(The innocent pub sign says NOT THE PUB)
(The pub, its all hands on dicky deck) (even the customers have to help out)
Gyarados said excadrill, tyranitar garchomp aegislash its all handz on dicky deck!
Salamence said I WANT TO BECUM AGIRRRRRRRRL!
Tyranitar said Oh, does nat men youll have bouncy boobz (fartz)
Aegislash said It's a friday night and wapeople want thri fucking dinks. stop flying around you jam tart
Excadrill said Its a rush our hour fat fucking sack of shit who the world be better without/
Tyranitar said I don't care what you think, salamence will be becum r hot
Gyarados said I DIDNT FUCKING ASK YOU TO CHAT! WORK OR WHIP! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOULL CRY!
Salamence said you dont see the customers mucking around
Aegislash said poop you slug! you fuck around more like!
Tyranitar said why did you do that you little banana?
Aegislash said where is that feebeld garchomp when you need him?
Gyarados said as you know, garchomp went off to look for da poirate creeow
Aegislash said humph, i bet wont find it.
Excadrill said You do realize that there is a still ton of fucking scallywg left to serve. and no, we're not reviving a bit of this and a bit of beer or flaming gyarados.
Tyranitar said POOOOOOOOO! *fartz*
Gyarados said Hurry up! the cutazard mers are getting hungry angry and cross
Aegislash said I thinking your reddustbin. i'm better than.
Tyranitar said Duck that, I want to see salamence's boobiez
Gyarados said No pudding tonight
Excadrill said ha ha ha ha ha ha h ah a yay!
Aegislash said I DONT CAR!
Tyranitar said what did i fucking do wrong?
Excadrill said objecty women
TYranitar said im fuxing doomed if i praise the kindly do, doomed if you dont
Gyarados said you are better off dead
The most boring awesome pokemon sitcom character (conkeldurr) said indeed
Excadrill said You such a pig Tyranitar
(Tyranitar gave a funny face you should laughing at that funny joke)
Aegislash said You whiny little shit, I do what I want.
You don't have a shadow of a doubt.
Gyarados said Get those scallywags ready or else. captin puddin hasn't got all evening.
Tyranitar said yeah, cuz he needs to hve a yummy ewank.
Excadrill said how many wives does captin puddin have right now?
Gyarados said 69. Now hurry curry durry up or i'll kill you.
Excadrill said Guess what?
Aegislash said What you who?
Excadrill said I'm going to get some scallywage ready on the double
Aegislash said fool! no one fucking uses on the double anymore.
Tyranitar said I do when i order food
Excadrill said fatsioooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooolol
Tyranitar said (laugh now)
Aegislash said I WANT FOOD!
Tyranitar said You should've fought of that goofing around
Excadrill said ive got all the drinks ready.
Tyranitar said Good idea. I hope they do crisps!
Excadrill said Your fat Tubster!
Tyranitar said (laugh now)
Aegislash said I WANT SHADOW JUICE!
TYranitar said Then go and get some you bacon slice!
Gyarados said No food or drink until you have done some yummy work.
(at the CAPTAIN PUDDING tabel)
Captain Pudding said How many wives shall i pay you with?
Tyranitar said salamence is planning on havin da sex change, you could make her a wide
Excadrill said The innocent pub is a pubload of fun without salamence.
Captain Pudding said ah gyarados, just the pub runner i want to se.e i got a call from bisharp that he wants to have lunch with you
Gyarados said whY
Captain Pudding said he wants to patch up with you
Tyranitar said HALT! all he cooks is shit sandwitches
Gyarados said ill have you know that i do a meen gyarados steamed clams hams
Excadrill said giv it up fishface no you cant
Gyarados said Don't call me nat! BTW you need to go back in da kitchin
Aegislash said Giv us r usual or it will be be your life.
Gyarados said You deserve a glass of wee wee for your troubles. What the fuck are you doing here anyway?
Tyranitar said servin da dinks
Excadrill said No you just want to see a lap dance
Tyranitar said (Laugh now)
Salamence said i might be able to lap dance soon
COnkeldurr said i can do a pretty good lapdance
(rubs scallywag gut)
(excadrill vomits all over tyranitar)
Tyranitar said little shit?
Gyarados said Conk, make him a cheese sandwich
Tyranitar said but they smeel
Gyarados said too fuxing fbasd
Aegislash said Your a dip dip doo head
Conkeldurr said Call me granny!
Aegislash said shit is higher on the food chain than you. you're in between shit and garchomp!
Gyarados said Let's get on with the plot. ill call doctor reuniclus and see how quickly he can perform the salamence sex change
Tyranitar (trying to move the plot forward) said I'll have some scallywag visitor
(just then, primarina, the ice creem mans wives comes in)
Gyarados said indeed
Primarina said ice cream man has tummy ache
Aegislash said I'll have some shadowjuice! It drenches my life in shadow.
Conkeldurr said IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WHERE WILL I GET MY ICE CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM (FARTZ)
Gyarados said Scallywag is what's making da worl gd gof go by
Tyranitar saidpour ice creem man
Gyarados said i don't really care about the iceee creem man very much. he can die of tummy ache for all i cart
Excadrill said but hes a mate AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Salamence said Alright calm down!
Tyranitar said tallkey will explode if it doesnt have ice cream
Primarina said the ice cream man asked for three members of the kindly krew to man the van
Aegislash said is it super size shadow juice?
Gyarados; hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. three members out of the way. not dead but better than muffin. I think it would be best to have it in the board meeting. room.
Excadrill said yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay (jumps and down up and thinks about his sexy cousin)
(In the board room, gyarados, tyranitar, excadrill, aegislash, salamence who wants a sex change, granny, and primarina all make a plan of ACTION)(it's very exciting)
Salamence said i will now identify as a giiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirl!
