Haley: Yummy! Left over Shooba-Doobian!
Nathalie: 'Tis the best!
Zak: Hey! Paws off the nacho teeth! Melt the arms!
Nathalie: Oh right. *Picks up keyboard and types for a flamethrower*
Zak: WHOA!!! You really shouldn't be handling one of these things!
Nathalie: *Accidentally aims it at Zak* Why not?
Zak: Because you could kill me! *Points flamethrower in the other direction*
Nathalie: Opps. *Sets down the flamethrower* I'll call you Bob.
Zak: What the? You're giving a flamethrower-a flamethrower- a name?
Nathalie: Yep! His name is Bob.
Haley: Hey, are you two love birds going to continue making kissy faces at each other, or are you going to melt the arms of the Shooba-Doobian?
Nathalie: *Faces turns blue, then back to normal* We were not making kissy faces at each other!
Haley: I know!
Zak: Just crawl away Zak, just crawl away… *Begins crawling*
Nathalie: Ok then, more nachos for me!
Zak: Mine! My nachos!!!! *Crawls back to grab the nachos* MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Haley: Can we get to the dares? When is it gonna say poot?!
Nathalie: Not yet. I wanna finish eating the Shooba-Doobian.
Haley: Eat later! Dare now!
Nathalie: NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Haley: Nathalie… *Stares*
Nathalie: Ok…. *Steals two nachos from Zak*
Zak: Hey…
Nathalie: Ha. *Stands next to Haley* So, welcome to Ask the Saturdays!Haley: Chapter 3!
Nathalie: If we make a chapter 4 that'll be a miracle. I usually don't make a 4th chapter!
Haley: I know.
Nathalie: Cheese!
Haley: Nathalie! No cheese right now! Cheese later! We gotta start the chapter!
Nathalie: Do we have to? I wanna finish eating the cheesy Shooba-Doobian!!! Before Zak does…
Haley: Well then if that's the problem. *Pulls Zak in between Haley and Nathalie*
Nathalie: Ok… So…. What do we do now?
Haley: I don't know! Zak?
Zak: I guess we just wait for a review, to come POOTing in.
Nathalie: I can't believe we stopped eating for this.
Haley: I can't believe I made us stop eating.
Zak: I can't believe it's not butter!
Nathalie and Haley: What?
Zak: I don't know.
-POOT-
Haley: REVIEW!!! *Grabs review machine/beeper* It says, it's from… PhantomGirl12 This is SO funny!! I think this is the most I've laughed while reading any story! Zak, please do your puppy dog face again. Haley, how is Bacon Bat? Keep it away from Nathalie, she ate the other Bacon Bat. Nathalie, don't eat Bacon Bat. I look forward to the next chapter! ^_^
Nathalie: Thanks! *Smiles*
Haley: You heard her Zak, it's puppy time!
Zak: *Sigh, then does the puppy dog face* Happy? *Stares with big puppy eyes*
Nathalie: *Eye twitches* It burns!!! But it's so cute! I mean, how can you resist?! The face is too cute!!!
Haley: Yes. Very cute! Next up is a question. It asks: Haley, how is Bacon Bat? Oh. Bacon bat? He's right here.
Bacon Bat: Dah.
Nathalie: Weird. Next?
Haley: Ok, now it says: Keep it away from Nathalie, she ate the other Bacon Bat.
Nathalie: Ok, I'll stay away from it. Maybe…. It depends if it's a life or death situation.
Haley: Heh, it also says: Nathalie, don't eat Bacon Bat.
Nathalie: Dang.
Haley: AHHHH!!!!!!! VORTEX!!!
Wadi: *Comes out of vortex* You… *Pants* Left… *Pants* Me?
Nathalie: Yea.
Wadi: How… *Pants* rude. *Takes a deep breath* THE SHOOBA-DOOBIANS WERE ATTACKING ME!!!!!!!! I HAD TO RUN INTO A CAVE!!!!!!!! THEN LATER A SHOOBA MOM CAME AND STARTED YELLING AT ME, AND TRYING TO EAT ME!!!!!!!!!! *Pants again*
Nathalie: Sorry.
Haley: You're sorry?
Nathalie: No!
-POOT-
Nathalie: My turn!
Wadi: What about me?!
Nathalie: No one cares about you. So shut up.
Wadi: Bu-
Nathalie: I said shut up!
Wadi: B-
Nathalie: Shut up! Just shut up Wadi! Just shut up! Anyway, my turn!
Haley: Ok… *Hands Nathalie the review machine/beeper*
Nathalie: Alright, it's from… saturday
I can't tell which chaphter was funnier but, since you want a dare I have two. First make Zak fight argost and second I challenge Wadi vs. Haley to see who loves Zak more and whoever winS IS WICKED. OR ARE YOU SCARED? saturday out
Zak: I get to fight Argost. Cool.
Haley: I get to fight Wadi, nice… *Evil smile*
Wadi: I'm going to win, that's for sure.
Haley: Oh you wanna bring it?!
Wadi: Bring it on loser! *Walks over to the fighting ring, and takes one side of the ring*
Haley: Who you callin' loser, retard! *Goes over and takes the other side of the ring*
Nathalie: Ok… Zak and I will be the referee, or referees. Oh I don't know!
Zak: Anyway, the rules are 1. No weapons-Haley give me the keyboard.
Haley: Aww…..
Zak: It's for a fair fight.
Nathalie: Correction, cat fight.
