I was slowly starting to become aware of my surroundings once more I had the most particular dream about meeting a naked woman in the future along with Merlin. I could feel the sun on my face and sighed Merlin was late again but it was alright for now I didn't have any important meetings with the counsel for a week and the Knights could wait a bit before I had to go help them train. I was trying to decide if I could get away with a few more minutes sleep but decided agents it just because Merlin was a lazy servant didn't mean I could get away with it thought I also wanted to get back at him for all the times that he woke him up in a rude fashion. Grinning I opened my eyes only to jump in surprise this was not my room or my bed for that matter; I shot up and looked around for any danger that may be around. Had I been injured, had I been kidnapped, where was Merlin, and was he alright these questions rattled through my head as I looked at the room I was in. It was a small room with magic lights on the ceiling the whitest floors I had ever seen and a person sleeping on a chair.

She at least that's what I though that it was a she was black as night and wearing strange clothes that fit her like a glove and looked more like men's clothes than any respectable woman's clothing. She gave a big yawn and opened her eyes one was green as the sea after a storm the other was as brown as the earth. She blinked than jumped in surprise sending her tumbling off the chair in a tangle of limbs with a startled yelp. She quickly righted herself giving me a grin that reminded me of Merlin after he had done something he was not supposed to be doing in the first place. "Sorry about that I hope you haven't been awake long I was supposed to tell Venatrix the moment you were up but I kind of fell asleep. Hi my name is Jazzy and let me say it is an honor to meet the most famous King in History after Emrys of cores but he was your friend so it's really a tie between you… Oh I am blabber in again aren't I it's been a while since I have been this nevus around someone and you probably don't know anything I am talking about do you." I go to move my arm but flinch at the sudden soreness "Hey careful Ratchet had to give you twenty shots so you would be immune to the more modern diseases and to kill off any that are extended in this time you will need about ten more before you or Merlin will be allowed to leave the only reason I am allowed in here is because I am a little different."

"What are you talking about what are shots?"

Jazzy just gives me a half smile like she is very amused at something I had said but didn't want to show it "shots are a new evil that doctors or as you may have call them healers have come up with now..." She seemed to shake herself as a dog would water "I better go now or Venny will be mad at me." Jazzy jumped up and ran to the door only to hit the wall and fell on her back "I'm ok" she said before running out the door and screaming/screeching at the top of her lungs "VENNY KING PRAT IS AWAKE!" I wince at the pitch of her voice it really hurt my ears.

There was a the sound of someone falling off something then the sound of running feet only for Merlin to poke his head in the door way three seconds later with a goofy grin plastered on his face "Arthur your finally awake you've been out for a week now."

"WHAT!" A week, I've been out of a week what the Hell happened?

"Never saw you as a fainter Arthur but I can't really blame you I was able to help Venatrix take you here before I passed out. Must have been for the time portal we fell through it takes a lot out of you I was out for three days. Although I think you lucked out on that one you didn't have to worry about the shoats" Merlin subconsciously rubbed his arm in remembrance as he gave a slight wince "those are no fun let me tell you I would rather take five of Gaius's worse potions than get another shot."

"Are they really that bad?" I ask in worry Merlin's avoiding Gaius's potions are legendary in Camelot he was knew to the extreme to avoid Gaius when he was sick even though he lived with the man and loved him like a father he hated the potions. I think it may have something to do with the fact that Merlin knew exactly what was in them I just didn't want to think about it period! Something were just better left unknown for peace of mind and sanity.

"In some ways they are in others they are not you're in luck though Ratchet says that today is the last day for shots so you can tell me what you think yourself. But let me tell you one thing the future it very weird and they use our names as cuss word; you have not lived until you hear someone swear by your privet parts. My favorite some far are Merlin's beard, Morgana's tits, and Arthurs left Buttocks."

"Are you serious? You don't even have a beard, why would they swear by it?"

"History got use all wrong apparently I'm supposed to be your old decrepit advisor that raises you from a child after your father was murdered and I'm supposed to be known by my beard weird isn't it."

I just blink "that's it I'm going back to sleep it's too early to deal with this."

"I wouldn't do that just yet Arthur Pendragon" said a female voice. I look over to see Venatrix standing in the door way "you need to eat something and maybe wash up you smell." She said well crinkling her nose at the smell "I don't think you want me to give you a sponge bath like an old man do you."

"No thank you"

"Good now up" Protesting slightly, yes protesting not groaning despite what Merlin says royalty dose not groan, I get up and follow Venatrix and Merlin to the bathing room. "Merlin will show you how to use modern commodes. Merlin do not Prank Arthur like the Weasley Twins did you when you are done Merlin will be able to take you back to your room."

"What did the Weasley Twins do to you?"

"I don't want to talk about it… Ever!" said Merlin with a strange look on his face I decided that I really didn't want to know.