Tyranitar said i identify as an big apache attac helicopta myself
Aegislash said i identify as a glass of shadow juice
Gyarados said i identify as pickle
Excadrill said no u dont
Aegislash said cant have a pickle running the pub
Gyarafos said don't be so racist
Primarina said who are the three memebers manning the ice cream van
Tyranitar said SALAMENCE WONT BE A MAN ANYMORE! MEANING SHE SHOULDNT MAN THE TRUCK!
Gyarados said i'm not a pickle anymore and i need to dine with captain bisharp!
Excadrill said im so glad gyarados is running the pub and not a fucking pickle!
Tyranitar said im going to help salamence during the sex change
Salamence said thanks master tubby
Gyarados said that leaves excadrill, aegislash and conkeldurr
Tyranitar said You will be shocked at how useless they are
COnkeldurr said call me granny!
Aegislash said pot calling the kettle pink i want lipstick!
Primarina said could i have someone other than aegislash?
Gyarados said any questions and ill kill you
Tyranitar said dont eat too much ice cream excadrill
Gyarados said yeah and ur not getting paid
Tyranitar said Hahaha
Excadrill said ice cream man is one of my best friendz
Gyarados said yeah whatever
Salamence said yes ma deer.
Tyranitar said i'd turn the ice cream caravan into a cheese SHOOOOOOOOOOOP myself
Primarina said you need to be at the van by 69 o clock sharp!
Tyranitar said 1 + 1 = chuggen
Gyarados said You know what
(gyarados then flashes back to a faaithfyl day when an orange tyranitar hit the 6 week hungey customer scheme)
(orange tyranitar enters the pub to get dink from the friendly pubprunner)
Orange Tyranitar said mumble mumble mumble rice krispies
Gyarados said just the pawn i wish to see
Orange Tyranitar said mumble pawn?
Gyarados said scallywag in the glass
Orange Tyranitar said *fartz* oh okay
Gyarados said you have comes to the pub for a conisstent six weeks
Orange Tyranitar said and?
Gyarados said Stop making pointless references and order something!
Orange Tyranitar said Can we hav a dink
Gyarados said yes, and on the cheep!
Orange Tyranitar said mumble, i remember. you sed that if you went to the pub for mumble 6 wekes. you might get your rice krispies beerz on the cheep
Gyarados said Let's get on with the plot. What would you lieek.
Orange Tyranitar said (trying to move the plot forward) said I'll have some scallywag visitor. mumble it reminds me of prison
Gyarados said PWISON!
Orange Tyranitar said mumblr ur so kind. gyarados
Gyarados said please. call me basil. i lonley. i need friends. smuggle with me
Orange Tyranitar said ugh, mumble. I DONT WANT TO SNUGGLE WITH yOUAUSTRALIAN FAGGOT!
Gyarados said calm down, i said smuggle
Orange Tyranitar said oh *fartz* *salutes gyarados*
lol
(the next morning)
Tyranitar said WAKE UP WANKAS, UR DOING DA ICE CREEM RUN TODAY
Conkeldurr said I don't like the ice cream
Aegislash said i don't like you
Salamence said im having sex chanj today
Aegislash said You don't deserve a single look at my shadow times nor my playboy collection/
Conkeldurr said My collection is bigger than yours.
Aegislash said I think your playboy collection is useless to resist.
Gyarados said I was on playboy once
Salamence said I think primarina is at the door
Tyranitar said cum on retards, u need to sell in my ice cream
Salamence said its not yours tubby
Gyarados said yeah
Conkeldurr said little shit
Primarina said (from outside) Could we cut with the swearing? ice creem man has given me some fucking strict instructions
Salamence said As you know, you need to sell ice cream because vanila sandslash the ice cream man has tummy ache
Gyarados said GET OUT OF MY PUB AT ONCE!
Aegislash said youll be sorry you were torn
Conkeldurr said (starts wiggling his finges fingers PENIS)
Salamence said i need to have my sex change
Aegislash said fine, lets go
(tyranitar and gyarados beat up excadrill, aegislash and conk. their being treated like ice cream men)
Gyarados said Go away!
Tyranitar said yo
Conkeldurr said (hits excadrill) wheres the ICE CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM TRUCK CUCK!
Primarina said Vanilla wont give it away. He heard that you had the van
Aegislash said Would you like some shadow juice?
Primarina said no
Aegislash said GOOD BECAUSE YOU WERENT FUCKING GETTING ANY!
Excadrill said but the van gives me cancer!
Primarina said Aegislash and Cook give me cancer
Aegislash said HAVING TO DO WORK GIVES ME DARK DISEASE!
Excadrill said i dont like cheese chef
Gogoat said lol wut
Aegislash said i want to use space colony arc to sell ice cream
Conkeldurr said I want to use the fart wagon
(He tries to hit Aegislash and fails. What a fucking idiot!)
Aegislash said I'm a shadow warrior. Your stupid combat will never work.
Conkeldurr said I WIN! I fought in the civil war.
Primarina said here is the fridge for the ice cream and a box of cones
Conkeldurr said I WANT ICE LOLLY!
Aegislash said is there shadow ice cream?
Excadrill said this fridge looks like the special petrol tank we use for the van
(Conk starts staring at her chest. He looks out of breath. Even more so than usual)
Primarina said what are tou starinf out!
Conkeldurr said if ice cream man hopefullt dies, i could replace him (rubs scallywag gout)
Aegislash said ...I think ur sly sluj
Excadrill said can gust get on with seling the ice cream man?
Primarina said go around town and sell ice creem to hungry customers
Aegislash said i want excadrill and conk to do all the work!
Conkeldurr said YOUR A LAZY PEANUT! I BET YOU HAVE CRIIIIIIIIBZ
Aegislash said (in fucking tears) NO I DAONT!
Primarina said i should have gotten someone like bisharp to do this instead
Aegislash said (wipes tears) bisharp...my second worst enemy!
Conkeldurr said I'm starving, I'm old.
Excadrill said no ice cream for you conk
Conkeldurr said (hits excadrill) CALL E GRANNY
Aegislash said expect nothing more than a bag of stale crisps.
