CURRENT TIME: 10:30 AM. Six hours and thirty minutes before the kickoff.

"Wario!" Mario said as he came out to see who was at the door. "What 'a are you doing here for?"

"I'm here for the party!" Wario said while laughing. "Besides my house is being fumigated for…no particular reason…so I figure I come here."

"I didn't invite you." Mario said. "I mean whenever you 'a here, trouble always seems to happen."

"So?" Wario asked.

"You're one of the main reasons why last year's party was ruined." Mario said.

"Alright I'm confused now." Ganondorf said. "Was it Wario last year who ruined the party or was it me? Or was that the year before? God, I can't remember. I must have been wasted."

"Like you are every year?" Link asked.

"Hey!" Ganondorf said. "I don't go around and crack gay jokes about you; the least you can do is stop talking about my alcohol tolerance level. And you're friend Zelda's stunt last year wasn't exactly the best first impression. God Zelda; who knew you could be such a party…"

"Shut up." Zelda snapped quickly.

"Okay." Ganondorf said.

"I mean though, really Wario." Mario said. "Why should I have you over?"

"I brought Bud-light." Wario said, opening his bag to reveal hundreds of cans and bottles of bud light.

"Welcome in." Mario said as he helped with Warios things.

"Hey is that food I smell?!" Wario shouted.

"Yeah it is." Mario said. "We cooked breakfast!"

"Oh my god it smells so good I could just cum in my pants…whoop, speak of the devil!" Wario shouted.

Wario ran into a different room and disappeared from sight. Mario simply shrugged his shoulders and began bring the massive amount of bud-light from the bag Wario had into the kitchen. Link followed and began to help Luigi and Ilia, who we're busy setting up the table. Desmond was using his Assassin skills to sneak bacon into his hoodie without people noticing, Altair found a couch to sit on and hadn't moved since, and Ezio was still talking to Zelda. Link was just setting up the table when the doorbell rang again.

"Looks like everyone is coming this year in the morning." Link said.

"Some people are spending the night." Mario said.

"Oh like us this year." Link said. "I guess was thinking the same thing I was when I heard that the party this year was going to be at Luigi's mansion."

"Yeah well you guys came first so you'll be getting the best guest room." Mario said.

"Sweet." Link said. "I'll just get the door. Make sure there's some bacon left when I get back."

"I didn't steal bacon!" Desmond shouted. "You guys got nothing on me! You guys are crazy! You crazy!"

"We'sa didn't say anything about you." Luigi said.

"Oh thank god." Desmond said.

Link got from the table and went back to the front door again. He opened the door to see a young, blonde woman in a blue jumpsuit. She had six other people behind her.

"Samus!" Link said. "Nice to see you."

"Hey Link." Samus said. "How's Ilia?"

"She's here." Link said.

"Ahh…so I finally get to meet your wife." Samus said. "Good I finally will know that you're not gay."

"Oh my god can people leave me alone on that for the love of Din!" Link said. "I'm married! I've had sex! I have a kid! God can you people leave me alone on that!?"

Samus reached over Link's shoulder and put him in a headlock. Link struggled to get out of Samus's grip.

"Ahh don't worry I'm just messing you man." Samus said.

"Samus; I can't breathe." Link said.

"I'm here with someone anyway." Samus said as she let Link go. "Remember Solid Snake right?"

"Yeah; remember me?" Snake said as he carried some bags.

"A little." Link said as he rubbed his neck to be sure Samus didn't break it. "But who are the others?"

Several other figures walked inside the house. One of them had bluish armor and a helmet with a red crystal on it. The other had red and black armor, a blue crystal on his helmet, and long blonde hair that rivaled Samus's. The other had blackish armor and orange spiky hair. Then there we're two girls. One had long blonde hair, wore a pink shirt and skirt, and black nylons. The other had blue tights, wore a red dress, a small red hat, and brownish hair.

"Oh these guys." Samus said. "They're friends of mine from Capcom. This is X, Zero, Axl, Iris, and Ciel."