Zak: Uh, right. * Holds out hand for keyboard*
Haley: *Whines, but hands over the keyboard*
Zak: Thank you. Now where was I?
Nathalie: Rule 2.
Zak: Ah, thanks. 2. No poison, 3. No cheating, 4. Whoever takes down the other for 10 seconds wins!
Nathalie: Round 1! 3... 2... 1 FIGHT!
Zak: Thank the lord there's no bikini this time.
Nathalie: Ditto.
Haley: *Pounces on Wadi, pulls off that head wrap thingy, starts to yank on her hair*
Wadi: OOOWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Grabs Haley's arm, and flips her on the ground*
Haley: Oww….. *Gets up*
Haley and Wadi: *Grabs each other's left ear* Ow! Ow! OW! OW! OWW!!!!! Let go! No you let go!
Haley: *Sighs* On the count of 3. 1...
Wadi: 2...
Haley and Wadi: 3! *Grabs each other's right ear* Ow! Ow! OW! OW! OWW!!!!! Let go! No you let go! ARGH!!!
Nathalie: *Whispers to Zak* Can you poof up some popcorn? This is getting good.
Zak: *Whispers back* Sure. *Poofs up a bucket of popcorn* Here. *Hands over the popcorn*
Nathalie: Thanks. Wait why are we whispering?
Zak: I don't know.
Haley: ARGHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Flips Wadi, against the wall*
Wadi: Ow…… *Shakes it off, and runs toward Haley, and yanks on her hair*
Haley: OW!!! *Jumps backwards on Wadi*
Wadi: *Rolls over landing on Haley*
Zak: 10... 9... 8... 7... 6...5-
Haley: *Rolls and lands on Wadi, then gets up*
Wadi: *Knocks Haley down with her legs*
Haley: *Sits on Wadi*
Nathalie: *Mouthful of popcorn* 10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2...1... Haley wins.
Zak: Get off of Wadi, and go to your corner of the ring.
Haley: Aw… *Gets up and walks over to her corner*
Wadi: Thank you. *Goes over to her corner*
Zak: Alright, round 2! 3... 2... 1... FIGHT!
Wadi: *Pounces on Haley, but Haley moves to the side*
Haley: *Body slams into Wadi, and doesn't get up*
Zak: 10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... Haley wins!
Wadi: WHAT?! REMATCH!
Zak: Sorry, no rematch. It was a best 2 out of 3 match. Sorry.
Nathalie: So the winner is WICKED. As saturday put it.
Haley: YES!! I AM THE ULIMATE ZAK LOVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nathalie: Wasn't there another dare?
Zak: Uh… I think…. Lemme check. *Rereads the review* Ah, yes the other dare was for me to fight Argost.
Nathalie: Oh snap! Good luck buddy! *Takes keyboard from Zak and types for Argost*
~Argost falls in from the ceiling~
Argost: YOU BLUBBERING FOOLS!!!!!!!!!!! HOW COULD YOU NOT FIND IT!!!!!!!!!!!! IT WAS RIGHT IN FRONT OF- *Looks around* How are you?! Saturday kid?
Nathalie: Alright the time has come… To explain some more…
Haley: Ok. So you CAN'T kill anyone. Hurt them, yes. They can't die, they can only faint at the most. You can't hurt us, unless dared to. Nathalie and I, I mean. Done?
Nathalie: Almost.
Haley: What? What else?
Nathalie: This part is new. In your reviews, you can poof yourself here. As long as you do put the * before you write what you want to do. Sorry, but that's the way it is now. Oh! I just remembered that we're gonna adversative your stories! Lemme explain, We read some of your stories and we put it on here. We'll let you know if we're going to put it up, by sending in a review. If you get one and we don't put up, then we haven't gotten to it. Or we're saving it for the next chapter. If you've read a story that you like, or you want us read leave a PM or leave it in your review. Remember school has started, it'll take us a while. Leave me the PM for the story and I'll share it with Haley, we'll both read it, and we'll rate a number from 1 to 10. So now we're critics. Kind of. Now we're done.
Haley: Alright. Now I'll be the referee. Zak, Argost in the ring! *Zak and Argost to go the ring* Argost, and Zak give me your weapons. *Argost hands Haley his weapons* Zak…
Zak: What? I don't have anything! You people didn't poof The Claw here.
Haley: Oh right. 3... 2... 1... FIGHT!
Zak: *Pounces on Argost and bites his shoulder and doesn't let go*
Argost: ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LET GO OF ME YOU COW!!!!!!!
Nathalie: OH YOU DID NOT JUST CALL HIM FAT!!!! *Pounces on Argost and bites his leg and doesn't let go either*
Haley: Nathalie! Get out of there!!
Nathalie: *Shakes head and bites harder*
Argost: AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE PAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Haley: *Sighs* Three way fight! Scratch that. FOUR WAY FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!! *Pounces on Argost and bites his other leg and doesn't go*
Argost: GET OFF OF ME YOU ANIMALS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Falls to the ground*
Nathalie: *Lets go* MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TAKE THAT YOU HORSE FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Haley: *Lets go* Zak wins.
Zak: *Lets go* That was fun. Can we do it again?
Nathalie: No. *Picks up keyboard and review machine/beeper*
-POOT-
Nathalie: Ok, Zak you may read the review.