Conkeldurr said lets fuckijg get on with it
Excadrill said fine, lets go
(they drive off)
Primarina said *fartz*
*at the pub*
Gyarados said right, ive phone dr reuniclus
Tyranitar said reuniclus is one of my best friends
Salamence said aw aw awwwwwwwwww everyone needs friends
Gyarados said he said that he can do the sex change in 10 minutes
Salamence said oh wow
Tyranitar said how will we get to da hospital? excadrill, aegislash and conk have the van for ice cream lol
Gyarados said we have no choice but to use other means
Salamence said i can just use the private jet pack on the private yot
Gyarados said right, you had better go then. i need to prepare the gyarados steem clam hams
Tyranitar said the private yot can do anything
Salamence said indeed
*they go in the yot can fly off*
Tyranitar said COWERBUNGER!
Salamence said i hope that the sex change will go well
Tyranitar said of course it will, no matter what happens you will ALWAYS be yourself.
Salamence said thanks master tubby
Tyranitar said i have lotsa friendz
Salamence said after the sex change, i need you to help me sell shit at the market
Tyranitar said it will be like old times
Salamence said I get my beers on the cheap
Tyranitar said what are we selling?
Salamence said im selling some condoms then investing some yummy money to bit coin
Tyranitar said #hashtag hat tag hash tag bit coin
Salamence said you could help me advertise the condoms
Jerkass Tyranitar said could i bounce ur breasts as a reward?
*salamence didn't not speak to jar jar for the rest of the ride*
*they arrive at da hospital, reuniclus is kissing charjabug*
Tyranitar said hello my two best friends.
Dr Reuniclus said ah, salamence. just the junk dealer from tallkey who owns da private yot i wanted to see
Tyranitar said I remember when i OWNED evil twin and bosharp and got my win
CHarjabug said how the van tyranitar?
Tyranitar said i only needed to make 68 excuses for it this morning rather than SIXTY NINE!
Dr Reuniclus said this sex change will be quick
Salamence said good, i wanted to sell some shit at the market
Tyranitar said ILL BE HELPING!
Salamence said uh huh
Charjabug said where is the van?
Dr Reuniclus said hopefully in the scrapyard
*they kiss, they're gay*
Tyranitar said excadrill aegislash and mr parkinson have it. they need to sell ice cream man
Dr Reuniclus said ah yes, the ice cream man was diagnosed with tummy ache. he may have to die for a bit
Tyranitar said oh deer
Charjabug said bye reuniclus
Dr Reuniclus said we'll playing in bed with you in a tharjabug costume later.
Salamence said i cant wait to have my sex change
Dr Renuiclus said right come with me then
Tyranitar said IM SO GLAD UR A DOCTOR AND NOT A NURSE
(they go into the operating room and ignore this shit stain)
Tyranitar said I might play in, what should be, my private yot for a bit
*the yot doors shut in front of him, knocking humpty dummpty over.*
Private Yacht's alexa said NO FATTIES ALLOWED!
Tyranitar said THAT'S MEEEE!
*back with the ice creem trio, things aren't going well*
Aegislash said I WNT TE MILLUION S BACK!
Conkeldurr said YOU DONT DESERVE!
Excadrill said we could steel some of the millions we get from the ice creeem
Conkeldurr said IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IF yOU DO THAT IM TELLING GYARADOS!
Aegislash said you baked bean, i dont want to be told of
Excadrill said right, imm driving, aegislash is serving, conk is making the ice cream
Aegislash said FOOL! CONK WILL POISON EVERYONE!
Excadrill said but he cant drive and the stink will scare the customerz
Conkeldur said I MMAKE A MEEN IcE CREAAM!
(starts twerxin)
(excadrill and aegislash are vry moved)
Excadrill said hear cums a customer!
*the bus driver arrives*
Bus driver said I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, four by four animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.
Aegislash said FOOL WE SELRVE FROZEN CREAM PRODUCTS HERE!
Bus driver said where is the bus ice ceem amn man driver and why are thrreee pub workers manning the truck?
Aegislash said You've never eaten a tomato?
Conkeldurr said IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII I DONT LIKE HEALTHY FOOD
Bus driver said neither do die!
Excadrill said NO! You'll die if you don't have enough fruit and veg.
Aegislash said I WANT SHADOW JUICE
Excadrill said we need to man ice creem truck whilst ice creem man has tummy ache
Bus driver said oh no!
Aegislash said sadly, we were lumped with conk whilst tubster helps salamence with salamence sex change
Bus driver said What a lame idea for an episode.
Excadrill said Let me continuing masturbating for a bit.
Aegislash said I dont care abotu your ordeal.
Conkeldurr said I WANT TO KEEP tHE ICE CREAM FOR MYSEEEEEELF!
Bus driver said I want a maltesers flavoured ice cream
Conkeldurr said AND IW A TN T WANT A REVELZ FLAVOUR
Excadrill said fine
(he throws the two orders)
Bus driver said Here is 1 pound. I bet that you had to wake up at 6 o clock sharp for this.
Aegislash said SIX O FUCKING CLOCK!
Conkeldurr said NO MONEY FOR YOU!
Excadrill said more like no money for poo
Aegislash said DONT CALL ME POO YOU COCKWORK MOOSE
Conkeldurr said Im the leader of the icee cream team. I should get my shit for fee
Excadrill said what a retarded name
Bus driver said I HATE RHYMES
Conkeldurr said I AHTE HATE YOU!
Excadrill said nate snot ho you treat a hungry customer
Aegislash said I wasnt tohave a midnight fight with the hungry customer
*busdruver stands around with his ice cream*
Excadrill saidWHAT O DO YOU WANT!?
Bus driver said Im waiting for bisharp
Excadrill said bisharp will never come hes having lunch with gyarados
Bus driver said better hide arounf the pub bishes *geddit*
Conkeldurr said i hid behind my late wife;s biushes
Aegislash said i tried to do the same shadow tactic with the girlfriend WHO DUMPED ME FOR A HEART OF FUXING STOOOOOOOOOOONE! it didnt work
Conkeldurr said i luv my revel flavoured ICE CREEEEEEEEM!
