CHAPPY THREE! YAYZ! Um.. that last anyonymous (did I spell that right?) review by haru- secret- wife kinda scared me, so I updated before I go to the NEW HARRY POTTER MIDNIGHT PREMIERE! Jealous? Yeah, you should be ;) SO, ENJOY AND REVIEW! PWETTY PWETTY PWEASE!

-MLB12

Chapter Three: My First Kiss Went a Little Like This...

She came into the Host Club. She visited him! Tamaki tried to maintain composure when 'Tohru Honda' fell into the large music room, holding a bright orange cat and a silver rat in her hands.

"Jeez boss, are pet's allowed with our guests?" Hikaru asked looking over at him smugly, earning a slap from Mori. Tohru looked as if she were about to pass out.

"I'm so sorry!" she shot up, holding the animals gently, and looked at him apologetically. Her gaze was lowered and her cheeks were a bright scarlet shade; he could tell the hosts were eyeing her hungrily. Sorry boys, Tamaki thought, this one is mine.

"No princess," he approached her gently and cupped his hands around her pale face, "I'm sorry you fell. I should've caught you like the gentleman I'm meant to be." With that, Tamaki's 'eyes watered'.

"Oh no, don't cry!" she shrieked as he leaned his head on her shoulder tenderly. This would be an easy attempt to make her stay.

He sniffled and looked at Tohru, eyes welling with tears, "Can't you stay and keep this lonely prince company?"

"Uh…well…I guess I could…" her blue eyes wandered around the room eagerly, Tamaki watching her every move.

"Great! You could just-" he went to motion at his section of velvet couches but got distracted by two clouds of smoke shielding him from view.

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Mom! Why did they have to change now? Tohru thought as Yuki and Kyo transformed into their human states….completely naked. She had to distract the 'hosts' by doing something…but what? Then it hit her- she had to perform an act completely out of character.

Tohru is normally a shy, caring girl who puts others before herself. She also gets very nervous around romance. Wait…THAT WAS IT! Gripping Tamaki's shoulders, she leaned in and kissed him on the lips, holding on tightly. Gasps let out from all the hosts and their other guests, and whispers started to break out among them.

Glancing out of the corner of her eye, Tohru noticed the boys were staring also in shock at her blunt move, watching behind a couch. Kyo's eyes were narrowed and he was gripping the velvet edge a little too much, causing a tare in the fabric. Yuki just stood still, expressionless. She flailed her arm to the door pointing outside and they caught on easily. They crept out unnoticed. But she could still tell Kyo was a little too stirred up by this to let it go. Yuki would just question her calmly after the matter was well over with.

The strange thing about the kiss was that the other boy…Tamaki…never pulled her away- he actually pushed her forward deepening the kiss. His lips almost seemed hungry, like he was waiting for this moment for a while. Tohru got a shiver up her spine as he ran his smooth hand in her hair and she hugged his waist. Mom…I think I'm in heaven! Tohru smiled to herself until a familiar, protective voice broke the silence.

"GET THE HELL OFF OF HER, PERVERT!" Kyo jumped in front of the two and pulled them apart. Yuki walked in and slowly yet skillfully pinned Tamaki to the wall.

"G-guys," Tohru sputtered turning redder than she was before, "everything is fine! I promise he didn't do anything to me!"

"Are you sure Miss Honda?" Yuki asked turning away from the wall, and when Tamaki made a face, glared back in his direction-making the blonde whimper in fear.

"YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW THE BASTARD AND HE KISSED YOU!" Kyo cracked his knuckles and practiced a punch in the air.

"O-oh right!" Tohru looked down, and then smiled apologetically at the boy, "I'm Tohru Honda."

"My name is Tamaki Suoh- proud prince of the Ouran Host Club!" He didn't even look afraid of the fact that Kyo could have potentially murdered him right then!