Zak: Ok. *Grabs review beeper/machine* Ok it's from… saturday Huh, it says:If you are reading this it means my plan worked to distract you long enough to steal the key board while you read. Yah types for wadi to be hanging over pirana and shark tank plus has chansaw incase that dosent work chases wadi with chasaw then gives back key board before going home. from Saturday
Nathalie: What the? *saturday poofs in and jacks the keyboard, then poofs Wadi hanging over a tank with piranhas and sharks in it, but it doesn't work so then saturday poofs away the tank and poofs in a chainsaw, then chases Wadi around, and then poofs away the chainsaw, and hands back the keyboard to Zak, and goes home* Weird.
Zak: I'll say.
Nathalie: You'll say what?
Zak: Uh, never mind.
-POOT-
Zak: Ok, this time it's from… Logan the Awesome
LOL! That wuz halarious. I was laughing at 1:00 a.m. Yea school is boring. YEA GO SHOOBY DOOBA LAND! It totally rocks. I loved it. Doc and Drew making out behind the cheese rock, Doyle a mother, leaving Wadi behind. (glad of that because she stole my Zak away from me. NATHALIE PLEASE DON"T COME KILL ME!)I also wanted to say something rlse but I forgot. Sorry! Anywho. YOU GUYES ROCK. KEEP UPDATING!Peace on Fanfiction!
Nathalie: I won't come kill you because you said please. And because you loved our last chapter.
Zak: Oh my god, how many people like me?!?!
Nathalie: I don't know. Tons?
Zak: *Sighs*
Haley: Wait… I thought…. Logan…… What?
Nathalie: Same here.
Zak: They shall keep updating. Of this I swear!
Nathalie: You said that in the last chapter.
Zak: So?
Nathalie: Never mind.
-POOT-
Zak: Haley! You read!
Haley: Ok. *Takes review machine* It's from… iliketacosxgirfan Gee, one side of me wants to point out the stupidity of this fic... but the other side of me just screams "I LUVZ ME SOME CHEEZ!!"... Do you see my dillema? O.o ... I didn't think so...Anyways, it's not a bad fic, keep , What's with all the Wadi-Hate?and moreover... Who IS Wadi? I've heard the name but I guess I missed the episode she's in, I guess that's a good thing... anywho,UPDATE PLZ!~Heh heh... long reveiw, I like rambling... *insert dorky grin here*
Nathalie: No way… I like rambling too!
Haley: There is Wadi-hate because she is stealing Zak away from the ALL the FANGIRLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zak: Ohh…… Now this makes sense!
Nathalie: You didn't know that?
Zak: No.
Nathalie: Wow…
-POOT-
Haley: Dang! We're on a roll! Alright, it's from… Elouise Victoria ...^-^ SHOOBA DOOBA LAND RULES!(I spelled it right!)!Sorry if I write short reviews! And, I'm a Minnesotan too! GO VIKINGS!Um, may I dare? I dare...Nathalie to kiss Zak on the LIPS. :P Payback for slightly insulting me. Short review! Ha! That was fun sized! Anyway, LOL and write again soon! The Reviewer Princess,Elouise Victoria
Nathalie: Yes well in my case it's GO TWINS!!!! Whoa, wait! *Face turns red* WHAT?! THAT WASN'T AN INSULT!!!! I WAS AGREEING WITH ZAK!!!!! HE SAID IT!!! NOT ME!!!!!
Haley: Oh man! I LOVE this chick! Yes, you did spell Shooba-Dooba Land right. Good job.
Zak: *In shock* O.O …………
Haley: You heard her! Kiss!
Zak: *Still in shock* O.O ………..
Nathalie: Wait a minute….. You never said I had to kiss Zak Saturday on the lips! You only said Zak! Ha! This means I can kiss a toy of Zak!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Haley: Nathalie! If you were my best friend.
Nathalie: Aww man… I hate it when you do that! Fine….. *Whines*
Zak: *Shakes head* I'm sorry what? I blacked out there for a second.
Haley: Just kiss already! Before I knock the sense out of you!
Nathalie: … I wanna smack you silly!
Haley: Well I didn't get the dare, so ha!
Zak: I'm being punished too because…. Why am I being punished anyway?
Haley: I don't know, ask Elouise!
Zak: Oh lets just get it over with! *Gulps*
Nathalie: *Quietly whines*
Haley: Oh will you two kiss already?!
Zak: We're going! *Zak and Nathalie shudder quickly and kiss for 2 seconds*
Zak and Nathalie: DONE!!!! YOU'LL NEVER GET ME ALIVE COPERS!!!!!! *Run in opposite directions*
Haley: Oh no! Since Elouise didn't fill in the blanks I will! You two gotta kiss longer than 2 seconds! *Demonic voice* SO KISS OR ELSE!!!!!!!!!!
Nathalie: Whyyyyyy?
Haley: 'Cuz I said so!
Zak: *Whines* Fine… *Pouts and walks back to where he was before* Hey, um can I put my shirt back on now?
Haley: Uh, sure.
Nathalie: *Whines, but walks over to Zak and stands in front of him* ….Haley your dead….
Zak: Wait a second, for how long?
Haley: Until I say stop. Now kiss! Kiss I say!
Nathalie and Zak: *Kisses for 10 seconds*
Zak: *Turns with his back towards Nathalie*
Nathalie: *Faints*Zak: *Puts his hand on his mouth and chin* We will never speak of this again. Agreed?
Haley: *Laughing at Nathalie for fainting*
Zak: And you are where? *Turns and looks on the floor* o.O What the?! *Yanks Nathalie's arm* Oh wake up!
Nathalie: *Wakes up from fainting* Huh, what? *Blinks* Oh hi Zak. Why's Haley laughing so hard?