"Wow nice place." X said. "This Mario has some style."

"Zero's mine!" Iris shouted.

"Zero's mine!" Ciel shouted

Both girls who we're next to Zero began gripping his arm and trying to pull him towards themselves. Zero was constantly being dragged from one side to the other. Zero only seemed to be eyeing Iris at the time and just looked really annoyed.

"I've been dealing with this the whole ship ride." Zero said.

"God; how do you do it Zero?" Axl asked. "How do you turn on girls that easily?!"

"How do I do it?!" Zero said as he was being pulled from one side to the other. "I don't even know. I was hoping you would tell me!"

"Got to be the hair man." Snake said. "Chicks like that kind of style."

Zero just looked at him really annoyed.

"Look ladies, why don't you fight over me when we get some food into our systems first?" Zero suggested.

"Sure." Ciel said. "C'mon Zero."

Ciel grabbed Zero's hand and began to drag him towards the kitchen.

"You bitch!" Iris shouted. "Get back here!"

"HELP ME FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!" Zero shouted, while Axl and X began to laugh at the whole ordeal.

"We better go help him, Axl." X said.

"Why; look at him." Axl said. "He's got two girls with him; He's going to have a three way by the end of the night."

"While that's true, Zero isn't someone who has the balls…oh I'm sorry that'd be rude…guts to do such a thing." X said as he walked towards the kitchen.

"Ruin my fun huh?" Axl asked as he followed X.

Samus made a small laugh as she went over to Link to show what was in her bag.

"I brought all the music that we'll need tonight." Samus said. "I also brought my CD-player, Ipod dock, and my actual Ipod. Oh and if anyone breaks this Ipod, their ass is mine. I'll go Chozo Drill sergeant on their ass."

"And I brought Budweiser." Snake said as he showed what was in his bag.

"Why'd you do that!?" Wario said as he appeared with a whole new outfit on. "I brought Budlight!"

"Cause Budweiser is better." Snake said.

"Budlight!" Wario shouted.

"Budweiser!" Snake shouted.

"Budlight!" Wario shouted.

"Budweiser!" Snake shouted.

Young Link and Saria came out of the second floor door and went over to the Link who was busy watching the ordeal.

"Hey what's going on?" Young Link asked.

"Nothing; adults are arguing." Link said.

"Wario's an adult?" Saria asked.

"…Not exactly." Link said. "Here, why don't you two go upstairs to your room and get our stuff unpacked? After that, why you don't you get some breakfast? We had a long trip."

"Got it dad." Young Link said.

"Just make sure you don't touch the stuff in that red bag in my suitcase." Link said. "That's the stuff for me and Ilia later tonight. You know the scented candles, ambient music, and stuff like that?"

Young Link and Saria looked at each other and began to giggle as they ran up the stairs carrying their bags.

"Budlight!" Wario shouted.

"Budweiser!" Snake shouted.

"Budlight!" Wario shouted.

"Budweiser!" Snake shouted.

Wario jumped on top of snake and began to attack him. A small cloud appeared where the fight was going on as several fists and stars could be seen coming out of it. Samus simply giggled as the two watched the ordeal.

"I'm going to slip into something more comfortable." Samus said. "I plan on staying the night here anyway. Umm…where's a bedroom in this place?"

"Mario would know." Link said. "Ask him. We're serving breakfast right now."

"Oh that's perfect." Samus said. "I'll I had this morning was a Dunkin' Donuts coffee. See ya around."

Samus walked away from the door. Seconds later, Sonic and Jack Cayman came to the door.

"What's up guys!?" He said.

"Sonic!" Link said. "You're invited to?"

"What better way to compete with Mario than to come to a party?" Sonic said.

"Who's that guy?" Link asked.

"Oh that's Jack." Sonic said. "He's my co-worker at Sega."

"I didn't know what to bring for the party, so I baked a cake." Jack said, holding a white cake, with red icing on the top. It looked big enough to have about fifty slices on it.

