Ace: YAY!! Guess who's our next guest?
Audience: *silent awaiting an answer*
Ace: The lovely and highly fashioned, greatest duelist in the world, yours and my favorite character: Seto Kaiba!
Seto section: YAY!! WOO HOO!!
Ace: Ok, I don't own YuGiOh, Kaiba Corp. or any other stuff that happens to pop up out of no where in the story.
Yugi: HI!! ^o^
Ace: O__o Including that. *throws Yugi into the Yugi section*
Yugi section: YAY!!
Yugi: PWEE! I know my yami will save me. *clothes about to be ripped off*
Yami: X__X *knocked out in the back*
Ace: Hey, he's still knocked out. . .
Yugi: AHHHHHHHH!!!
Ace: All well, on with the show!
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Seto~*~
Ace: Now that we got those over with. . . *turning to the crowd* O__o *sees Joey tied with rope and makeup applied*
Joey: @__@
Ace: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!! OH MY GOD!! Seto's gotta see this. . . so why don't we bring him out! My favorite character, one you'll all soon to love, and the richest man on earth, SETO KAIBA!!
Kaiba: *walks out onto the set, with his jacket flowing behind him (as though there were wind on the set) and takes a seat*
Ace: Hi Seto!
Kaiba: Don't call me Seto.
Ace: Please?? *puppy dog eyes*
Kaiba: Come on now, you're not the mutt. . .
Ace: Oh yeah, speaking of him. . . LOOK!! *points to the Joey section, where Joey is strapped down*
Kaiba: HA HA HA HA HA!!! I've seen him do some pathetic things. . . but this will have to be number one!!
Ace: Ooooo!! I wanna see some of those clips!! LET'S SEE SOME!!
Giant tv behind Ace's desk emerges from the ground.
Ace: IT'S TIME TO DUEL!!
Kaiba: What? Really? I want to duel Yugi!! He still has a God Card I want!
Ace: Ummm.. *looks over towards Yugi section*
Yugi: @_@
Kaiba: O__o You do that to me and I swear I'll have all of Kaiba Corp. on your ass.
Ace: Now Seto. . .
Kaiba: KAIBA!
Ace: I wouldn't ever do that to you, you're the only one for me!
Kaiba: {Shit, another crazy fan girl}
Ace: {I heard that.}
Kaiba: What?????
Ace: Hey, I'm the authoress and I'm the one writing this. . . and I can hear your thoughts.
Kaiba: That's creepy.
Ace: Not as creepy as my 4 friends.
Kaiba: ?
Ace: They come up later in the story. Anyways, forget the clips! I wanna ask you some questions!!! ^__^
Kaiba: Fine.
Ace: Ok! There going to be really fast, so answer them quickly.
Kaiba: Whatever.
Ace: Ok, let's start. . . Do you really like your brother?
Kaiba: Of course. What kind of dumb question is that??
Ace: How many helicopters do you have?
Kaiba: 25.
Ace: Blimps?
Kaiba: 7.
Ace: Houses?
Kaiba: 3.
Ace: Do you have any BEWD plushies?
Kaiba: No.
Ace: Do you have a grudge against Yugi still?
Kaiba: Yes.
Ace: Are you available?
Kaiba: What?!
Ace: How many trench coats do you have?
Kaiba: Wait. What was the last one???
Ace: Why are all the computer girls with different colored hair? Did you buy them all wigs?
Kaiba: Forget it. *reaches over, grabs remote control*
Ace: What?!? Hey!!
Kaiba: *turns on tv, brings back the part with the one question*
Ace: *weak smile*
Kaiba: I thought so. . . My turn for questions.
Ace: Eh??
Kaiba: Why are you hosting this and tormenting us?
Ace: Cuz it's fun and hilarious!! ^__^
Kaiba: U_U
Ace: Hey!! You can't take over the show like that!! I'm the host!!
Kaiba: But I'm your favorite character. . .
Ace: Well. . .
Kaiba: . . . . . .
Ace: Yes, but I cannot allow you to take over. *pulls lever*
Kaiba: What?! *hole appears below him and he drops into a chair, in a room*
Kaiba section: WTF?!? What? Hey!!
Ace: He's safe . . . and he's for later in the show . . . heh heh.
Yami: Hmmm???
Ace: Hey Yami!! Welcome back! Sorry to hafta do this to you when you just got up but . . . . . . . *pulls lever*
Yami: *drops into a room through a hole that appeared in the ground, a few selected fans surround Yami* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Ace: May the spirits guide you . . . . . . Anyways, I hope you like this chappie!! Sorry if I took a while to get this chappie up. . . . what with algebra problems I don't get and stupid, slow Tapnet not connecting . . . it can get kinda frustrating. Well! Tune in next time when we'll give you the update on Yami's condition and the next guest I'll be interviewing. Oh and don't forget about the other surprise guests that will drop by!! See ya soon!! ^o^
Audience: *silent awaiting an answer*
Ace: The lovely and highly fashioned, greatest duelist in the world, yours and my favorite character: Seto Kaiba!