Excadrill said Fine, let's find more customers. All for one
Conkeldurr said AND ALL FOR CHIPPY!
(They drive the ice cream van to find more customers)
(on the cliff)
Cobalion said knock knock
Virizion said whos there
Cobalion said doctor
Terrakion said doctor who
Cobalion said you just said it
Virizion said i want some ice cream
Terrakion said but i herd that ice cream man has died of tummy ache
Cobalion said we'll have to get some from the new salesmen
(in the hospital, god arrives)
Tyranitar said HEY GYARADOS!
Gyarados said HEY TYRANITAR! HERES JOHNNY! is salamencealright?
Tyranitar said Err you see, he is in the operating room with reuniclus
Gyarados said the last time he was there he had an ingrown toenail
Tyranitar said OH DEER! *fartz*
Gyarados said i run the pub
Tyranitar said how are the gyarados steamed clam hams?
Gyarados said theyre in da oven. by the time i get back, i have one minute to get them out before them burn
Tyranitar said while ur there, tell bisharp to give us the house back 4 3
Gyarados said NOT A FUXING CHANCE
Gayrados said i need to check up on salamence sex change
Tyranitar said you tell me how nice n bouncy the boobs are
Gyarados said more stinky statements like that and it will be gum cleaning all night
Tyranitar said OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(in the operating room of life)
Salamence said im vry excited
Reuniclus said ...so am i
Salamence said how many sex changes have you done?
Reuniclus said oh this is my first. im improvising
Salamence said will it hurt?
Dr Reuniclus said dont worry, this will be great. (grabs PWR DRILL and aims for salamence's pelivis)
Salamence said AAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(from the outside, gayrados is hearing everything)
Gyarados said (holding back laughter) is everything okay?
(no response lol)
(more drill noises)
Gyarados said I'll leave you too it.
Tyranitar said Well then?
Gyarados said hes doing grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat (phewnomoremooseheadsforabit)
Tyranitar said WHAT DID YOOU SAY!?
Gyarados said u smell
Tyranitar said im a big beefer
Gyarados said you know what? i need to get back to the gyarados steamed clam hamz!
(he walks slowly back so that he burnz them)
Tyranitar said GYARADOS STOLE MY FLAMING TYRANITAR IDEA!
(every customer and the talking tumbleweed didn't give a crap. Flaming Gyarados was a cooler name)
(salamence comes out og the operating room, SHE has big boobs and a big bow)
A PINK ONE
Salamence said I have TRANSformed
Tyranitar saidr said wow, ur hot
Reuniclus said id say that i did a good first attempt
Tyranitar said thhanks reuniclsus, ur one of my best friends
Salamence said i didn't become a girl for you tubby. now go and help me sell shit at the market
Tyranitar said fine, let's go
(they leave on the private yot that now has a BOW on it)
Reuniclus said ah poop, the boobs were blaster balls
(in the ice creeam truck, the ice creem team arent finding that many ice cream customerz to eat their yummy ice cream)
Excadrill said as you know, we have only been able to find 4 customers so far
Tyranitar said FOR OOOOOOOOOOOOOR
Aegislash said hmph, did you beer something?
Conkeldurr said ONLY FOR UR LAZINESS!
Excadrill said perhaps we should get away from town
Conkeldurr said (starts crying and hitting excadrill) IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IDONT WANT TO LEAVE TOWN! TOWN SIT THE BEST FKNER =BJR=RENO GBXEFDWMKP ONBOGFVKEDW[,LCKF V
iIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII I WANT TO GO TO TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN *fartz*
Aegislash said i want a shadow ice cream for free
(Excadrill throws one at aegislash)
Excadrill said i dont fucking know about free, but beer you go
Aegislash said hmph, genuine shadow. you spartan, shall be useful against the metarex
Conkeldurr said THE WHAT!?
Excadrill said i want to lick my sexy cousin's feet
Conkeldurr said i want to see the van go really reallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreally
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Aegislash said you dont deserve any ofmy magixx starz
Excadrill said sure, i can make the van go fast
(he drives fucking fast)
Conkeldurr said IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIitooslow. the fartbanger was faster than this shit
Aegislash said i knew we should have used the shadow car. though space colony barc would have been the most ideal
(a COOL EPIC sports car shows up, inside are a scrafty and a DARMANITAN)
Scrafty said you're too slow the for the road punk. we're gooing to knock you out with some scrafty trix
Conkeldurr said PEOPLE I MY IN MY WERE SSSSSSSSSSSSEN SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN AND NOT HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORD!
Darmanitan said we're too fast to be seen!
Aegislash said FEEL THE wrath of my BLASTER STICK!
Scrafty said HUH!? WE can outspeed you. you miss your blaster bullets
Conkeldurr said ILL USE MY FART POWER TO BEAT YOY!
Darmanitan said HOLY SHIT!
Scrafty said wtf lol epic win yeah! lmao rofl!
Darmanitan said that's THE conk
Scrafty said the smelliest fartz in tallkey!
Excadrill said I say we play golf
Aegislash said I say we jerk off.
Conkeldurr said I say we play CONKers!
Darmanitan said ARE these two RETARDS your grandchildren!
Excadrill said I am, even though he birned me off
Aegislash said Huh?
Scrafty said CANT BLAM HIM! GOLF IS A BABY GAME!
Conkeldurr said HI HO HO! YOU GOT PWNED!
Excadrill said Sigh! I WANT TO PLAY GOLF!
FOREVER ALONE
Darmanitan said cum to think of it
Aegislash said NOT ALL OVER ME YOU GAY BOY ADVANCE!
Scrafty said novudt nobdy nobidy
Excadrill said NOBODY CARES CUZ IM ALONE!
Aegislash said don't you have the feebled cousin?
