… uhh… -faints-
Taru: -catches Sora- Speak, boy!
Sora: -whispers- Kinda, I guess…
Taru: NO. No kinda. I want a STRAIGHT answer!
Sora: Alright, Fine! Yes, I do, ok?
Taru: -nosebleed- ALRIGHT!!!!!!XD –faints-
Yuffie: Way to go, little dude!
Fuu: -cries- I want out of this gay hell hole…
Yuffie: Nope! By the time we're done with you, you'll be just like Taru! (Well, I guess I can't say that. NO ONE can be as hyper as Taru…)
Fuu: I highly doubt that.
Sora: -looks down- Sorry, Riku…
Riku: Why are you sorry? I should be thanking you…
Taru: -gets up quickly and starts taping scene-
Sora: Th-thanking me?
Riku: For returning my feelings…
Taru: -huge nosebleed- Th-that wraps up today's episode. P-p-please review with more whacky questions to ask any of the Kingdom Hearts Staff… -faints from blood loss-
Hayner: ...Hello? What about me? I'm still on this stupid coat rack!!!
Fuu: Your not the only one stuck...
CHUU-WAI!