Zak: Because you fainted.
Nathalie: Really why?
Zak: *Sighs and whispers why in Nathalie's ear*
Nathalie: Oh my god! *Almost faints* I'm good! I'm good.
Zak: Promise to never speak of it again?
Nathalie: Promise!
Haley: *Laughs* St- *Laughs* Stop! *More laughing*
-POOT-
Haley: This time it's from… secretscientest
EK! ZAK WITH NO SHIRT! EK! Can you make him take his pants off(muffled). Sorry my inner fangirl went mad for a minute , I guess dare wise I have a couple of , make Argost and Munya fight each , make Drew embarrass Zak, I don't care how just do you do truths also I have Doyle if he still likes Abby, YOU BETTER SAY NO DOYLE OR I,LL KICK YOUR SORRY (BEEB),I HATE THAT *Beep* (BEEB). Keep up with the amazing work, and the SILLINESS. (fangirl) and the partially nude shut up!
Nathalie: Ok! Wait, a minute….
Zak: Where is everyone?
Haley: I don't know… They where here last chapter.
Zak: Then…
Nathalie: What…
Nathalie and Zak: Happened?
Haley: I… Don't… Know…
Nathalie: Well, *Gulp* I guess this means we'll do your dares when we find the people.
-POOT-
Haley: This time it's from… fernanda saturday
make drew and miranda figh francis dad and doyle who ever loses must were upasiite clothe for a hour .ps make d and m win
Nathalie: Ok then, more dares saved for later. Besides I don't know what upasiite means, so while I figure it out, we're not doing that dare.
-POOT-
Haley: That was fast. Now it's from… Fisk4President
Huh? Como se dice "Insane asylum" en espanol?
Everyone: We don't suffer from insanity; we enjoy every minute of it.
Nathalie: Ah. That I can answer. Insane asylum in Spanish is Asilo insano. So I think.
Zak: You speak Spanish?
Nathalie: Yup.
Zak: Wow.
-POOT-
Haley: Another one! This time it's from… Kapuchino357
Me: What just happened?
Sarah: Get Wadi back, or I swear something WILL hapen to my broder (Zak)!
Me: That was cool! Hey can Doyle make the puupy dog face? I'd pay a million to se that! Oh and Van Rook and Abbey get marryed! ^^
I WAS White Rose! Now I'm Kapuchino357
Chu!~
Zak: I don't have a little sister!! Or an older one! Not even a twin!!! Zak Monday's an evil version of myself, but even that doesn't count!
Nathalie: We do not know what just happened.
Haley: We'd bring Wadi back, but uh, WE DON'T KNOW WHERE ANYONE IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nathalie: Ditto.
Zak: Two more dares saved.
Nathalie: Nice to know, you switched your pen name. Now we can tell if it was you that reviewed.
Zak: Right umm, hate to interrupt, but uh, we gotta find everyone!!!
Nathalie: Oh right. Come on.
Haley: To where?!
Nathalie: Look around.
Haley: Where? We're in a huge box room, where we can see everything around us!
Nathalie: The closet?
Haley: *Opens mouth then closes it*
Nathalie: Figured. *Walks over to the closet, looks inside and screams*
Zak and Haley: What is it?
Nathalie: There's blood! Blood everywhere!
Haley: What?! Lemme see! *Runs over to the closet and looks inside* Oh my god!
Zak: *Goes over to the closet and looks inside* What the? What do you think did that?!
Haley: I don't know…
Nathalie: It was either a vampire, or a creepy creature like in the movie Mirrors, where the lady gets like possessed or something, she's like a demon then, with no eyes so where the eyes would be, it's just black holes, and she's all bloody, and crawls around, on the wall, and on the ceiling, and on floor too, but is somehow super fast, and she-
Haley: Stop it!
Nathalie: Oh, sorry.
Zak: Or, or, or-
Haley: What are you? A seal?
Zak: Uh, no. Anyway, maybe they're just trying to prank us.
Nathalie: Don't be ridiculous!
Zak: Me? Ridiculous? You're the one who thought of the idea of the blood being caused by a vampire, or a bloody creature!
Nathalie: Shut up. Just shut up. You know what, just shut up. Shut up, Zak, just shut up. Nah, I'm kidding.
Zak: Ok then. I wonder… *Takes a step inside the closet*
Bloody dark green creature: *Roars like a demon*
Zak: What the?
Nathalie: *Steps inside* O.O No… sudden… movements…
Haley: What're you talking about? *Steps inside to see what's going on* O.O Help…
Nathalie: *Whispers* I told you!
Zak: *Whispers* Sorry.
Bloody dark green creature: *Pulls out a bloody corpse, roars demonically, and rips off the arm*
Nathalie: O.O
Zak: o.O
Haley: *Almost faints* RUNN!!!!!!!!!!!! *Runs away*
Bloody dark green creature: *Runs after Haley*
Nathalie: *Turns around* HALEY!! NOO!!!!!!
Zak: *Turns and yanks Nathalie's arm to run after the creature*
Nathalie: *Runs and somehow runs faster than Zak*
Bloody dark green creature: *Stops chasing Haley and starts chasing Zak and Nathalie*
Zak: *Lets go of Nathalie's arm and runs right*
Nathalie: *Runs to the left*
Haley: *Runs into the closet, locks the door, then unlocks the door, and helps Nathalie and Zak by running around and around and around and around the demon thing*
Bloody dark green creature: *Roars demonically, and is 5 inches away from catching Zak, Haley, and Nathalie*
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Elf: Please enjoy this odd picture of a random bunny.
