A/N: thanks to Empress Tansy for letting me use her cat. Now she gets an Ashfur (with squirrelflight vo do doll), Yellowfang, Nightclould ( with phone), Moonflower ( with bitten pizza), and Cinderheart ( with baseball bat) plushies! Please note : Moonflower is my OC and not Bluestar mom. NOW ON WITH THE CHAPPIE!
" Girls hurry! Ten minutes till the show starts!" Hollyleaf yowled " go! Go! Go!"
" Hurry!" Moonflower grabbed Cinderheart.
" Finally, your here!" Tansy said, " I thought the show would be over by the time you were here!"
"Sorry, my zipper got stuck!" Cinderheart said sheepishly.
"Hey tansy, who on the show to day?"
"Didn't you read the script?" Moonflower laughted.
" I don't read," Moonflower replied, slipping on sun glasses. Because her head was so small, they fell off and broke.
"Fine today's guest are spottedleaf, sandstorm, and firestar," Tansy stated, "now 5-4-3-2-." Tansy waved her paw signaling they are on-air.
"I'm Moonflower!"
"And I'm Cinderheart!"
"And this is the Moonflower and Cinderheart show!" They yowled in usion.
"Our guests today are ... Dumroll please ... Spottedleaf, Sandstorm, and Firestar!"Moonflower announced. The guests just nodded shyly at the camera and sat down next to the hosts.
" So, Sandstorm," Cinderheart started " How's it like knowing your mate loves this dead medicine cat more than you?" Sandstorm's eyes widen and tear up. Moonflower pulls out her solid gold iPhone and starts recording.
" Firestarrrrrr you told me she ment nothing to youuuuuu" Sandstorm cried, " And you told me s-she was a pile *sniff* of fox duuuuunnngggg!" Spottedleaf eyes widen to the size of golf balls.
" uh ohh," Cinderheart cooes," Some ones in trouble!"
" I wish we had popcorn..." Moonflower replies.
" Who says we don't" Cinderheart pulls a bowl of popcorn from underneath her seat. Her and Moonflower enjoy it while watching the show.
" FIRESTAR, WHO DO YOU LIKE BETTER?" Sandstorm and Spottedleaf asked at the same time.
" um I-I like leopardstar," Firestar said, looking his paws.
"I KNEW IT!" Said leopardstar in the audience. Both she-cat hurl them-selves at her.
"End the show! End the show!" Said a weary looking Tansy.
"Fine. That's it for today! Tomorrow we be doing Couples Cousling! Bye!" Tansy turned the camera and called for lionblaze to break the fight up.
Needless to say, Leopardstar lost 2 lives that day.