Ichimaru Gin's Diary
Chapter 3: Mai Cifer
Entry 12
Grim-jow had ta go on a mission ta'day with Ulquiorra.
Entry 13
I took Nnoitra's new Eggroll Spoon like Aizen-taichou said.
He got super mad.
It was funny.
Entry 14
Wow…
There's this new arrancar in Las Noches.
How I know who's new and who's old is a mystery.
The new girl gotta fork hood thingy.
Nnoitra kept staring at her.
And he started staring at sporks and trying to find all of 'em.
Entry 15
"Any question before I end the meeting?"
"Can you get my Fraccion to stop texting me so much?"
"… Why would they text you, Harribel?"
"They wanted to see if I thought Grimmijow was hot."
"What did you say?"
"He is my brother, according to Aizen-sama."
"So…do you think he's hot if he wasn't your brother?"
"…"
"So ya think he's hot Harribel-chan?"
"…Ichimaru, think of it like this. Do you think that girl in the Soul Society with the large…chest is "hot?"
"STOP GOING THROUGH MY STUFF! I said my room was off limits!"
"You DO keep a picture of her, Ichimaru-sama," said Szayel.
Entry 16
"Aizen-taichou."
"Yes, Gin, my brother?"
"Why doesn't Ulquiorra have any Fraccion?"
"Because he chose not to."
"Can I assign him one?"
"…"
"…So can I?"
"Would you like your head cero'ed off?"
"…Nevermind^^"
Entry 17
Grim-jow and Emo bat boy came back this evening^^
"Where did yer pretty red bow go?"
"…no where…"
"He gave it to Mai."
"YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T TELL HIM THAT ULQUIORRA! YOU BROKE THE TRUST BOND!"
"The trust bond was how long we both held on to that bell… I did not want to hold that trashy bell anymore, you trashy sexta."
"HEY! I went to YouTube once and someone said that I put the SEX IN SEXTA! YEAHHH!"
"…Grimmijow…there are children here…"
"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!"
"Gin…"
"Oh yeah…"
"Who's Mai?" ^^
Entry 18
I met this girl with blue hair…
She was wearing it in some sort of bun…
She's wearing an arrancar uniform that looks kinda like mine…
And she has da pretty red bow without the bell tied around her right wrist.
Grim-jow gotta CRUSH!
Entry 19
NOOOOOOO!
Aizen-taichou assigned me a Fraccion!
When I asked him why he said that Ulquiorra suggested it.
Oh well, I wonder who it is.
Aizen-taichou said that they're gonna be an assistant^^
Entry 20
"Gin, meet your new daughter."
"WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN BOUT?!"
"…Your new assistant…"
"Oh…"
"Mai Cifer will be your new Fraccion/Assistant."
"Arrancar No. 87, Mai Cifer!" she said happily.
"She's 87?"
"We started running short on arrancar so I took her in…"
Entry 21
"So, Mai-chan, is Ulquiorra yer brother?"
"No."
"Yer cousin?"
"No."
"Yer…distant…relative?"
"No."
"A 5th cousin or something?"
"No."
"An aunt, uncle, grandma, grandpa, daddy, mother, brother, sister, cousin, anything?"
"How could he be my mother? He's a he."
"…Oh ya…"
"…"
"Is he yer lover?"
"NO!"
"Oh…"
"Is that lady you have a picture of YOUR lover?"
"MY ROOM IS OFF LIMITS!"
Entry 22
Well, I gotta say, Mai doesn't look like an Arrancar.
She don't got a hollow hole.
Or any mask remains.
But she got a pretty sword that reminds me of that girl whatchamacallit? Oh ya, Rukia.
Sode no Shirayuki the blade looks like Mai's sword…
Entry 23
"Ichimaru-sama."
"Mai-chan, I gotta go on a mission, and Aizen-taichou won't let meh bring my diary…"
"Okay."
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I GOT A PICTURE OF MAI ON FACEBOOK I MIGHT TRY AND DO SOME SORT OF LINK
HOPE YA LIKE IT EVERYONE
2nd update today woo hoo