He has a secret, we all have secrets. We don't tell them to anyone… That's probably why they are called secrets.
Riku's secret is Sora; they get it on in the Paou fruit trees. Sora, his is that he has fetish for Riku when he's blindfolded. Kinky hey?
Kairi, well she has a thing for Axel. Everyone has a thing for Axel… She stuffs her bra… So Axel might notice her.
Axel's secret is that he's gay, not very secret? Well, how about… He likes to take baths… with Demyx, and a rubber ducky. How did I find out? Demyx.
Xigbar, He has regular drinking sessions, outside of the World that never was, or whatever this damn place is called.
Ansem, now that was hilarious, He dresses up as a girl, and continually tries to get Axel to do him. He accidentally came to my room once, man am I scared.
Cloud does his laundry and stands around Nude waiting for it to finish. We found out because Axel put a rat in there. Cloud ran out in nothing, screaming like a little girl.
I found all this out because of Demyx, Man does he tell all when He's drunk.
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Man is I scared; it took me five minutes to write this and ten to edit… Man does my Editing suck! If Axel hadn't been talking to me while I was writing it would have been Quicker.
My offer still stands for the writing. You don't even have to pay me.