Dear Us
Dear lousy, lazy, stupid unworthy rubbish complete crap writers;
WHY in the name of GOD does MARITRASH have at least 1,900 stories about her, and I've got 88?! It makes no sense! I'm so much more fabulous and popular. This darn website is a stupid place. I'll tell my father!
And for those trying to ship me with Nathaneal... YUCK! ADRIKINS IS MINE!
~The fab Chloe
P.S. Yes, I know what 'ship' means! I wasn't born yesterday!