Chapter 3 for you! Read about it!

Secret Squirrel, Morocco Mole, Huckleberry Hound, Chance Furlong, Red Guy, Boo-Boo Bear, and various students belong to Hanna-Barbera

Bunny belong to Craig McCracken and Cartoon Network

Chapter 3: Secret Squirrel VS Coach Redheinie

Secret was following Morocco into the boy's locker room and changed into their gym clothes. It was really just a white T-shirt and grey shorts. Sneakers were optional for animal students.

So soon as he walked out of there, Secret saw Bunny talking to that muscular yellow kat he saw earlier and a hound dog with strange sky blue fur. Bunny or her friends must have spotted him because they were walking toward him.

"Hey, Secret," greeted Bunny, despite the fact that she just saw him but she took it upon herself to introduce some of her friends, "This rockin' kat is Chance Furlong, so if you're looking for a comic book/ cartoon aficionado, he's your man-er kat."

Chance then said, smiling, "I'm trying to collect every issue of SWAT Kats."

"Oh..." said Secret, "That's gonna be hard, that's a rare and obscure series. Issue #1 is practically impossible to find, not to mention, incredibly expensive."

"Yeah, but I'm gonna find it and I'll have every issue."

"Good luck, you gonna need it."

Then Bunny gestured to the dog, saying, "And this is Huckleberry Hound, our resident camera guy. He'll record everything."

"But most people call me Huck," the dog said in a Southern drawl, holding out his hand to be shaken, "I'm glad you're alright, Secret?"

Chance then added, "Yeah, then we wouldn't get a free day."

"Free day?" asked Secret.

Bunny then explained, "Well, Coach likes to play dodge ball against new kids to knock people out. Either you or him, or kiss your social life goodbye."

"Why would I care about-?"

Bunny interrupted, "You see tradition states that if you knock out Coach, then class is dismissed, but if you get knocked out, then we have to shun you for the rest of the school year."

"You're kidding, right?"

The three shook their heads.

Chance then grabbed Secret by the shirt, lifting him, said threateningly, "You BETTER get us that free day."

"Okay, now put me down."

"Look, Secret," started Bunny, "It doesn't matter how you do it, just it."

Huck then added, "No pressure."

The three friends started to walk away with Bunny talking.

"Remember when Atom knocked out Coach?"

Chance then said, "Oh, yeah, how the ball bounced off the walls and hit Coach repeatedly, classic."

Then Huck said, "Now Chance, I thought you were afraid of bugs, like Atom and I do recall you calling him a-"

"I-I don't know what you're talking about."

Bunny then said, cheerfully, "I just know Secret's gonna do something really cool."

"OH, YEAH! FREE DAY!"

Secret just stood there until class began with Coach Redheinie, this weird, pantless, devil looking man blowing his whistle.

"All right, ladies! Listen up!" shouted Coach, before noticing Secret, "Who are you? Are you a new kid?"

Bunny then flew up to them, shouting, "He sure is and ready for the initiation!"

"What?! No!" shouted Secret.

"Oh, a regular Jerry Mouse!" commented Coach.

A student, a dark blue she-bear, a Southern belle type, whispered to a friend, "What the heck does Blabber Mouse and Doug Mouser's cousin have to do with this?"

But Secret had to go though with the initiation. He stood there in the middle of the gym with Coach with a line of dodge balls behind him. All the students were sitting on the bleachers, stomping their feet, singing 'We Will Rock You', Bunny being one of the loudest.

Before Secret could make a comment, Coach started throwing. Luckily, Secret was fast at dodging and was getting some good throws. But Coach Redheinie was determined to win and was starting to gain the upper hand. Soon enough, Secret was on the gym floor, knocked out.

Que every student gasping and gym teacher gloating.

Bunny commented, sighing, "He seemed like a pretty cool guy."

Morocco wasn't exactly looking forward to ignoring Secret for a few months, he shook his head sadly, when he saw something: Secret's arm moving.

Secret was trying to get back up!

Students were getting excited and started chanting his name as he rise up to take on the teacher again.

Coach turned around to see Secret Squirrel glaring an intense glare at him. He notice a change in the baseball cap that the squirrel was wearing, like it was transforming.

Chance, sitting next to his best friend, shouted in shock, "Looks like a cannon!"

His friend, a kat named Jake Clawson responded, "It IS a cannon!"