Monica Elf: Monkey!
Elf: Whatever!
Monica Elf: Cute huh?
Elf: Yup.
Monica Elf: Now here's a list about doing funny and random things at Wal-Mart! Please do NOT attempt this.
15 random things to do at Wal-Mart1. Get 24 boxes of something random and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.2. Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute intervals.3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in house wares.... and see what happens.5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" usingdifferent size funnels.13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!"14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and,then, yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!"
Elf: Now here's a another list of random things to do at Wal-Mart! Please do not attempt this.
16 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Wal-Mart1. Wander through the store dressed in all black with a fake walkie-talkie humming the Mission Impossible theme. When someone asks what you're doing, scream
"LOOK OUT!!!" and push them behind a shelf2. Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly after they take one.3. Buy 350 packets of tuna and scream, "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!!" once the cashier tells you the price.4. Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask someone where you can find some bananas.5. When the announcer-thing comes on, throw yourself on the floor and scream "THE VOICES!!! THEY'RE BACK!!!"6. Start a fish-stick fight.7. Walk up to random people and give them giant bear hugs. Then scream "I MISSED YA, MAN!!!!!!!"8. (This requires a friend) Jump in a cart and have a friend push you around screaming "The British are coming!!! The British are coming!!!"9. Walk up to an employee and murmur "code red in aisle 3" and see what they do.10. Slip a bra and one pair of lacey pink underwear into a really macho-looking man's cart (Just make sure he doesn't have any girls with him).11. Attempt to fly off a high shelf.12. Throw confetti on random people walking into the store.13. Whisper "I know your "little secret"' to people in the checkout line.14. Stand inside the freezer at the frozen food section. (Try saying you're a turkey leg)15. Walk up to employees and whisper "I saw dead people...They want me to take you away...to aisle 8..."16. On the announcer thing, start singing "Baby Got Back" bySir-Mix-Alot.
Monica Elf: Well that's it for today's program kiddes! Happy Halloween!
Elf: Bye!
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Greg: Hot potato!
Joe: Cold turkey!
Pete: Warm milk!
Joe: Warm milk?
Pete: Sorry.
Greg: *Sigh* Again, from the top.
Joe: Alright.
Greg: Hot peppers!
Joe: Cold ice cream!
Pete: Warm poop!
Joe: Pete… I swear if you mess up again I'm gonna-
Greg: Joe!
Pete: Sorry… Again?
Greg: Again.
Pete: Ok.
Greg: Hot rice!
Joe: Cold pie!
Pete: Warm music!
Joe: You're getting on my patience…
Greg: Joe…
Joe: What? He's the one messing up!
Pete: Sorry! What more do you want from me?!
Joe: For you not mess up!
Greg: Guys! Pete you're supposed to list a temperature, and then a food. After we all list a food, we then list a temperature and a drink.
Pete: Oh, ok. I think I got it, now.
Greg: Alright. From the top. Ready?
Pete: I think…
Joe: Start.
Greg: Hot beans!
Joe: Cold tomato!
Pete: Warm rain!
Joe: Oh… THAT'S IT!!!!!!!! *Attacks Pete*
Pete: AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Greg: Guys.
Joe: LEARN THE SONG!!!!!!!!!!Greg: Guys!
Pete: I'M TRYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JOE: NOT GOOD EN-
Greg: GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Joe: TRY HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!
Greg: *Attacks Joe and Pete*
Producer: *From backstage* I thought this was a kid show!
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Josh: Hello! Welcome back to tonight's American Painter!!!!!!!! Now Amy, and Jake have taken the lead, but now we have to see if the judges like Chris's painting…
Ricky Bobby: Now Ricky Bobby like the way, it just explodes on the page. But what Ricky Bobby don't like is that it's purple. Ricky Bobby don't like purple! Ricky Bobby give you a 6. Billy Bob, what do you think?
Billy Bob: Bob Billy loves the purple, but Bob Billy don't like the shininess! Or the way it looks all mushy! Bob Billy give you a 4! Now go home foo! Mary Beth?
Mary Beth: Now me like the way it explodes on the page, and the purple. But me don't the way it's all mushy. The shininess is good though. Me gives you an 8.
Josh: So that's a total of 18 points! Oh, I'm sorry Chris, but you have the least amount of points, so you have to pack up your stuff and go home. Well that wrap's up tonight's episode of American Painter! See you next time!
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Nathalie: I am so glad, we got everyone back! 'Cuz for awhile there I thought you guys were dead, and we were all goners!
Zak: Got that right!
Haley: Oh yea!
Drew: We were captured?
Doyle: Yes we were.
*^*^In the real world, in a reader's home^*^*
Reader: ARGHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Battle cry and throws the computer against the wall, then gives another battle cry*
*^*^Time somehow rewinds up to before the strange shows^*^*
Haley: *Almost faints* RUNN!!!!!!!!!!!! *Runs away*
Bloody dark green creature: *Runs after Haley*
Nathalie: *Turns around* HALEY!! NOO!!!!!!
Zak: *Turns and yanks Nathalie's arm to run after the creature*
Nathalie: *Runs and somehow runs faster than Zak*
Bloody dark green creature: *Stops chasing Haley and starts chasing Zak and Nathalie*
Zak: *Lets go of Nathalie's arm and runs right*
Nathalie: *Runs to the left*
Haley: *Runs into the closet, locks the door, then unlocks the door, and helps Nathalie and Zak by running around and around and around and around the demon thing*
Bloody dark green creature: *Roars demonically, and is 5 inches away from catching Zak, Haley, and Nathalie*
Haley, Nathalie, and Zak: *Trapped in a corner*
Haley: What's gonna happen to us?
