Odd Jobs: Part Two
A new meaning to the word ER?
By Shade
Authors Note: Okay I think I scared off most of my readers with that last one but I really don't like abandoning fanfics so here's the third one. I hope this one will be longer. Well I hope you enjoy!
Disclaimer: No I don't own it. Thanks for bursting my bubble!
Gourry stared through the glass on the verge of throwing up. "Excuse me sir," came a voice from his side. "Ja ne?" He replied a bit startled, his face still pressed against the glass. "I hired you not to long ago ne?" Gourry nodded only causing his face to press further against the glass. "So why aren't you working?" "I'm watching them," Gourry said, unable to find any problem with this. The man glanced at the doctors behind the glass operating on a patient.
They all seemed very distracted, all staring at the baka gawking at them. One motioned for Gourry to leave only to have him wave happily back. "Hi!" The man man shook his head, pitying the doctors...and their patient."Will you move along! I only hired you because that red head threatened to torch this place! She left before we could make some kind of agreement!" The man growled angrily then shrugged "At least I'm not that chimera," the man remembered the girl dragging the chimera down the path while he was crying something about being awful with kids and that this was a mistake.
The man was brought back as Gourry spoke up. "I feel sorry for that man," "What?" the man asked looking through the glass only to see the patient now bleeding excessively as the doctors attention had been taken away. The man took in a deep breath and shoved the tray he had been holding into Gourry's arms. "Take this to Erin Rodgers. You can ask the front desk where he is!"
Before he could react Gourry had been shoved out the door. With a shrug he walked toward the information desk. "I didn't even get to say good bye to them," he sobbed approaching the desk.
Gourry stopped. 'ER' he read the sign before him. ER...ER...Erin Rodgers! He was so smart! Grinning at his realization Gourry skipped happily down the ER hall.
Suddenly a nurse burst out of a nearby room and took Gourry by the arm. "You're a doctor right!?" "Um..." "Yeah okay come on!"
Gourry looked down at the patient being operated on. "Ewwwwwwww!" he cried watching the man being cut open. "EWEWEWWEWEWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!" he covered his eyes. One of the doctors stared at him. "Can you help!?" she spat shoving a metal instament into his hand. Gourry looked at it confused. "What's this?" the doctor growled and Gourry took a deep breath "Okay...here goes nothin'"
Gourry landed hard on his face outside the hospital. "May you catch a plauge and have no where to turn!" shouted the man who had given him the tray. "Can I have..." Gourry began, but was cut off as the Sword Of Light hit him on the head. "Ummmmmmmm...thanks!" he shouted as the man began to retreat inside. "Can I have some money to?!" no answer. "WWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" he whined standing reluctantly and beginning down the path. "Lina's gonna kill me!!!"
Okay when is this thing gonna lengthen?! Oh well I said I'd finish this fic and I will. Look for Odd Jobs Part 4: Life is Good Life is Wonderful!