Chapter 3: Gundam Fight! Ready? GO!
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Ok here we go Chapter 3 is up. For those who didn't catch the disclaimer in the last two chapters I don't own anything affiliated with and includes Final Fantasy. Nor do I own anything that is affiliated with or is Iron Chef, G Gundam, and Monty Python. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"If you missed our last fight then here's a quick recap." said Beowulf
"That right." Said Baba
"There you go with that dumb crack head saying again." retorted Beowulf
"Beowulf? I'm am so close to kicking your ass." Said Baba
"Bite me." Said Beowulf
"Doc? What does bite me mean?" asked Fukuisan
"Um I think it is meant to be a snappy comeback when one has no answer. Yep that is what I think." Said Doc
"Haven't you guys died yet?" asked Baba
"Nope, I guess not." Replied Beowulf with a look of shock
"Oh I've had enough of this crap. Security! Security get up here!" Baba barked into his communicator.
A few minuets later and everybody's favorite people come in and drag the two Iron Chef announcers away. and beat them. many times...
"Thank espers that's over. I mean I was about to get buck." Baba managed to say before he was interrupted by the lights being shut off.
"Baba? Hold me. I'm scared of the dark." Said Beowulf as he shook in fear.
"You save the world and you can't stomach a little darkness? What's wrong with you?" asked Baba.
"Well it all goes back to Mr. Poppy Pants..." Said Beowulf
"Oh great! Again with the stupid doll." Interrupted Baba
A spot light started to shine on Beowulf as he gives his sad tale about Mr. Poppy Pants to everybody in the crowd. A person starts playing very sad violin music.
"He was a special doll to me. He went on every job with me. He was my favorite stuffed chocobo plush toy. I received him when I was but a we lad." Beowulf cried.
"Lad? Did you just become Scottish?" Baba interrupted.
". from the mayor of my town for rescuing a small coconut from a large building. Please donate to the Mr. Poppy Pants fund for those who were plush dolls and crushed when the floating continent crashed on to the plant's surface. Thank you." Beowulf stated as he began to cry.
"A coconut? What the heck? You said you lived in a small town, in the mountains. Where the heck did you find a freakin coconut? asked Baba.
"Maybe a two swallows tied it between their legs?" suggested Guard 1.
"Right a two ounce bird carried a two pound coconut." retorted Guard 2.
This time the whole place went dark, again. A spot light was shown on a man wearing a red suit who had an eye patch.
"Last time it was our beloved late Rinoa who fought the young beautiful Summoner Yuna. We found this fight to reveling. Yuna was illiterate.
Now This time we Locke of FF6 to fight Auron of FFX." said the well dressed man.
"Now Ladies and Gentleman. Locke VS. Auron! GUNDAM FIGHT! Ready? GO!" said the man as he pulled off his suit to revile that we looked like a ring leader to a circus.
The G Gundam Music played as the title flashed through the air: The Treasure Hunter VS. The Warrior Monk! Fight On!
------- (company policy) the battle floor-------
Auron: Humph. I have to fight this thief?
Locke: Why do I have to tell everybody, it's TREASURE HUNTER.
Auron: What ever. (Auron pushes up his sun glasses.)
Locke: Idiot.
Auron: Toddler.
Locke: Old man.
Auron: Thief.
Locke:. all out of insults.
Auron: (swings his katana through the air) That's how it's done!
Locke: The battle isn't over. In all actuality it hasn't started.
Auron: I still won.
Locke: How?
Auron: I'm better than you. Nani Nani Boo Boo.
Locke: Why did you just taunt me? Like a two year old no less.
Auron: Cry Now! (Auron runs upt to Locke and slashes him for a measly little 150 damage points)
Locke: Eh? Is that it? That wasn't bad.
Auron: Play Now! (Auron runs up again and slashes mercilessly at Locke)
Locke: (sits down and plays a gameboy while dodging every attack made by Auron)
Auron: hey that's cheating. I'm telling mommy!
Locke: But you said play now.
Auron: I meant pray now.
Locke: You don't want to see me pray.
Auron: Why not? Will you call out the powers of your choo choo train? Or your overgrown electric bird?
Locke: Will you call out your stupid little electric horse?
Auron:... No.
Locke: Then you leave me no choice. I summon Odin!
Auron: Oh no not him. (that's sarcasm for those who couldn't guess)
Odin: You called?
Locke: Attack him and cut him to shreds!
Auron:.
Odin: Ok.
Auron: Hey Odin it's me.
Odin: Auron? Sup man? I haven't seen you since.