"Uhh…Jack." Sonic said. "There's a red flower on that cake."

"So?" Jack asked.

"Well I'm not saying anything bad." Sonic said.

"What's wrong with it?" Jack asked.

"Nothing…" Sonic said. "It's just…so out there."

"Listen!" Jack said. "I can bench press three hundred, I have a chainsaw on my right arm, I won the Deathwatch games four times in a fucking row, I've killed more than enough people in my time, and I've had a four way before! I seriously do not believe that baking a cake is any harm to my manhood at all! So do me a favor and Shut the fuck up!"

"Whoa…holy shit." Sonic said.

"Sorry about that." Jack said. "Uhh…where should I put this?"

"In the kitchen with the rest of the food." Link said. "Want me to tell Mario you're here Sonic?"

"Nah I'll let him find out." Sonic said. "Besides I'm waiting to see the look on his face with the Colts beat the Saints this year! Catch you later!"

Sonic disappeared in a blue streak.

"Did you hear that that "The Who" is doing the half-time show?" Jack told Snake as Link took the cake to the kitchen.

"No way!" Snake shouted. "You f-ing serious!?"

"Yeah." Jack said. "Why, you a fan of "The Who?""

Snake took his combat suit and took off the top portion of it to reveal a shirt that "The Who's" logo on it. Jack took of his jacket and had the same shirt. Snake and Jack looked at each other and smiled.

"YEAH!" The shouted giving each other a high-five.

Of course, when Jack gave his high-five, he used his mechanical arm. Snake ended up flying out the door, a hundred feet from where he was earlier. Jack looked at Snake with an "opps" type expression.

"Wow." He said. "You got fucked up. You okay?"

"I'm…good…" Snake said as he tried to get up.

"Alright cake's on the table." Link said. "Why don't you get some breakfast Jack?"

"Ahh, that sounds good." Jack said. "You got any onions?"

"Onions?" Link asked.

"Anything is good with onions." Jack said. "Do you know that Onions can regulate your stomach system and help with hair growth? They're healthier than they look."

"I'm…sure Mario has some somewhere and…hold the phone." Link said.

"What?" Snake asked.

"Okay…did I…no more than five minutes ago…tell my fifteen-year old son…to take his fourteen year old girlfriend…up to the bedroom…with the stuff me and Ilia we're going to use tonight?" Link asked.

"Uhh…I believe you did." Snake said.

"GOD DAMN IT!" Link said as he began to run to the bedroom.

"Hahahaha!" Jack laughed. "Ahh he should let them do their crazy thing. Hell when I was they're age, I was all about experimenting."

"TMI man." Snake said.

The doorbell rang behind them.

"I'll get it." Snake said.

Snake opened the door to reveal a man in black armor with long red hair. He had a cross on the back of his armor and carried a whip on the side of his belt.

"Sup Snake!" Simon Belmont said.

"Simon!" Snake said. "I haven't seen you since Castlevania: Chronicles! How ya been man! I didn't think you got my text message."

"Well Alucard isn't having his party this year since his dad is…you know…back from the dead." Simon began. "You know…Alucard doesn't have the Castle to himself now."

"Oh man that blows." Snake said. "That would have been an equally awesome place to have the party too. Aren't you supposed to be doing something about the whole…you know…Dracula thing?"

"Meh; I'll get on it after the game." Simon said. "I could use a vacation."

"Breakfast is on the table." Snake said. "C'mon in man. The Dining room is…"

"Nah I'll find it myself." Simon said. "I live off exploring castles or mansions or what not anyway."

Simon walked away from the area. Within no more than a few minutes later after Snake returned to guarding the door, the doorbell rang again. This time when the door was opened, a larger party was seen at the door. This time it was Fox McCloud, Krystal, Falco, and Kat all holding up a large television.

"Holy shit!" Snake said. "Look at the size of that TV."

"Seventy inches." Fox said.

"Ahh yeah." Snake said. "This year is going to rock! How you doing Fox!?"

"I'm good." Fox said.

"Anyone want to help us?" Falco asked.