"Over there is Hikaru and Kaoru," The twins waved in-sync and winked slyly, "Mori and Hunny," The small third-year giggled cheerfully and smiled as his protector nodded, "Kyoya is the banker and 'cool' host," Kyoya nodded as well, making his glasses shine towards her, "and that is Haruhi Fujioka."

Tamaki motioned his head toward a small petite brunette boy who looked at her in shock and tried to smile. Tohru couldn't blame him; she would act the same.

"Hi everyone!" Tohru smiled cheerfully as she went to introduce everyone.

"That is Kyo- he isn't as threatening as he seems."

"HEY, WHAT ARE YOU SAYING!" Kyo yelled.

"Looks like carrot-top still didn't calm." Uo walked in with Hana trailing behind her as they stood next to Tohru.

"That is Uo," She nodded, "And this is Hana!" Hana gave them the classic 'death stare' causing everyone to cringe.

"That's 'prince Yuki'." Uo smiled as Yuki cringed as his least favored nickname.

"PRINCE!" Tamaki held his arm up against his forehead dramatically and bent over on a couch. Tohru, Kyo, Yuki, and the other foreigners looked at the blonde as if he was insane.

"The boss is very umm…" Hikaru tried to find the right word- or at least Tohru thought it was Hikaru.

"Particular about who is called prince." Kaoru finished leaning on the wall. Tamaki looked devastated and hid in his 'emo corner', muttering to himself like a lost child.

"I never like to be called that anyway-" Yuki got cut off by an Ouran girl staring at him dreamily, an uncomfortable silence filling the room.

"Hi…I'm Audrey." She smiled flipping her long curly blonde hair over her shoulder in a flirtatious manor.

"My name is Yuki." he replied looking down slightly to avoid eye contact, "nice to meet you Audrey."

Audrey blushed, mumbled a quick 'you too', and ran off to rejoin her group of friends sitting in the far corner of the vast open space, who started to giggle and glance in Yuki's direction shyly.

"Looks like someone has another fan club damn rat," Kyo rolled his eyes and pounded his fist on the wall, causing some girls to blush towards him.

"It seems that you commoner boys catch our guest's eyes too." Kyoya had a mischievous grin on his face, "How about we have a little…mixer." He saw this coming already; it was all down in his 'little black book' along with detailed file information on the Sohma boys and Tohru.

Tohru glanced over at Yuki and Kyo nervously when she noticed that Tamaki was staring at her lustily, and Haruhi was giving him the evil eye. Uo and Hana both shot him their death stares equally as powerful, causing him to retreat back into his corner, cowering.

"Explain." Yuki asked crossing his arms.

"Simple, we have a little get together," Kyoya used air quotes profusely, trying to get his point across, "and everyone gets to see you at your best. We could shake things up at Ouran."

"All we would need is about two other boys we could use…" the twins piped up, going along with Kyoya.

"Well," Tohru glanced at the boys nervously and added, "Two other Sohma's are in Ouran with us, except they are first years."

"Don't send in the two year old brat!" Kyo growled and then mumbled to himself, "Just what I need, more morons to deal with…"

"Ahh, Momiji and Hatsuharu!" Kyoya nodded approvingly- clapping his hands in excitement, "We have a new commoner addition to out host club!"

"Excuse me Kyoya," Tohru looked at him curiously, "How do you know Momiji and Haru?"

"I have my sources." he replied, his glasses glaring in her direction eerily.

"Wait, we never agreed." Yuki glared, glancing at Tohru out of the corner of his eye, "I for one don't need another fan club."

"Yuki, give it a chance." Tohru looked at him eagerly and whispered in his ear, "I'll keep any girls from touching you."

He nodded and then Tamaki stepped forward proudly.

"Welcome to the club!"

Like the kiss? Ye, I enjoyed writing it too... (and no, the ye wasn't a typo) R&R READERS! *holds up a knocked-out Tamaki and twins* If you want them, you gotta update! *ties up the three hosts with rope* They won't be going anywhere...muahaha...