Natalie: I don't know Haley. I don't know.
Zak: *Gulps* It looks hungry…
Haley: I can't believe we're gonna die.
Nathalie: I can't believe we never found out what happened to everyone.
Zak: I still can't believe it's not butter!
Haley: We're all gonna die, and you're making jokes. Hm, I wonder what's wrong with that sentence.
Zak: Sorry, I was trying to break the tension.
Nathalie: I guess it kinda worked.
Bloody dark green creature: *Comes closer*
Nathalie: Bob! BOB!!!!!!!!!!
Zak: Why are you yelling for your flamethrower?!
Nathalie: You'll see. You'll all see! BOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bob: *Floats and magically flies over to Nathalie*
Nathalie: Would we all like to do the honors?
Haley: You bet.
Zak: Oh yea.
Zak, Haley, and Nathalie: *All hold the flamethrower and then shoot*
Bloody dark green creature: *Shrieks and begins to bubble, and smoke starts appearing on the bloody dark green creature, then begins to melt*
Zak: Whoa. I did not see that coming.
Bloody dark green creature: *Smoke takes up all of the melted creature's body, and everyone comes out of a random vortex that just randomly opened, and then Amelia pops up from the smoke and goop of the monster*
Amelia: You defeated the monster! You defeated the monster! *Does a weird rain dance* Woohoo! Woohoo!
Zak: Who is that?
Nathalie: My friend Amelia. Amelia, seriously, you're gonna make it rain.
Amelia: I can do that?
Nathalie: I don't know!
Haley: *Grumbles* Oh perfect!
Nathalie: Haley.
Haley: What? I didn't say nothing!
Nathalie: Right.
Amelia: *Keeps dancing and it really rains*
Nathalie: -.- I'm gonna kill you.
Amelia: What did I do?
Nathalie: You made it rain.
Amelia: Oh. *Does a weird dance instead and the rain stops*
Nathalie: Weird.
Zak: She scares me.
Haley: I just flat out don't like her.
Amelia: And I don't like you either Haley.
Haley: *Sticks out tongue at Amelia*
Zak: Time for the dares we missed.
Nathalie: Right.
Haley: So first up lets have secretscientest's dares first. So they were 1. Can you make him take his pants off(muffled)
Nathalie: We sure can, but for this dare I'll be in the next room. *Starts to walk to the closet but thinks about the blood in there and the dead body* Never mind. *Covers eyes*
Haley: Go on. Don't worry you get to keep your underwear on.
Nathalie: Boxers. Light blue boxers, with slighty darker blue hearts on them. Gah! *Clamps mouth shut*
Zak: How do you know that?!
Nathalie: *Muffled* From the episode where Wadi takes your belt twice.
Zak: Right. Of course! *Removes pants* -.-
Nathalie: *Looks at Zak and starts laughing*
Zak: What?
Nathalie: I'm sorry, but it's just so funny! *More laughing*
Haley: *Giggles*
Zak: Hey!
Haley: Hm? Oh yea. Um, sorry. Heh. *Clears throat*
Zak: -.- Next dare.
Haley: Alright I think it was to make Argost and Munya fight each other.
Zak: Ah.
Nathalie: *Picks up keyboard, and types for Munya*
~Munya falls in from the ceiling~
Munya: EH!!! *Gets up* Eh?
Haley: Yea you gotta fight Argost.
Munya: Eh. *What he means is Sweet.*
Zak: To the ring! *Everyone goes to the ring, and crowds around it, and while Argost and Munya step inside the ring, with Zak being the referee* 3... 2... 1... FIGHT!!!!
Munya: *Transforms into the spider creature*
Argost: *Pounces on Munya, but Munya dodges and uses his spider web thing on Argost and ties him up* Argh!!!
Zak: Munya wins, hands down! No round 2!
Argost: What?!
Zak: Yea you heard me you horse face! Next?
Haley: Next is make Drew embarrass Zak, I don't care how just do it.
Nathalie: I feel bad for you, Zak. You're getting embarrassing dares.
Zak: I know. *Pouts*
Nathalie: That's still cute.
Drew: Woo! *Takes out the baby photo album*
Zak: No. No! NO! NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT THE BABY PICTURES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ANYTHING BUT THOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Drew: Oh! See! Look it's Zak with his little baby tushie! So cute.
Zak: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Nathalie: Ok, I will pay 50 bucks for a picture of Zak as a baby.
Drew: Oh, here. Take this one. *Takes out a picture and hands it to Nathalie* I don't really like that one. Zak has food everywhere. On his head, on his cheeks, on his bib, on his high chair, on his clothes, on his pants, on the floor, on the walls, everywhere.
Haley: *Falls on the floor and starts laughing*
Nathalie: *Hands Drew the $50*
Drew: Thanks you. *Pulls out a slide show of Zak's baby pictures* Everyone sit down! We got a show to watch! A show of embarrassing baby photos!!!!
Nathalie and Haley: Oh we gotta see this!