Excadrill said maybe she might like some ice cream
Conkeldurr said maybe she might like some my nice cream
(starts pelvic thrusting in front of excadrill)
(excadrill's eyes bleed from how sext sxy sexy cook is)
(yum yum)
(hot ass conk)
Conkeldurr said HOT ASS MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Scrafty said we work for the evil twin
Conkeldurr said IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII GYARADOS' EVIL TWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN *pisseses herself*
Aegislash said CURSES! gyaradorses feebled twin
Excadrill said oh poo
Darmanitan said cum to fink of it, evil twin talked about liking golf
Excadrill said i picked the wrong pub
Conkeldurr said (bounces on excadrill for a bit) YOU SHAT ON THE GOOD SCALLYWAG NAME!
Scrafty said weve cum to ruin the ice cream run FUN
Aegislash said yule never win
Darmanitan said we''ll prove our POWER by killing you
Aegislash said BOO HOO! I DONT WANT TO GET KILLED!
Excadrill said we neeed to fucking get away
Aegislash said hurry up, we dont have much time. time is an entity we must fight to win the dark wat
Excadrill said (yeah sure)
(they begin driving, the CHADMOBILE is chasing after them)
Scrafty said they cant beer us, they just have pathetic white van
Aegislash said I WATN THE BLACK ONE!
Darmanitan said with all that banter, we can win
Scafty said cool, ready ur blaster stick
Aegislash said no way. a latest model
Conkeldurr said im a model
Excadrill said we neeeeeeeeed to get to full speeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed. otherwise were tost n marmolaid
Aegislash said I WANT TO GET LAID
Conkeldurr said (hits excadrill) something that will never haoooekkppen
Excadrill said not even the fruit n veg checklist will work against them now
Conkeldurr said IW ANT TO DO A POO ON THE fruit n FUCKING veg chocklist
Excadrill said you can't smelly
Conkeldurr said (hits excadrill) CALL ME GRANNY!
Aegislash said fools, they're coming for us! i will use shadow mind control
(he thrusts his hand and wiggles is pingers to try to slow them down) (it doesn't fucking work) (conk was fucking impressed)
Aegislash said FOOLS! THEY CHEATED! ITS NOT FAIR! I WANT TO WIN!
Excadrill said LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMKK OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT a ramprchomp said MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN THE JOLLY RIDGER!
(the van does A BIG WALLOOPY WAALYOOPY JUMP WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! IT FLIES FOR A BIT BECAUSE ITS USING FUCKING ICE CREAM AS ITS FUEL SAUCE! YUMMY FUCKING YUMMY! FOR MY TUMMY?)
(they pass the private yot, tyranitar and salamence r fucking impressed)
Tyranitar said everyone loves the can
Salamence said the limo is beteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer
(the van lands down, all the cops give them salutes)
Excadrill said cool
Conkedlurr said WE SHOULD HAVE SOLD THEM SOME ICE CREAM!
Aegislash said idiots, im surrounded by them
Excadrill said you know, i don needt your idiotic statements about being an idiot nor you bullying me to go faster
Conkeldurr said (hits excadrill) you were bullying me buy trying to leave town NAND AND driving the car sllowly
Excadrill said i could do this on my own and cuck you too out
Aegislash said fool, you'd never fucking dare challenge the might of a shadow wariror
Excadrill said i would, the ice cream man wont talk to me if he hears my lack of progress
Conkeldurr and Aegislash said GOOOD!
Excadrill said (snivels) ur just jelly on da plate because i have friends and you dont
Conkeldurr said IF YOU CHUCK ME OUT, IM TELLING GYARADOS!
Excadrill said fine...you can stay
Aegislash said if you dont let me stay in the dark battle, im telling my mummy
Excadrill said fine, we'll sell one ice cream a day and make -over 9000
Conkeldurr said i d are you to ate hit tyranitar
Excadrill said why?
Conkeldurr said HE TOOK MY FREDDO YESTERYDAY!
Aegislash said i could hae that
EXcadrill said i luv fruit n veg
Aegislash said tyranitar's belly is grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr8 4 target practice
Excadrill said what's in it for me?
Conkeldurr said i'll give you a new flavour of ice cream (spanks his sexy ass)
Excadrill said oh wow, i wonder what it will be
Aegislash said i bet it's shit
(Conk gasps)
(darmanitan and scrafty are driving to town. heyr're not having fun.)
Darmanitan said a flying van? i want one
Aegislash said CONK HAS NO BRAIN! I DESTROYED IT!
Scrafty said ive ehard if tis white van, its the last of its racee
Darmanitan said perhaps we could finsd one like it at a bit of that and a bit of this'' market
Scrafty said there's the stool, i can see the traders private yot
Darmanitan said EW UCK YUCK! FUCK! THERES A BOW ON IT
Scrafty said but the trader is a fat greeen man
(they approach homer)
Scrafty said why do you have a gay ribbon on the vot?
Tyranitar said because it im borrowing it of my sexy friend
Salamence said NO! THIS IS MY YOOOOOOOOOOOT! UR NNOT HAVING IT!
Damanitan said HA! UR JUST A CUKY SLAVE TO THE GIRL HERE
Scrafty said id kill any women who give me orders
Darmanitan said even if its ur sexy mummy\\\\\2222
Tyranitar said scalllywag in the glass
Salamence said shut up fatso and move some boxes
(laugh now)
Salamence said how can i help you too?
Scrafty said i dont buy shit from women
Darmanitan said wwe hate women
(they throw a custard pie at salamence the girl's face. it explodes out shit, covering what is now a SMELLY STINKY POOPY FACE lol)
Salamence said waa waaa WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! I GOT COVERED IN SHIT!
(they leave, laughing like the big fat bullies they are)
Tyranitar said wow, that's a lot of chocolatw
(laugh now)
(the van parks outside the outiside of the house pub innocent pub) (it smells of shit birning
Excadrill said brb
(tyranitar is taking a monthly bath, doing a nice fat shit on hit it. excadrill comes and hits hit him with da chaor)
Tu chaor chair Tyraniatr Tyranitar said OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWlittlesjhistshit! little shit
Excadrill said ha ha ha, you got hurt tubbytar!