Seto section: YAY!! WOO HOO!!
Ace: Ok, I don't own YuGiOh, Kaiba Corp. or any other stuff that happens to pop up out of no where in the story.
Yugi: HI!! ^o^
Ace: O__o Including that. *throws Yugi into the Yugi section*
Yugi section: YAY!!
Yugi: PWEE! I know my yami will save me. *clothes about to be ripped off*
Yami: X__X *knocked out in the back*
Ace: Hey, he's still knocked out. . .
Yugi: AHHHHHHHH!!!
Ace: All well, on with the show!
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Seto~*~
Ace: Now that we got those over with. . . *turning to the crowd* O__o *sees Joey tied with rope and makeup applied*
Joey: @__@
Ace: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!! OH MY GOD!! Seto's gotta see this. . . so why don't we bring him out! My favorite character, one you'll all soon to love, and the richest man on earth, SETO KAIBA!!
Kaiba: *walks out onto the set, with his jacket flowing behind him (as though there were wind on the set) and takes a seat*
Ace: Hi Seto!
Kaiba: Don't call me Seto.
Ace: Please?? *puppy dog eyes*
Kaiba: Come on now, you're not the mutt. . .
Ace: Oh yeah, speaking of him. . . LOOK!! *points to the Joey section, where Joey is strapped down*
Kaiba: HA HA HA HA HA!!! I've seen him do some pathetic things. . . but this will have to be number one!!
Ace: Ooooo!! I wanna see some of those clips!! LET'S SEE SOME!!
Giant tv behind Ace's desk emerges from the ground.
Ace: IT'S TIME TO DUEL!!
Kaiba: What? Really? I want to duel Yugi!! He still has a God Card I want!
Ace: Ummm.. *looks over towards Yugi section*
Yugi: @_@
Kaiba: O__o You do that to me and I swear I'll have all of Kaiba Corp. on your ass.
Ace: Now Seto. . .
Kaiba: KAIBA!
Ace: I wouldn't ever do that to you, you're the only one for me!
Kaiba: {Shit, another crazy fan girl}
Ace: {I heard that.}
Kaiba: What?????
Ace: Hey, I'm the authoress and I'm the one writing this. . . and I can hear your thoughts.
Kaiba: That's creepy.
Ace: Not as creepy as my 4 friends.
Kaiba: ?
Ace: They come up later in the story. Anyways, forget the clips! I wanna ask you some questions!!! ^__^
Kaiba: Fine.
Ace: Ok! There going to be really fast, so answer them quickly.
Kaiba: Whatever.
Ace: Ok, let's start. . . Do you really like your brother?
Kaiba: Of course. What kind of dumb question is that??
Ace: How many helicopters do you have?
Kaiba: 25.
Ace: Blimps?
Kaiba: 7.
Ace: Houses?
Kaiba: 3.
Ace: Do you have any BEWD plushies?
Kaiba: No.
Ace: Do you have a grudge against Yugi still?
Kaiba: Yes.
Ace: Are you available?
Kaiba: What?!
Ace: How many trench coats do you have?
Kaiba: Wait. What was the last one???
Ace: Why are all the computer girls with different colored hair? Did you buy them all wigs?
Kaiba: Forget it. *reaches over, grabs remote control*
Ace: What?!? Hey!!
Kaiba: *turns on tv, brings back the part with the one question*
Ace: *weak smile*
Kaiba: I thought so. . . My turn for questions.
Ace: Eh??
Kaiba: Why are you hosting this and tormenting us?
Ace: Cuz it's fun and hilarious!! ^__^
Kaiba: U_U
Ace: Hey!! You can't take over the show like that!! I'm the host!!
Kaiba: But I'm your favorite character. . .
Ace: Well. . .
Kaiba: . . . . . .
Ace: Yes, but I cannot allow you to take over. *pulls lever*
Kaiba: What?! *hole appears below him and he drops into a chair, in a room*
Kaiba section: WTF?!? What? Hey!!
Ace: He's safe . . . and he's for later in the show . . . heh heh.
Yami: Hmmm???
Ace: Hey Yami!! Welcome back! Sorry to hafta do this to you when you just got up but . . . . . . . *pulls lever*
Yami: *drops into a room through a hole that appeared in the ground, a few selected fans surround Yami* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Ace: May the spirits guide you . . . . . . Anyways, I hope you like this chappie!! Sorry if I took a while to get this chappie up. . . . what with algebra problems I don't get and stupid, slow Tapnet not connecting . . . it can get kinda frustrating. Well! Tune in next time when we'll give you the update on Yami's condition and the next guest I'll be interviewing. Oh and don't forget about the other surprise guests that will drop by!! See ya soon!! ^o^