Everyone watched as the cannon blasted into Coach's face, sending him flying to the wall, weakly saying, "Class dismissed," before passing out.

For a moment, everyone silent and then that moment was over. They started cheering as Secret passed out again.

Bunny then pointed to Morocco, commanding, "Morocco, quick get him some water!" who run out to it. Bunny quickly got lifted Coach on to her back and quickly flew him to the nurse, shouting, "I'll be back!" By the time, she got back, Secret just fine, in fact, the very first thing he said was 'Am I gonna be in trouble?'

"You okay, Short-stuff?" Bunny asked, concerned.

Boo-Boo, standing next to Bunny, asked her, "Isn't that my nickname?"

Bunny, looking sheepish, answered, "Yeah, I know but I've haven thought of one for him yet."

"How about S. S.?" suggested Morocco.

"S. S.? Could work," replied Bunny, then turned to Secret, "What do you think,...S. S.?"

"S. S.? um, okay, I guess," he answered, standing back up.

"So... now that class is dismissed, what do we do now?" asked one of the students.

Boo-Boo then suggested, "To the skate park!"

"Aww... yeah! Let's go!" shouted Bunny as kids started to leave.

As Secret and a few others: Boo-Boo, Huck,Morocco followed Bunny, he asked. "You mean just walk off campus? You people are crazy."

"Now you're catching on!"

So, eventually, they got the school parking lot and headed toward the bright purple convertible under the old oak tree.

"Something tells me that's Bunny's," Secret thought to himself.

Then out of no where, a girl's voice shouted, "'Bout time you guys got here!"

Everyone looked up and saw that it was Penny, casually lounging on a tree branch and munching on acorns. The sight make Bunny and her friends laugh and Secret to rise his eyebrows. But then Penny did a somersault into the vehicle, cuing everyone to hop in.

Bunny then put on some shades, saying, "Let's ride," about to drive when she turned to face Secret, lowering her shades to say, "Please don't pass out again, maybe, it's just Nurse Winnie's enchantment on you go on the fritz but seriously, please."

...

So Bunny drove around while Secret asked questions.

"So I'm not gonna get in trouble for what happened to Coach?"

"No, I mean the damage you made wasn't as bad as, say, Atom Ant's but I suggest you don't tell your mom."

Boo-Boo then out of nowhere shouted, "Everyone! Let's sing!"

But before they could start, Secret shouted, "No! Nobody wants to hear you sing!"

Everyone else was disappointed and sat in awkward silence, that is until Penny shouted, "That's it!" and turned on the radio, music blasting loudly.

She started to sing along loudly and by the end of it, Bunny joined in.

"That was Holiday Road by Lindsey Buckingham, 1983!" said the melodious voice on the radio.

"Hey," shouted Bunny, excited, "That's my big sister, Radio!"

Everyone started talking until Penny yelled. "SHUT UP!"

They all stopped and watched her on the phone, saying sweetly, "That's right! You Can Still Rock in America by Night Ranger! Thanks, Radio!" then she hung up.

The voice, now identified as Radio, said, "Now for a request made by one of my baby sister's little friends, You Can Still Rock in America by Night Ranger!"

"Turn it up!" shouted Penny and started to sing along.

"RED LIGHT!" shouted Huck, causing Bunny to stop the car. Penny then unbuckled her seat belt and proceeded to also dance along to the song. While everyone else seemed used to it, Secret watched, somewhat amused, and was thinking about enjoying the show when he got the feeling that he was being watched.

He turned and saw a guy wearing a suit, inside a limo, smoking a pipe. Alright, the guy was actually a buffalo but he was definitely watching the group of kids in the convertible. Secret suddenly felt self-conscious at this.

Then Huck shouted, "GREEN LIGHT!" and Penny quickly dropped back onto her seat and buckled herself as Bunny drove.

Secret thought to himself, "At least, I'll never have to see that guy again."

to be continued...

The coach is The Red Guy from Cow and Chicken, just so you know.

In real life, there is no way in Hell that Secret would get away with bringing a cannon hat in school but this isn't real life, it's a fan fic. (plus I love the cannon hat.)

Why does Bunny have a car when she can fly and who was that guy in the end? All these questions and more will be answered at some other point. See ya later dudes!

Now to work on my Yo Yogi story. Don't worry none of the characters that were on the show are gonna get murdered in it. Geez!