"Why; I like to see you sweat." Kat said. "It's sexy."

"Shut up Kat; that's later tonight when I'm drunk and horny." Falco said.

"Whatever you say." Kat said as she giggled.

"Hey let me give you guys a hand with that; last thing I need happening is a nice seventy inch; HD TV breaking before the big game." Jack said. "The TV is supposed to break when the other team that one party wants to win loses."

"Yeah well let's avoid that because this is my TV." Fox said.

"Alright!" Duo shouted as he jumped through the door. "Let's get this game on."

"Who are those guys?" Snake said.

"Ahh they're bar buddies; we met them at Kilroys." Fox said as they we're climbing up the stairs of the mansion to the Living room. "Easy guys! That's Duo Maxwell and Hero Huey."

"Is breakfast being served?" Herro asked. "I was told breakfast would be served so I didn't eat anything?"

"Sure is." Snake said as he was eating pancakes. "Plenty in the kitchen."

"We got beer?" Duo asked.

"Plenty." Snake said. "We have enough beer to probably start a business. Course it be illegal; what with the whole using brand names and all."

"Alright!" Duo shouted. "I am kicking your ass Hero at a binge drinking contest."

"Good luck." Herro said. "We all know how that'll end."

"Oh yeah!" Duo shouted. "How!?"

"Allow me to recap you're memory seeing as you consumed enough alcohol that night to bring down a bull elephant." Herro said. "Christmas party, 8:00 PM, bathroom stall, thirty minutes."

"That's bullshit." Duo shouted as he followed Herro to the kitchen. "How the fuck do you remember all of that?"

"Who's the commander of the Gundam team again?" Herro asked. "I think it's a good idea I know everything about my teammates."

"EEWWW!" Duo said. "That's nasty!"

"What?" Herro asked.

"You know everything about us." Duo said. "Even sexually…"

"No I meant you're skills and mentality." Herro said. "God Duo, get your mind out of the gutter."

"Wow." Ganondorf shouted. "We got a shitload of people coming here this year. I'm glad I invited a couple friends. Otherwise I'd feel left out."

"Oh god; Ganondorf you didn't?" Zelda asked.

"I sure damn did!" He shouted. "Look here they come now."

An explosion of fire was seen at the door and a cloud of ice as well. When it cleared, they're we're two ninjas left in the wake. One was garmented in blue and black, the other with a similar get up, except had a yellow instead of a blue.

"Okay that's Scorpion on the left." Ganondorf said. "And that's Sub-Zero who's in blue. Scorpion lives in Hell and Sub-Zero is the leader of the ninja race called the Lin-Kuei."

"Suddenly, this party seems less safe than it should be." Fox said as he got the TV in the living room.

"God Ganondorf, did you have to invite such weird people?" Zelda asked.

"Well it could have been worse; I could have told the orcs there was a party." Ganondorf said.

"But…" Zelda began.

"Two ninjas or army of orcs Zelda!" Ganondorf shouted. "Take you're damn pick!"

"Fine!" Zelda said. "So what do you do for a living Ezio?"

As Zelda resumed talking to the Assassin, Scorpion and Sub-Zero walked in the room.

"Hello people!" Scorpion said. "I did not know what to bring, so I made co slaw"

"And I brought Budlight!" Sub-Zero said.

"YES!" Wario said. "Budlight 2, Budweiser 1."

Snake threw a grenade by Wario and blew him out of the building.

"You bastard." Snake said.

"Ahh don't worry." Sub-Zero said. "I brought Budweiser too."

"YES!" Snake shouted. "In your face Wario."

"We're tied you bastard!" Wario shouted.

"Wow." Sub-Zero said. "Only five minutes have we entered, and it already seems like a party."

"Hey can you get this cold?" Jack asked as he handed Sub-Zero a Mountain dew. Sub-Zero promptly touched the can for a few seconds. Jack opened the can and began to drink the nice clear soda.

"Ahh." Jack said. "That's good. This party is going to be awesome."