Dib came home earlier than he'd expected.

"Hi Gaz, dad here?" Dib asked his sister curiously. Gaz pointed in the direction of the lab. Dib nodded and walked up to his bedroom.

"So Professor, I walked up to the alien, Zim's house and peered into the window. He was planning something, I know it. And he's found a new associate."

The professor narrowed his eyes. "And who might that be, R2D2?"

"No! The strangest thing was…that he was talking to a worm!"

The professor guy sighed. "How many times Dib? Call us when you've actually got something. Talking to a worm! Hahahaha!"

The computer switched off and Dib banged his fist on the desk.

"This is hopeless! Zim's up to something, I know it!"

"Be quiet Dib!" Gaz shouted.

"Argh, he knows I'm up to something, I know it! Blast you Dib!" Zim cried.

"Blast you Dib, into the sky! Hehehe! The sky, sky!" GIR shouted

"Stop it" Zim said, getting annoyed. "Now, how am I going to do this, Grr…what's wrong with this picture." Zim said out loud, examining the worm.

"It's only got one head…" The rest of GIR's words were cut off.

"THAT'S IT!" Zim shouted turning his head and stared at his robot. "This worm's only got one head. I think our answer is to give him two, and obviously we'll have to make him larger! Then the rest of the world will be DOOMED! HAHAHAHAHA…. ah yeah." Zim ran over to his drawing board.

"Yeah, my piggy only has one head. Looks better with one head!" GIR giggled.

Zim stayed up most of the night preparing and building. Sparks lit up the small lab, and you hear GIR over the noise going "Oooohh Ahhh, pretty sparkles"

NEXT DAY

"GIR, touch that and die!" Zim growled.

GIR touched it anyway. "I feel fine master!"

"Ok GIR, see this? This is the Double Doom Machine. It can double the amount of stuff put under it. For example…" Zim snatched GIR's piggy out if his hands and put it under the ray. The ray hit the piggy, giving it two heads. "There, two headed Piggy." Zim looked proud of himself.

"NO! Piggy, you looky better with one head!" GIR cried.

"Right I'm going to skool." Zim said, ignoring the little robots pain. "Don't you dare touch this machine."

"YES MASTER." GIR said in his SIR voice.

Zim walked down the skool corridor to the classroom. When he got to the door, Dib was standing in the doorway.

"Hello Zim, looking tired I see." Dib said. Zim didn't answer but tried to push Dib out of the way.

"Ah, nope I don't think so. First, tell me what's going on." Dib said smugly. Zim's eyes narrowed.
"And why would I tell you? If I did, I'll have to kill you." He said smoothly, reaching into his backpack.

Dib's eyes widened and stepped out of the way. Zim smirked and walked smartly into the classroom. Dib was getting exasperated, but kept calm for the moment. Ms Bitters literally slithered into the classroom.

"Why aren't you in your seat Dib?" Ms Bitters hissed. Her sharp forked tongue flickered.

Dib slouched a bit and walked over to his desk.

Half way through the lesson, Dib got hit in the head with a paper ball. He straightened his glasses and opened the ball. "You have a big head." Dib looked immediately at Zim who was trying to look at innocent as possible. Dib grumbled and looked back down at his book. Couple minutes later, Dib got hit in the head with another paper ball. He opened it like the first time "I think you're cute" Dib gave Zim the weirdest disgusted look. Zim frowned and pointed to the back. The ugliest girl in the class waved and showed her yellow teeth in a crooked smile. Dib shuddered and hoped the bell would ring soon…

But no, it's not over it yet....I'll get the next chapter up ASAP savvy? :-)