KawaiiGameFreak: Hey peoplez! Sorry for the wait, my computer's been down for a while and my parents are making me…GO OUTSIDE! THE HORROR! Anyways, this is where the humor really appears and no, there will be no Spongebob Squarepants references, as far as you know. Enjoy!

"Truth is stranger then fiction." "This episode is based on true events"-Mandy and the random announcer guy, The Grim Adventures of Billy and Many

Chapter 2: Return of the Pink Evils

RYAN'S POV

Of all the messed up things I've heard, this was the most messed up. 'Tell me again how you got here?"

"For the thousandth time, we came here through an interdimensional portal in your friend's Gamecube! How hard is that to believe?" I wasn't sure how to respond. "I can't believe they just left us here, how far is it to Rick's?"

"Another twenty minutes…by car." We were still walking home after Laura crashed her car into a tree and teleported home with Mewtwo and, how convenient, it was raining.

"We deserved it; we shouldn't have been spying on them." Sakura murmured, carrying Pikachu on her shoulders. All of a sudden, a car came by and stopped next to us. I couldn't believe it. It was a black, Toyota Camry…Laura's car. It was coated in duct tape and had a wheel missing, the windows were tinted so we couldn't see inside, the front was still bent in from when she hit the tree and it looked near ready for the scrap yard, yet it was right in front of us. But that wasn't the weirdest part. All around the car was some sort of pinkish glow, like pink fire. "Do cars have spirits?" Sakura stuttered.

"What kind of stupid question is that?"

"If so, then, I think that this is a…GHOST CAR!" She ran around in circles screaming while Pikachu ran after her. Link seemed rather calm.

"Why aren't you freaking out?"

"Why aren't you?" That was a good question. "Can you hear anything from inside the car?" I wasn't sure what he meant, but I listened carefully. I could hear two girls laughing. Slowly, the windows began to roll down. Sakura stopped screaming and came over. As the windows rolled down, I started to see who was inside. The first girl looked like she should be driving a limo, not this hunk of junk. She wore a pink dress with a blue broach, white gloves and a golden crown. The second person well…wasn't a person. It was a flying pink cat, no bigger then Pikachu. The first one, who I figured was Princess Peach, turned to us and smiled.

"Need a lift?"

LAURA'S POV

"How long do ya think it'll take for them to walk back?" I asked.

"Hopefully a good while." As much as I loved the rain, I hated getting cold.

"Hopefully…by the way…why do you have the door open?"

"Um…s-so I can talk to you." Anyone could tell he was lying.

"You don't need the door open, you can send messages into my head. You just wanna see my tattoo." Anyone hearing this would be traumatized for life. "Well you're gonna have ta wait on that one."

"I'm not even looking." I wasn't that I didn't trust him, but it's still very awkward trying to change when the door's open and someone's there. He didn't have to worry though; he'd see my tattoo eventually. I quickly changed out of my rain soaked clothes and slipped on a random pair of pajamas.

"Ok, you can look now." The door slowly opened and Mewtwo walked in. My room was just the slightest bit messy (understatement of the year), the walls were coated with shelves of toys and junk, there were no posters on the walls but plenty of hockey flags (mostly Leafs and Flames, no Canadians) and my 'knife board'. My 'knife board' was just like a dart board, except I used knives which I kept under my bed and it was a picture of my BEEP ex boyfriend. "Whadaya think?"

"I like it."

"Good, cuz you'll be stuck here for awhile."

"I think I'll survive." I chuckled a bit.

"Why don't we head downstairs and watch a movie?" He nodded and we walked downstairs. "What movie do ya wanna watch?"

"Which ones do you have?" I looked at the large shelf of movies. It was divided into three parts; my movies, Ryan's and Sakura's. Mine was mostly romantic comedies, Sakura's were mostly dramas and Ryans were…mostly unrated. "You all live here?"

"Ya, they rent out the basement, pretty sweet, eh? Now let's see…I'm sure you won't like this one…or this one…or…what kind of movies do you like?" He was just about to answer when a crash was heard from outside. "Let me guess, they're back." We ran outside, and found my car along with everyone else. "How'd you guys manage to haul my car out of the ditch and drag it back here?"

"A strange cat who claims to be your boyfriend's mom did this." It was extremely hard to contain my laughter.

"Your mom?"

"My what?" All of a sudden, the doors to the car opened and a flying pink cat came out and rapped her tiny arms around Mewtwo's neck.

"Oh, it's so good to see you, I was so worried. Your friend told me everything, and I came all this way to see you. Aren't you happy to see me?"

"…de ja vu much?" Ryan mumbled. Then Peach came out of my car and death hugged Link. "Woh…double de ja vu."

"Too much…hugging…need…air…" She let go of Link and apologized.

"Would someone explain to me what the flippin' snap is going on?" I yelled.

"Sorry about that, you see, I heard from Link that he was working on opening the stone portal, so just after you left, me and Mew," She gestured to the flying pink cat, "came behind you, only to find you'd left again. So we tried to follow you, but you went way again, so we got this car, picked them up and teleported here. Then you asked us what happened and we said that…"

"Ok ok, I get it but…you're his mom?"

"She's not my mom. Just because I was created from her DNA, she assumes she's my mom. I find it rather irritating."

"Well that kills all the rumors online." Ryan shrugged.

"What rumors?"

"You don't wanna know." After we got all the intros out of the way, Sakura bombarded Mew with every question she could think of.