Zak: Oh god no…
Drew: *Turns off lights, White and Nerdy song turns on, and the slideshow starts*
Haley: *Falls to floor laughing*
Nathalie: *Trying not to laugh*
Drew: *Pushes a button and a picture of a little baby Zak in a bubble bath shows up on the screen*
Haley: *Laughs even louder and harder*
Nathalie: *Laughs so hard Nathalie falls out of her chair*
Zak: *Crawls into a random corner*
Nathalie: Aww…. Haley, look.
Haley: Poor Zaky… That is so awww… worthy!
Nathalie: Don't call him Zaky!
Haley: Why do you care? *Grins*
Nathalie: I don't. I mean hasn't he been through enough?
Haley: Yea, but Zaky cute nickname. He should be proud.
Zak: *Brings his legs up to his chest and tries to cuddle closer to the corner*
Haley: *Walks over to Zak* Its ok Zakerz. Its ok…
Nathalie: *Eye twitches*
Zak: What's wrong with you?
Haley: She's in loooovee………
Zak: She is? With who?
Haley: Y-
Nathalie: Dah! *Clamps Haley's mouth shut* Nothing. She said nothing.
Zak: Ydah? Ok…. Strange…
Drew: I loved this slide show! Too bad it's over.
Doc: You can replay it if you want.
Drew: I know. I just don't want to.
Doc: But you just- but- but- oh never mind.
Drew: Hee.
Nathalie: Next dare Haley?
Haley: *Removes Nathalie's hand from her mouth* I think so. Lemme check. *Picks up the review machine/ beeper and rereads the review* Ah, yes. We must ask Doyle if he still likes Abbey. Hey Doyle?
Doyle: : Omg! Doyle's gangsta now! Nah just kidding. Maybe….
Haley: Do you still like Abbey?
Doyle: Kind of. Why?
Haley: A review was asking.
Doyle: Ah.
Haley: There's your answer. "Kind of." Quote for quote.
Nathalie: I believe it's word for word.
Haley: Whatever. Point is, he kind of does, so your choice. You wanna come kill him or do you wanna leave him alone? Your pick.
Doyle: What?!
Nathalie: Nothing.
Haley: Next up is fernanda Saturday's dare. Ok, we gotta make Drew and Miranda team up for a fight against Francis's dad and Doyle. The losing team has to wear the winner's clothes for an hour.
Nathalie: What? Lemme see. *Checks the review* Ok….. But uh… I don't know what upasiite means… So…. I'm going with that it means opposite. Heh, sorry.
Haley: Oh yea, and we have to make Drew and Miranda win.
Nathalie: Ok then. To the ring! *Everyone walks over to the ring*
Haley: Tips for the girls: Tackle Francis's dad. Tips for the guys: Don't try to fight, the girls have to win. No matter what.
Doyle: Ok then. Good to know.
Nathalie: *Types for Francis's dad-Epsilon and Miranda*
~Epsilon and Miranda fall in from the ceiling~
Epsilon and Miranda: What the heck?
Nathalie: GET HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Drew: Miranda you're on my team so, TACKLE EPSILON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Tackles Epsilon*
Miranda: Ok…. *Tackles Epsilon*
Epsilon: What the *Beep*?!?!?!
Nathalie: Frog man! Such language!
Haley: Frog man?
Nathalie: Yea, I don't know.
Drew: We win?
Nathalie: Yep.
Drew: Cool.
Haley: Now we put Drew's and Miranda's clothes on Doyle and on Epsilon. In that order. *Uses keyboard to switch their clothes*
Nathalie: *Giggles* Next dare? *More giggling*
Haley: Next is to make Doyle do the puppy dog face.
Doyle: Ok… *Tries to do the puppy dog face is jacked up due to the tight clothing*
Nathalie: That face…. It makes you look like you're constipated.
Doyle: Rude.
Nathalie: It's the truth.
Haley: Yup. We did get Wadi back, unfortunately.
Nathalie: True that.
Haley: Now…. For the finale… *Poofs in Van Rook and Abbey*
~Van Rook and Abbey fall in from the ceiling~
Van Rook and Abbey: Ow! My leg!
Nathalie: *Takes keyboard ands poofs in a church decorated for a wedding, then poofs a tux on Van Rook and a wedding dress on Abbey* Who'll be the priest?!
Doc: ME!!! ME!! ME!!!!
Nathalie: Ok then. Zak!
Zak: Ah, what?
Nathalie: You're the ring bearer.
Zak: Why me?
Nathalie: Because I said so! Miranda! Maid of Honor!
Zak: *Whispers to Haley* How does she know how to plan a wedding? It was a dare!
Haley: *Whispers back* She tends to watch a lot of wedding programs… Plus I'm not sure that she knows that it was just a dare!
Zak: Scary.
Nathalie: Ring dude, check. Maid lady, check. Bride, check. Groom, check. Food, ch- Oh snap! Food! *Poofs a table of food and drinks outside of the church* Ok, food, check. Drinks, check. Flowers, ch- OH MY GOD!!!!! I NEEDS FLOWERS!!!!! *Poofs in bouquets of red roses* Is anyone allergic to red roses?
Doc: Me.
Nathalie: Ugh. *Poofs away the red roses and replaces them with purple daisies* Purple daisies anyone?
Doc: No.
Nathalie: Ok good! Flowers, check. Hmmm…. What else? Music! I almost forgot music! But, which kind? *Sits down to think*
Zak: *Whispers to Haley* Maybe you should take the keyboard away from her…
Haley: I would, but it would crush her. I mean look at her.
Nathalie: *Has a cute looking thinking face* Hmm….. Well tradional wedding music first, no doubt about that. But at the reception…. What do I play then?