Locke: Odin dismissed. Stupid friendship reunions.
------- (interruption) ------- "You know, Baba" asked Beowulf.
"Nope what Beowulf." replied Baba.
"We haven't said anything witty during the fight yet." Said Beowulf.
Baba, Biggs, and Wedge (Biggs and Wedge were the security guards for those who didn't pick up the clues) have fallen asleep due to the lack of fighting.
------ ( we return you to your regularly scheduled fight) ------
Locke: Argh! Stupid Announcers! (Locke casts Ultima at the announcer's box. You can hear many screams of pain)
Auron: Your rely to heavily on your magic. (Auron runs up and slashes at Locke with Mental Break)
Locke: Let me show you the power of the TREASURE HUNTER.
Auron: What is that? You gonna steal a potion?
Locke: Ok then. (Locke runs up and steals a potion, his over coat, and the rest of his inventory)
Auron: Gives those back!
Locke: (puts on over coat) It's big. Too big. I'll get some good money for it.
Auron: Announcers! Call for a cheating move!
Announcers would have likely done so if they weren't writhing in pain from Locke Ultima casted on them.
Locke: Heh, looks like I won.
Auron: No you didn't! The Victory music hasn't played, yet.
The victory music starts playing. Locke: (dances around and around)
Auron: Waaaaaaaaah. (Auron throws a tantrum on the ground)
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"Everybody Domon Kassu. er. Locke has won the fight, but what awaits him in the future?" says the man as he fades into the darkness.
"Hey wait are you sure you don't want to stay?" asked Beowulf frantically.
"No!" the man yells as he fades from and then back into the darkness.
"She's a witch! She's a witch!" A large angry mob of villagers picks up Rosa and drags her away.
"She turned me into a newt." Said one villager.
Everybody turned and stared at him.
"I got better." the villager said hanging his head low.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Well now wasn't that fun, hmm? Well I'm taking suggestion for the next guest announcer. You can put it in a review or email me at TGDan@aol.com. Put Final Fantasy Tourney as your subject. No sports announcers! I can't screw with their head to put in the fic. Sorry. And one more thing. I don't hate FFX. I've gotten some pretty nasty e-mail about that. I just think they are the best to make fun of that's all. I personally liked the game a lot. Just had to make that clear. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Ok here we go Chapter 3 is up. For those who didn't catch the disclaimer in the last two chapters I don't own anything affiliated with and includes Final Fantasy. Nor do I own anything that is affiliated with or is Iron Chef, G Gundam, and Monty Python. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"If you missed our last fight then here's a quick recap." said Beowulf
"That right." Said Baba
"There you go with that dumb crack head saying again." retorted Beowulf
"Beowulf? I'm am so close to kicking your ass." Said Baba
"Bite me." Said Beowulf
"Doc? What does bite me mean?" asked Fukuisan
"Um I think it is meant to be a snappy comeback when one has no answer. Yep that is what I think." Said Doc
"Haven't you guys died yet?" asked Baba
"Nope, I guess not." Replied Beowulf with a look of shock
"Oh I've had enough of this crap. Security! Security get up here!" Baba barked into his communicator.
A few minuets later and everybody's favorite people come in and drag the two Iron Chef announcers away. and beat them. many times...
"Thank espers that's over. I mean I was about to get buck." Baba managed to say before he was interrupted by the lights being shut off.
"Baba? Hold me. I'm scared of the dark." Said Beowulf as he shook in fear.
"You save the world and you can't stomach a little darkness? What's wrong with you?" asked Baba.
"Well it all goes back to Mr. Poppy Pants..." Said Beowulf
"Oh great! Again with the stupid doll." Interrupted Baba
A spot light started to shine on Beowulf as he gives his sad tale about Mr. Poppy Pants to everybody in the crowd. A person starts playing very sad violin music.
"He was a special doll to me. He went on every job with me. He was my favorite stuffed chocobo plush toy. I received him when I was but a we lad." Beowulf cried.
"Lad? Did you just become Scottish?" Baba interrupted.
". from the mayor of my town for rescuing a small coconut from a large building. Please donate to the Mr. Poppy Pants fund for those who were plush dolls and crushed when the floating continent crashed on to the plant's surface. Thank you." Beowulf stated as he began to cry.
"A coconut? What the heck? You said you lived in a small town, in the mountains. Where the heck did you find a freakin coconut? asked Baba.
"Maybe a two swallows tied it between their legs?" suggested Guard 1.
"Right a two ounce bird carried a two pound coconut." retorted Guard 2.
