AN// Sorry the chapters are so short and that the last one was so boring. It's just there to tell ya that it has been made into a crossover with the 1986 movie Labyrinth by Jim Henson. And before you ask, I'm to lazy to change the category to crossover. :-)

Disclaimer: I don't own Deathnote, Labyrinth or any of their characters.

I heard someone enter as I was looking outside. Turning around I saw a small man with brown leathery skin. His hat on his head barely concealed gray hair. As he walked bags that hung from his belt and sash clinked.

"If yur done gawk'en, the lil' lady said ta give ya this," The man spoke english, with an accent I usually head in the country side. He held out a cake.

I took it while mumbling a quick thank you. When he was gone I started to eat in my usual way.

That was when Iris walked in. She looked different. Her hospital disguise was gone and I saw pointed ears along with her upswept eyebrows. She also had a mideval dress.

"It's good to see you up," She said with a smile.

I openly stared back. Kira uses a shinigami's notebook to kill, and since she isn't human, she could be an accomplise. She-

"Sorry about all of the glitter, it's technically magickal residue," She said interrupting my thoughts.

There was a 1.23% chance she was acting and I was going to make sure. I wasn't going to make the same mistake twice. As I thought this the little man from before came back into the room.

"Ello, Hoggle!" Iris greeted cheerily.

"Ello, lil' lady," he replie with a bow, "Your parents just got home.

Her face fell and she swore under her breath. Then she shoved me in a closet.

It was dark.

2.05% now.

I couldn't judge time very well but about an hour later she came and got me. There were some cakes set out for me. I sat down and started to eat.

"I'm guessing you'd like me to explain," She started. I looked at her pointedl and she sighed, "You died, I brought you back and to my home. My parents don't know your here and I'll be going to the human world soon to bring you Nate and Micheal, to a safe house in Ireland."

I was speechless, almost. "Your know our real names."

"Yes, but I'll use your alises if it makes you more comfortable, Lawliet."

I nodded silently.

"And before you accuse me of something. I'm not Kira or a helper of Kira," She stated, "If I was I wouldn't have brought you back."

I wasn't convinced, but she had a point.

"How will you get them to come with you?" I knew they wouldn't be that dumb. Or at least I hoped not.

"I could probably reason with Near," She paused thinking, " and bribe Mello and Matt with chocolate, games, and or game systems."

"How do you know so much about us?"

Iris smirked, "I pay attention."

"Where are we?"

"We're in the magickal world, the Underground," She said, paused and continued, "Why are you so chatty?"

"I don't know what's going on and I don't like that."

She nodded and went to a dresser in the room. Iris pulled out a bunch of clothes and stuffed them into a backpack.

"We have to leave soon," She said "We've both recovered enough to head out."

I nodded. The sooner we left, the sonner we'd catch Light.

With everything packed, she poofed us away to Ireland.