(laugh now)
Tyranitar said why did you do that?
Excadrill said conk told me to, he promised that hed give a new flavour of ice cream to sell. what are you doing here?
Tyranitar said im waiting for salamence to recover from HER little accident at the markert
Excadrill said whathappened?
Tyranitar said some bullies threw a chocolate custard pie at here. I STOOD UP FOR HER (stands up in the process) and scared tem away
Excadrill said (covering his eyes) never heard of a choco custard pie before. i bet if you had one, you wouldnt share it
(laugh now)
Conkeldurr said (from downstairs) HURRY UPYOU LITTLE SHIt!
Tyranitar said tell conk to kill himself and tell gyarados to stop with the stinky smoke
Excadrill said fine, lets go
(tyranitar s(h)its back down and makes such a big splash that it all of the shit stained water hits his fat face)
Tyranitar said DOH! i knew i should have used the toylet first!
(excadrill goes back downstairs and tries to tell gyarados that the pub smells of stinky smoke)
Excadrill said GYARADOS THE PUB FUCKING SMELLS!
(no response. gayrados is too byst busy with the gyarados stemaed clam hams)
(excadrill goes back to the van)
Excadrill said gyarados' pub stinks
Conkeldurr said I'm starving, i'm old
Aegislash said humph, maybe it's the gyarados steam clam hams
Excadrill said fine, let's leave
(fine, they left)
Aegislash said fine, let's go
WARNING THIS NEXT SCENE IS PROTECTED BY FAIR USE!
(meanwhile, with the innocent pub runner he hears the pub doorbell it's bisharp)
Bisharp said well guvner, i made it...despite ur directions
Gyarados said Ah, supernintendo bisharp bully! welcome! i hope ur prepared for an forgettable luncheon
Bisharp said uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
(johnny goes into the kitchen)
Gyarados said gasps, OHHHHHHHHHHHHNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MY ROAST ARE RUNINED! but what if...i were to furchse not slow food and disguoise as my own cooking. how delightfully jolly yo!
Bisharp said uh...
(he tries to enter the kitchen and sees mambo trying to jump out of da pub window)
Bisharp said BASIL!
Gyarados said AH BISHARP! I was just, uh... just stretching my innocent body on the windowsill. Isometric exercise! Care to join me?
Bisharp said why is there smoke cumin out of da oven guvner=?
Gyarados said It's steam from the gyarados steamed clam hams we're haming. mmm gyarados steamed clam hams
(gyarados later comes in with both honesty steamed clam hams which were ACTUALLY FATDONALDS BORGERZ)
Gyarados said well australian, i hope ur ready for sum mouther waltering humbirgerz
Bisharp said i thought we were having gyarados steamed clams?
Gyarados said er no, we're having gyarados steamed clam hams. wat i call burgerz
Bisharp said you call hamburgerz gyarados steamed clam haz guvner?
Gyarados said yes, its tallkey dialect
Bisharp said im from australia and ive never heard the term gyarados steamed clam hamz
Gyarados said i just said that it was tallkey dialect you retard
(they start eating their yummy burgerz or should i say...GYARADOS STEAMED CLAM HAMZ)
Bisharp said you know guvner, these burgerz are quite similar to the ones they serve at fatdonalds krusty burger
Gyarados said er no, they're gyarados burgers. an acient family recipe, kjus liket the scallywag formula
Bisharp said...for gyarados steamed clam hamz
Gyarados said yes
Bisharp said so you call them gyarados steamed clam hamz, even though ner obviously grilled guvner
Gyarados said oh yeah...i forgot...i did gyarados grilled clam hamz by mistake. well that was epic but im POOPed
Bisharp said i need to lev=ae as well guv...OMFG WOTS THAT!?
Gyarados said...aurora vorealis
Bisharp said AURORA VORELOLIS? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within the pub?
Gyarados said yes
Bisharp said maybe i could i see it guvner?
Gyarados said NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOucant
Salamence said BASIL! THE PUB IS ON FIRE!
Gyarados said er no, its the southern lights
Bisharp said well gyarados, you are one odd man...but you steam a good gyarados steamed clam ham
(he leaves)
(a swampert arrives and puts out the fire)
Swampert said be more carful in future
(he gets hit by bisharp's car)
Gyarados said (puts on trench coat) you need to be more carful
Salamence said BASIL! people at the market are being mean to me
Gyarados said id suggest asking BIT COIN for help. i need to clean the pub after the gyarados steamed clam hams
Tyranitar said YUM YUM! can i have some st gyarados steamed clam hams
Gyarados said im afraid you cant. but you can have a gyarados shit sandwich instead
Tyranitar said OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH I HATE GYARADOS SHIT SANDBITCHES
Gyarados said nats what you get for saying that i cant cock. now get of my fucking sight and go with salamence to bit coin so that everyone can call you an annoying brussil sprout
(laugh now)
(at the bit coin metting. salamence, tyranitar and lool are speaking with bit coin)
Salamence said i would like to take out some of my interest
Tyranitar said DO U NO WHERE MY WIN IS?
Bit coin said no i dont you obese piec of shit
(laugh now)
Salamence said EVERYONE IN THE market are being mean to be becuase me had sex change
Tyranitar said i killed as many of them as i could but there were just too many of them
Bit coin said ur telling tails. those crap bullies are going to feel my wrath. come on lets go to the market btwhereisyouryummyinterestyouwereaskingforb4tubbyaskedforhisretardedepicwinwhichhedidntfuckingdeservetheinterestiowedyouwaswelloveramillion.
