Emmett

1) Remind him that he lost in a wrestling match to a girl.

2) Tell him Edward was suppose to be Rosalie's husband.

3) Tell him you like Volvo better than Jeep.

4) Say that you think Edward is cooler because he has a power.

5) Say that you like Edward better because he is better looking.

6) Say that you think Jasper is cooler because he has a power.

7) Say that you like Jasper better because he is better looking.

8) Remind him that Rosalie was engaged to Royce King.

9) Remind him he only became a vampire because he reminded her of a baby.

10) Remind him that he is not allowed to make fun of Bella anymore because he lost the wrestling match.