Locked Up
E: *really bad imitation of an evil laugh* mwahahaha! I have all of you locked up in my house!
P: Remind me again why the awesome me is trapped in a 15 year old girl's house?
A: I can't believe it! When Germany annexed me at least I could sponge off him: here I have to make my own tea!
N: Oh god, not you again!
E: Prussia, you are locked in my house because I love you, and want you for myself. Apart from Austria, he can share you two as you are my OTP.
As for you Austria, I may love you too, but you can make your own bloomin' tea!
And Norway, I am offended. Offended I tell you!
P: I can see why you would love the awesome me, yet that doesn't fully explain why you would tie me to a chair in your house!
E: Oh, *giggles* you noticed the chair!
P: *grits teeth* Yes...
E: You cannot escape!
A: If we were provided tea, I wouldn't care about being here!
E: Really. You wouldn't care about being tied to a chair in an obsessed fangirl's house if tea was provided. How stupid do you get!
A: I just want to save money!
E: For god's sake you Aristocratic Sponge!
A: Hmph! *sticks nose in the air*
E: Hmph to you too.
N: God, stop the arguing, you're giving me a headache.
E: Tough. You are mine! All mine! *evil cackle* Mwahahaha! Austria and Prussia can have each other too but you are all MINE!
N: *whimpering* Save me Mattias!
E: *fangirling again* OMG DENNOR!
N: I thought I was 'all yours', not Denmark's too?
E: You ARE all mine, but I think you two are cute!
N: Right...
E: Anyway, the reason I have brought you all here, to my attic, and tied you up is that one: I love you all and two: talking to you guys gives me FANTASTIC material for a fanfiction! Also, I want to play duets with Lukas. Since he keeps saying no when I ask politely!
N: Of course I do! I'm terrified of you! You are worse than Denmark in a bad mood with his axe in his hand!
E: Which do you think is scary: Russia in a Destroying mood or France in a Flirty mood?
A: France! *shudders*
P: My Awesomeness could beat Russia any day - France.
N: I have to say, France is pretty scary...
E: Kesesesese! Russia wouldn't be happy to know we think so little of him!
P: I've been dragged into too many Prussia/Russia fanfics though! Specs is my one and only!
E: Awwww!
N: *dryly* Fangirl alert...
A: *shudders* Fanfictions... Far too many Austria/France ones...
E: You know, I think Prussia has it worst, what with all the germancest stories!
P: FINALLY! Someone who understands how awful that concept is!
N: Perhaps someone would like to also see that the concept of being TIED to a CHAIR in a FANGIRL'S ATTIC is awful and potentially dangerous.
E: I'm not France, if that's what you're getting at - just because you're all tied up, it doesn't mean I'm going to do anything like that to you! I may THINK it, but that is all I would do. Just think... *starts drooling*
A: So am I going to get my tea or not?
A/N Chapter 3! This is even more fun to write than I thought!
If anyone wants to ask a specific question to any of the characters that is locked in my attic (or is in some way related to them e.g. Hungary, Denmark etc.) then leave it in a review and I will answer it.
I have to say though, my friends have been despairing recently as they had to remind me countless times that all three of these characters mentioned here don't exit in real life. NOOOOOOO!
And I am still convinced that (when he's not locked in my attic) Norway lives at my friend's house. She sends me emails as if he's speaking! :)
And I am gonna shut up now, as I am writing this at midnight and my brain is shattered!
Emily Prustrian