"So, from what Ryan told me, you're like the pokemon God, right?" Mew nodded, "…and Mewtwo's your son…does that make him Jesus?" I nearly burst out laughing.

"Wicked, in that case, I'm Jesus' girlfriend! How cool's that?" Mew suddenly gave me a strange glance. "Wa?" She started circling my head, looking me over. Then she faced me, nodded and flew inside. "What just happened?"

"I think she was checking to see if you had a clean aura."

"What's that mean?"

"It means you're a good person. But I don't see why she had to do that; anyone with eyes could tell you're a good person." I blushed slightly and went back inside. After we'd all got on a dry bit of clothes, we sat around arguing over what movie we wanted to watch.

"Dukes of Hazard!" Ryan hollered.

"Legally Blonde!" Peach shouted.

"Rat Race!" Link yelled.

"King Kong!" I screamed.

"Pika pika!"

"What'd he say?"

"He said Dumb and Dumber." Mewtwo translated. It was kind of annoying needing a translator for a person who talks too much.

"Well this is stupid. We can't watch five different movies at once."

"You guys can argue over it while I get the chips and drink." I walked upstairs and prepared to make the greatest movie snack in history. I grabbed some Gummy Bears, marshmallows, strawberries and sugar, put them in a bowl and chucked it in the microwave. "Let's see now, how about thirty…minutes. That should be enough." I set the timer and walked back downstairs. Half way down the stairs, Link rushed up.

"What are you doing?" I asked.

"Getting the popcorn."

"Oh no you don't. The last time I let you touch the microwave, you nearly set the house on fire! I'm not that stupid. "

"Two things wrong with that, it was Falco and Fox who blew up the microwave, and I was going to get some Jiffy Pop and a lighter." He stopped for a second. "What do you have in the microwave? Didn't you say you were getting the chips and drink?"

"Can't tell ya, it's a surprise."

"…Din have mercy."

LINK'S POV

I walked back downstairs and continued to argue. The room was filled with so much racket you couldn't hear yourself think. "WHAT A MINUTE!" I hollered. "I've got an idea."

"First time for everything." Ryan muttered.

"Anyways…why don't we just watch all the movies at once? It'll be like picture in picture in picture in picture in picture."

"What about sound?" Mew questioned.

"Simple, four of them will be silent. We'll just have to switch every once in a while." I could tell they were skeptical, but it sounded like a good idea at the time. "Everyone agree? Good, ok, let's go." I grabbed the five movies everyone asked for and put them in the DVD player, then pressed play. Nothing happened. All of a sudden, the machine started humming. Then it got louder, and louder, and louder, and then…it stopped. "What the…?" Suddenly, the five DVDs went flying out of the machine! Everybody panicked and ducked for cover as they dinged off the walls like pinballs, smashing into pictures, hitting the TV, flying out the window. Laura looked down over the stairs to see the racket.

"What on Earth is going…" Before she could finish, a DVD came soaring up the stairs, cutting a small lock of hair from her head and getting stuck in the wall. "…on?" Everybody raced up the stairs to escape the deadly DVDs.

"Link frigged up the DVD player!" Mew screeched.

"YOU WHAT?"

"It was an accident! I thought you could put in five movies at once."

"No! What kind of wacko are you?"

"One of a kind." We stayed up there for another twenty minutes. "I think they stopped. Someone go down and check." Link was shoved forward."Ok ok, don't shove." He slowly walked downstairs and turned the corner. "All clear." All of a sudden, a ding was heard from the kitchen.

"That'd be my awesome movie surprise." Ryan and Sakura jumped about three feet in the air.

"Please tell me that isn't the one with Gummy Bears, marshmallows, strawberries and sugar."

"Ok…I won't tell you then."

"ARE YOU INSANE? Do you know what happens when you put marshmallows in the microwave? They get huge! Same with Gummy Bears! Those two together could create a gigantic blob that could destroy us all!"

"How many times has that actually happened?" A great bang came from the microwave and…lo and behold…The Stuff. "RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!" The blob spilled from the microwave and such an alarming rate, that was inescapable, and we were instantly swept up in the thick gooey mess. The Stuff rolled down the stairs and created the image of a massive snowball on the side of a mountain, carrying away what poor unsuspecting skier happened to cross its path. We were all trapped in the great blob's hold, unable to move, unable to escape.

"Laura!" Ryan screeched, "If we don't make it out of here alive, I just want you to know that…THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!" The Stuff crashed into the wall and splattered everywhere. Everyone was pinned to the wall that The Stuff hit, except Mew. "How'd you get out?" She giggled playfully.

"Oh, I just froze the bit I was in and broke it. Here, let me help you." She put her hands against the blob and it turned to ice. We all broke out and landed hard of the floor. Everyone looked at me angrily.

"…so I fooled up? No big, this happened before, 'cept it was Easy Mac. It shouldn't be too hard to clean up…right?" With that, Link handed me a bucket and mop. "Oh well," I thought, "it could be worse; we could have to walk in the rain again."

KawaiiGameFreak: See? I told ya, not a single Spongebob reference. And if any one finds one, may I be struck by…(thunder rumbles in the distance)…a flying ice cream truck …(a flying ice cream truck randomly appears out of nowhere)…AND LIVE! (the flying ice cream truck lands on me, but I'm still alive) Ouch…ja ne.