This time the whole place went dark, again. A spot light was shown on a man wearing a red suit who had an eye patch.
"Last time it was our beloved late Rinoa who fought the young beautiful Summoner Yuna. We found this fight to reveling. Yuna was illiterate.
Now This time we Locke of FF6 to fight Auron of FFX." said the well dressed man.
"Now Ladies and Gentleman. Locke VS. Auron! GUNDAM FIGHT! Ready? GO!" said the man as he pulled off his suit to revile that we looked like a ring leader to a circus.
The G Gundam Music played as the title flashed through the air: The Treasure Hunter VS. The Warrior Monk! Fight On!
------- (company policy) the battle floor-------
Auron: Humph. I have to fight this thief?
Locke: Why do I have to tell everybody, it's TREASURE HUNTER.
Auron: What ever. (Auron pushes up his sun glasses.)
Locke: Idiot.
Auron: Toddler.
Locke: Old man.
Auron: Thief.
Locke:. all out of insults.
Auron: (swings his katana through the air) That's how it's done!
Locke: The battle isn't over. In all actuality it hasn't started.
Auron: I still won.
Locke: How?
Auron: I'm better than you. Nani Nani Boo Boo.
Locke: Why did you just taunt me? Like a two year old no less.
Auron: Cry Now! (Auron runs upt to Locke and slashes him for a measly little 150 damage points)
Locke: Eh? Is that it? That wasn't bad.
Auron: Play Now! (Auron runs up again and slashes mercilessly at Locke)
Locke: (sits down and plays a gameboy while dodging every attack made by Auron)
Auron: hey that's cheating. I'm telling mommy!
Locke: But you said play now.
Auron: I meant pray now.
Locke: You don't want to see me pray.
Auron: Why not? Will you call out the powers of your choo choo train? Or your overgrown electric bird?
Locke: Will you call out your stupid little electric horse?
Auron:... No.
Locke: Then you leave me no choice. I summon Odin!
Auron: Oh no not him. (that's sarcasm for those who couldn't guess)
Odin: You called?
Locke: Attack him and cut him to shreds!
Auron:.
Odin: Ok.
Auron: Hey Odin it's me.
Odin: Auron? Sup man? I haven't seen you since.
Locke: Odin dismissed. Stupid friendship reunions.
------- (interruption) ------- "You know, Baba" asked Beowulf.
"Nope what Beowulf." replied Baba.
"We haven't said anything witty during the fight yet." Said Beowulf.
Baba, Biggs, and Wedge (Biggs and Wedge were the security guards for those who didn't pick up the clues) have fallen asleep due to the lack of fighting.
------ ( we return you to your regularly scheduled fight) ------
Locke: Argh! Stupid Announcers! (Locke casts Ultima at the announcer's box. You can hear many screams of pain)
Auron: Your rely to heavily on your magic. (Auron runs up and slashes at Locke with Mental Break)
Locke: Let me show you the power of the TREASURE HUNTER.
Auron: What is that? You gonna steal a potion?
Locke: Ok then. (Locke runs up and steals a potion, his over coat, and the rest of his inventory)
Auron: Gives those back!
Locke: (puts on over coat) It's big. Too big. I'll get some good money for it.
Auron: Announcers! Call for a cheating move!
Announcers would have likely done so if they weren't writhing in pain from Locke Ultima casted on them.
Locke: Heh, looks like I won.
Auron: No you didn't! The Victory music hasn't played, yet.
The victory music starts playing. Locke: (dances around and around)
Auron: Waaaaaaaaah. (Auron throws a tantrum on the ground)
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"Everybody Domon Kassu. er. Locke has won the fight, but what awaits him in the future?" says the man as he fades into the darkness.
"Hey wait are you sure you don't want to stay?" asked Beowulf frantically.
"No!" the man yells as he fades from and then back into the darkness.
"She's a witch! She's a witch!" A large angry mob of villagers picks up Rosa and drags her away.
"She turned me into a newt." Said one villager.
Everybody turned and stared at him.
"I got better." the villager said hanging his head low.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Well now wasn't that fun, hmm? Well I'm taking suggestion for the next guest announcer. You can put it in a review or email me at TGDan@aol.com. Put Final Fantasy Tourney as your subject. No sports announcers! I can't screw with their head to put in the fic. Sorry. And one more thing. I don't hate FFX. I've gotten some pretty nasty e-mail about that. I just think they are the best to make fun of that's all. I personally liked the game a lot. Just had to make that clear. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*