(in the ice creem trunk, excadrill, aegislash and conkeldurr are faced with a long line of customerz)
Aegislash said a battle will come
Excadrill said this time, we shouldnt scare them away
Conkeldurr said i want my ice creeeeeeeeeeem firrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrest
Aegislash said i want you to die first
Excadrill said that wont be hard
(Granny gasps)
Aegislash said humph, the special order is popular today
Excadrill said right granny, show us your promised new flavour
(Conk takes a nice fat shit in an ice cream cone and serves it to da hungy customer)
(The customer licks it)
Hungry customer said THIS IS GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR8 (he explodes)
(EVERYONE CHEERZ N BEERZ)
Conkeldurr said Im a reel widnnd windbreaker! (he takes a shit in another one)
Aegislash said humph, fine
Excadrill said just wait until ice cream man hears about my efforts
Conkeldurr said IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII KILL URSELF WITH LAXITIVES
Excadrill said but everyone needs frie...
(conk takes a shit all over excadrill's face)
Aegislash said a stinky surprise from the shadows
Conkeldurr said UR NEXT
Excadrill said im covered in shit
Conkeldurr said HI HO HI U SMELL OF SHIT!
Aegislash said fool, im still wearing my lipstick
Conkeldurr; YOU SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT THAT BEFORE EVER EATING A CHOCCY BAR AND NOOT GIVING IT TO MEE!
Aegislash said you still wear nappies
Excadrill said (wipes face) the ice creams are selling like hot cokes
Conkeldurr said MOR EE LIKE HOT SHIT!
(shits all over a customer)
Aegislash said smell7y!
Excadrill said i want to get paid
Conkeldurr said IIIIIIIIIIIIIii ALL THE MONEY GOES TO GYARADOS N ICE CREEM MAN!
Excadrill said so you like being a salve?
Conkeldurr said (hits excadrill) GYARADOS RUNS THE PIB AND U DOnt
Aegislash said he doesnt run a very good one at that
Aegislash said ITS SALVE NOT SLAVE! U CANT EVEN GET BREATHING RIGHT!
Conkeldurr said u cant get being kind right
Excadrill said neither can you
Conkeldurr said (hits excadrill) ur always so fucking meeen to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (shakes both the can, the van, the car and the ice creams)
Excadrill said a glass wif ater folf dmselly stink
Gogoat said lol wat *fartz*
Excadrill said A glass of water for conk
Conkeldurr said *hits excadrill* I WANT ICE CREAM!
Aegislash said i think that you should weat ur own shit
Excadrill said i think you should ieat an icde cream nice freash nustrious vfruit n vegf falbboureed flao flavoured
(Conkeldurr started crying, screaming and shit)(Hmm shit is pretty funny here since he took a shit in an nice cream cone earlier)
Conkeldurr said *starts crying* IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!
Aegislash said no glarse of seaman for conk
Conkeldurr said IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!
ICAN ONLY HAVE CHOCCY FLAVOURED!
I HATE YOU! I HATE VEG! i need choccy! IM HOTTER TAHN THAN YOU!
Aegislash said im the hottest
Excadrill said ur still a virgin!
Aegislash said *sniff* no one will appreciate me for who i really am
Conkeldurr said *wipes away tearas* A STINKY SLUJ!
Aegislash said *reaches for a piece of wood from his pocket* DONT CALL ME THAT!
Excadrill said come on, we only have a few more customers left for today
Aegislash said finr, lets get selling
Conkeldurr said My bum is wrinkly and spotty.
(ah that is a jolly good way of ending a scene)
(They sold the ice cream. 50 customers were there and the ICE CREEM TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM made £5)
(Meanwhile at town, the main tyranitar, salamence and BIT COIN slow walk to town) ( THIS IIS VERY EPIC )
BIT COIN said Sell junk as you normally would salamence, ill take car of the rest
Tyranitar said hmm i could make a bit of yummy money for my tummy self
Salamence said nya nya nyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, ur faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!
(laugh now)
(salamence makes some yummy money from selling junk to the customers. tyranitar helps by BOUNCING UP N DOWN. BIT COIN is fucking impressed)
Tyranitar said we're making tons of yummo monyey
Salamence said im making tons of yummy moneu
Tyranitar said you need to start sharing
(BIT COIN hits tyranitar)
BIT COIN said ive herd of handy camps that could help fatties like you out?
Tyranitar said fatdonalds camp?
Salamence said yeah, where they sell the cruncho carrot dix
(laugh now)
(what a jolly day)
Salamence said im realy hapyyyyyyyyyyyy with you around BIT COIN!
Tyranitar said bit coin is the best
BIT COIN said im almost s good as gyarados
Tyranitar said AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND ME!
Salamence said poop is better thn you
(laugh now)
(gust then, evil scraffty and darmanitan arrive, they dont look too epic)
Scrafty said is thar kooty still selling gunk)?
Darmanitan said we already gave you a friendly warning
Tyranitar said was the custard pie any good?
(they throw one at him)
BIT COIN said that was pretty funny to their credit
Tyranitar said DOH!
Salamence said i can sell junk regardless of the gender
Scrafty said im afraid not you crafty breadstick
Tyranitar said (grabs breadsticks) STRIGHT OUTTA HEAR!
(he droops the breadsticks and they fall into some dogshit)
(he is about to pick them back up and eat them when darmanitan stops him)
Darmanitan said we need those for pointing a salamence and calling her a stinky girl
Salamence said WA WAA WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! UR SO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
Scrafty said CRYBABY!
BIT COIN said RIGHT! THAT FUCKING DOES It!
(HE SLICE THEIR FUCKING HEADS OFF! WHAT A MESS!)
Scrafty and Darmanitan's heads said CURSES!
(they bounce off somewhere)
Salamence said But you still haen't punsihed master tubby.
Tyranitar said but i helped out in big batlle
BIT COIN said i did all the work
Tyranitar said well done BIT COIN, ur an hero
Salamence said UR THE BREAST!