Zak: *Sighs* Watch and learn. *Walks over to Nathalie* Hey Nathalie?
Nathalie: *Looks up* Yea? *Still has the face*
Zak: Uh…
Nathalie: *Blinks*
Zak: Did you ask the bride about what music to play at the reception?
Nathalie: I asked earlier but she tried to bite me.
Zak: Oh. Then what about the music on your play list?
Nathalie: Perfect! Thank you! *Walks over to the food table to install her play list*
Zak: Uh, yea. *Walks back over to Haley and looks at her*
Haley: So, what was I supposed to learn from that?
Zak: I'm weak.
Haley: I figured that much.
Zak: But, what are we gonna tell her when she realizes it was all just a funny dare?
Haley: I don't-hold up! We?!
Zak: Yea, we.
Haley: Why me?
Zak: Because, you're gonna hold her down while I run for my life.
Haley: Oh really?
Zak: Nah, I'm : Uh huh.
Zak: So what's the plan?
Haley: Why are you asking me?
Zak: You're her best friend! You should more about Nathalie than me! You should know what gets her ticked!
Haley: Oh. I have an idea.
Zak: You do?
Haley: I do.
Nathalie: *Pokes head up from behind the food table* Did someone say "I do"?
Haley: No……
Nathalie: I'm listening to you. Oh yea! *Slowly brings head back down under the table*
Haley: She's on to us!
Zak: Ha! You said "us"! Your officially in. *Smiles*
Haley: Wha- Ugh!
Nathalie: Done!!!!
Zak and Haley: Oh no….
Nathalie: Crap! The cake!
Zak and Haley: *Relieved*
Nathalie: *Poofs in a wedding cake*
Zak and Haley: No…
Nathalie: Now I'm done! Let the wedding begin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Music begins playing*
Zak: NOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nathalie: -.- *Drags Zak away from the wedding*
Zak: No! Haley what do I do?!
Haley: Time for plan A! *Yanks Wadi's arm over to Zak and makes them kiss*
Nathalie: O.O *Eye twitches*
Zak: That was your plan?
Haley: Yes, now just watch.
Nathalie: AHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Tackles Wadi and another cloud of dust appears, and Wadi is seen trying to escape*
Wadi: Help!!!
Zak: How does that help?!
Haley: Easy. It keeps her busy! Now come on! *Yanks Zak's arm to the wedding* Now make sure Nathalie doesn't come over here. If she does, let me know.
Zak: Ok.
Doc: Do you, something Van Rook, take Abbey something, to be your something wife?
Van Rook: N- *Get bitten on the butt by a crab* Ow! Yes! Yes, I do!
Doc: *Smiles* Do you, Abbey something, take something Van Rook, to be your something husband?
Abbey: N- *Gets bitten on the butt by a crab* Ow! Yea! Yea, I do.
Doc: Hee! You may now kiss da bride.
Van Rook and Abbey: *Kiss for a second* EW!!!!! YOU TASTE LIKE STREET!!!!! ~At the end of the reception~
Nathalie: *Notices that she missed the wedding* No…. No! NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Hit's the ground*
Zak: Aw.
Nathalie: *Walking over to Zak with the saddest face ever* How was the wedding? *Sniffles*
Zak: Awww.
Nathalie: Enjoyed the food?
Zak: I didn't have any.
Nathalie: Oh…. Bye… *Walks into the church*
Zak: Awwww….. Oh perfect. Now I feel terrible. Haley…. How do I make this icky feeling go away?
Haley: I don't know. Oh nice, now I feel terrible too. Thank you Zak.
Zak: Sorry, if she come up to me with the saddest face ever!!
Haley: Hey, where is she anyway?
Zak: In the church. Why?
Haley: O.O *Runs in the church and sees Nathaile cleaning the church* Oh, hey Nathalie.
Nathalie: *Looks up* Hey.
Haley: You know you can use the keyboard right?
Nathalie: Yea. But I lost it during the fight I had with Wadi. The fight that made me miss the wedding! *Collapses on the ground staring at the floor*
Haley: Nathalie!
Nathalie: I wanna stare at the floor! Leave me alone.
Haley: *Sighs and then smiles evily* Oh Zak…
Zak: Ah what?
Haley: Come here.
Zak: What?
Haley: Come here.
Zak: Why?
Haley: Oh will you come here!
Zak: *Goes over to Haley* What?
Haley: *Whispers in Zak's ear*
Zak: What?! I'm not doing that!
Haley: Would you rather have the sad face staring at you all day long?
Zak: No….
Haley: Then go. Go on.
Zak: Do I have to?
Haley: Yes!
Zak: Fine…. *Walks over to Nathalie, who's still staring at the floor, and gives her a big bear hug*
Nathalie: Can't breathe!
Zak: Sorry. *Lets go, then when Nathalie's staring off into space, Zak gives her a quick 2 second peck on the cheek and runs*
Nathalie: What the?
Zak: *From across the multi-colored room* YOU'LL NEVER GET ME ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Haley: *Runs over to get Zak and drags he back, while she leans against the church doors*
Nathalie: Right….. Well, I guess the chapter just ended.
Haley: Yup.
Nathalie: So….
Zak: What now?
Nathalie: I suppose we sign off.
Haley: Yea, soo…ready?
Nathalie: I guess.
Zak: Ok.
Haley: Well, this is Haley…
Nathalie: Nathalie…
Zak: And the Saturdays, plus everyone else…
Everyone: Signing off!