CHAPTER 3

Hello!! I'm terribly sorry for the long wait, stupid school!! Anyway, I'll try and update sooner now. Enjoy the stupid filled chapter! Oh, and the characters will be REALLY OOC. Now, let's begin!

DISCLAIMER: I don't own Naruto or Fullmetal Alchemist sniffles

WARNING: I have a spoiler in here for those of you who haven't watched the Japanese version of Naruto, so if you haven't watched the whole thing up to episode 200 and something then you might want to skip a part. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

"Hey, everyone!" Orochimaru exclaimed after the puff of smoke disappeared.

"Oh, my, god! It's Michael Jackson!! Run for your lives boys!!" Linda screamed and ran to Ed and Al.

"Michael who?" Orochimaru asked curiously as he stepped up to Sasuke.

"No! He's not Michael Jackson yet," Janelle said and grabbed Ed's hand. "Gimme," she demanded. "What?" Ed tried pulling his hand away but failed. Janelle slipped his glove off and ran to the snake guy, thing.

"Here!" Janelle put the glove on his hand and retreated. "Now, you are Michael Jackson!!" she hid behind Linda.

"Uh…" Sasuke quietly stepped away to where Naruto was hiding behind a bush. Sakura turned red in the face.

"You better not be here to take Sasuke-kun!!" she yelled at the confused pale person.

"Oh, but he is. Sasuke gets taken away sometime around episode 100 something. After the Chuunin exams and that big battle between kitty and him," Linda said as if she knew everything and nodded her head for remembering the vital pieces of information.

"WHAT?!" Sasuke, Naruto, and Sakura yelled/asked. Linda went over to Al and jumped in his armor to escape the wrath of the three ninja's.

"Linda, you retard! You just told them something that they really didn't have to know! This might ruin the series!!" Janelle scolded Linda.

Al was very scared by the three advancing, angry ninja's coming to him. "Uhhh…. brother!" he squeaked.

Ed looked up from his perverted book and looked at Al then Janelle. "What did you do?" he sighed. Janelle waved her hands in front of her face and said, "I didn't do anything! It was Linda who told them their futures!!" Ed sighed.

Orochimaru was oh so very confused but figured since he was going to take Sasuke soon; he would leave him alone for now. "I have to get back to the cookies! They are probably burning by now!" and with that he poofed out of there.

Sakura and Naruto looked back to where he was standing before. "He bakes??" they looked at each other and sighed.

"Al! Run away!" Linda whispered from inside of him when she noticed team seven was distracted. "Uh, right," Al started running in the direction of the village.

"Hey, wait for us!!" Janelle called after them. She grabbed Ed's hand and dragged him along. "I want my glove back!!" he whined. "SHUT UP!" Janelle yelled and caught up with Al and Linda.

"Hey, they're getting away!!" Sakura noticed and ran after them. Naruto and Sasuke sighed and followed the pink haired girl.

"This is going to be a long day," Ed sighed as he was dragged by Janelle. "I said SHUT UP!" Janelle slapped Ed with her free hand. He sighed again.

WOOT! I did it! –Does happy dance- OK, so you know, review now, please? BYE!