BIT COIN said im just doing my job (he disintegrates offf to bit o coinland)
Salamence said ohnomyboobsractuallyblasterballsineedtogobacktohospitalandturnbackintoamanrightawayihaveaprivateyot
Tyranitar said fine, let's go
(at the hospital, gyarados and tyranitar hear reuniclus drilling salamence back to his old body)
Gyarados said i hear bit coin was an hero
Tyranitar said i heped to (boucnes up n den)
Gyarados said no you didnt
(laugh now)
(gust then, excadrill asegialsh aegislash and sexy come in)
Excadrill said hey guys, guess what?
Gyarados said what? that you fail at life?
Tyranitar said Hmm i could get some ice cream from you
Aegislash said fool! we gaev the ice cream back to the wagon
Tyranitar said Why?
Gyarados said because its not theirs you fucing idiott
Tyranitar said (Laugh now)
Conkeldurr said i coundt couldnt havea a pot mfor myseeeeeeeeeeeeelf
Excadrill said im really dumb and fat so i dont know what ur saying
Conkeldurr said i couldnt have a pot for myseeeeeeeeeeeeelf
Gyarados said main 3, get conk a pot of ice cream
Tyranitar said nah
Gyarados said right, gum when we get back
Tyranitar said ur evil
Gyarados said uh no, im a hero because i stopped da aliens and protected da formula
Excadrill said somefun that anyone could do
Conkeldurr said i couldnt, gayrados is the beeeeeeeest
Gyarados said yeah, and i could probably keep a win
Aegislash said humph
Tyranitar said how much yummy money did you make from the ice cream?
Gyarados said hopefully a lot since ill need to share this out with the ice creeem man
Aegislash said 5 PWR POUNDZ
Tyranitar said (Laugh now)
Gyarados said nats pissiful! a good pub runner would be humilited and haveyou all cooked for this tom foolery
Tyranitar said Yes
Gyarados said fuck up
Conkeldurr said im pub veteran
Gyarados said ii conclude that its excadrill and aegislashs fault, they shall be debagged on the way home
(excadrill and aegislash the knife hag their heads down in sham)
Tyranitar said HEY LOOK ITS SLASME SALAME SALAMENE CIVIL)
Gyarados said i could get his name right first try
Salamence said nya nuaaa nya nyaaaaaaaaaaaaa! IM BAAAAAAAAAAACK
(everyone says hello and fartz)
Tyranitar said i never did get to bounce ur boobz
Conkeldurr said NEITHER DID IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! *fartz*
Gyarados said whichever body you have, youll always be the best card playing junk dealing market trader with a private yout
Tyranitar said ur forgetting the other one of this trade
Aegislash said ...whor?
Excadrill said yeah, all the multiverses have been destroeyes destroyed?
Tyranitar said MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Conkeldurr said U DONT HAVE A PRIVATE YOT! NO ONE LIKES U! ULL BE CLEENING CUM OFF TABLES FOR tHE RIEST OF UR LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVES
Tyranitar said said0
Salamence said U GOT PWWWWWWWWWWWWNEDA!
Gyarados said everyone except the main 3 gets a glass of scallywag/contac/conyac/lemonde when we get back
Tyranitar said but i did nothing wrong
(casually pulls of someone's life support machine cord and kills someone lol)
Salamence said you wer being rude to basil!
Gyarados said ur a disgrace to the pub
Tyranitar said gyaradis is always being mean to me
Excadrill said btw ice cream mn managed to recover from his tummy ache
Gyarados said i run the pub!
(everyne cheerz and beerz)
(on the way back, after friendly debagging and groping, gyarados flashses back to when he and the mafia don double orange tyranitar discover something that may not be a lie)
(at the pub, a month has passed since the civil war. everyone has come back from being with needlez for their boo booz)
Gyarados said you were all shit except my old friend here?
Conkeldurr said MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?
Gyarados said fux .double!
(the orange tyranitar sets forward and salutes gyarados)
Gyarados said u sure like ur salutez?
Mafia Don DOuble said mumble rice krispies
Gyarados said i hereby grant you an innocent medal of honour
(it was a choco coin with a piece of string on it)
(the mafia don duble tarted when he got the medal)
Mafia DOn Double said thank you old friend...rice krispies
Conkeldurr said I WANt to KILL MY WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE
Gyarados said yeah, sure. MDD, you shal be also given the title BIG HERO 69!
(everyone cheerz)
Mafia Don DOuble said Mumble im a WAR HERO!
(6 months later, mafia don double comes back from hard day at da market)
Gyarados said ahm just the friend i wanted to see
Mafia Don DOuble said mumble i made a bit of money from seeing selling hatz
Gyarados said wow cool, no one fucking carez. anyway id like to you to help me with da smuggling
Mafia Don DOuble said how cool, ice kri rce rice krispies *fartz*
Gyarados said no taking any for urself
Mafia Don Double said i wasn't going yout foag faggot
Gyarados said ok then smelly
*Mafia don double salutes him*
(they manage to reach france using a rowing boat. gyarados didnt have the private yot yet)
Gyarados said man i wish i had a real smugglijgn partner with a yot and not a retard who likes talking about cereal
Mafia Don Double said mumble rice krispies
Gyarados said yeah, sure whatevs
Walrein said Aye johnny!
Gyarados said ah, fatty! give me my sacllywa scallywag oor ill kill you
Walrein said sure, dont cream mate me. btw, who is your fat orange friend
Gyarados said mafia don double. he is my best friend and a civil war hero
Walrein said really, it looked it you were haviing da scuffle
Mafia Don Double said mumble i just set stepped on a bit of oil
Walrein said oh my, thi si s is one of da kind oil
Gyarados said is it a lie?
Mafia Don Double said NO YOU FAGGOT! this is da real mumble deal
Walrein said you could hae it along with the scallywag. it could make tons
Gyarados said excellent idea, glad i thought of it
Walrein said argh, gyarados stole my idea
(they leave, mafia don double gives walrein a salute)
Mafia Don Double said remember the oil *fartz*
Aegislash said I WANT SHADOW ICE CREAM!
Gyarados said Try a different flavour for a change!