"How about Picture To Burn." She asked in her delicate voice.
I blushed furiously. "Not that one," I said desperately.
"Why not?" Alice asked disappointed.
"I went through a phase where I was very angry with Edward, and it's not the most complimentary song." I said embarrassed.
"Aw, c'mon, Eddie knows you love him, he won't mind." Emmett pouted.
"I'm actually quite curious to hear it." Edward said, smiling crookedly at me.
"Fine...but I did warn you." I sighed.
State the obvious
I didn't get my perfect fantasy
I realize you love yourself more than you could ever love me
Edward gaped at this. "Me love myself? More than you?"
So go and tell your friends that I'm obsessive and crazy
"Obssessive maybe, but not so much the crazy." Alice chuckled, then apologised after Esme scolded her.
That's fine; I'll tell mine your gay,
Emmett was the first to react, as he burst into laughter. Even Carlisle, the mature, lifesaving doctor, couldn't help but chuckle. Edward looked like his puppy had been kicked.
and by the way...
I hate that stupid old volvo you never let me drive
"My Volvo?" He whimpered.
You're a redneck heartbreak
Who's really bad at lying
So watch me strike a match on all my wasted time
As far as I'm concerned you're just another picture to burn.
"If I had the pictures," I frowned.
There's no time for tears
I'm just sitting here planning my revenge
"You were really mad,"Edward said shocked.
"Really? What did you expect, Edward?" Alice tutted.
There's nothing stopping me
From goin' out with all of your best friends.
Jasper and Emmett snorted at the look of horror on Edward's face.
And if you come around
Saying sorry to me
My daddy's gonna show you how sorry you'll be
Esme smiled slightly, at least Charlie was responsible and would look after his daughter.
'Cause I hate that stupid old volvo you never let me drive
You're a redneck heartbreak
Who's really bad at lying
So watch me strike a match on all my wasted time
As far as I'm concerned you're just another picture to burn.
And if you're missing me
You better keep it to yourself
Cos' coming back around here
Would be bad for your health
"I'm feeling pretty healthy right now." Edward chuckled.
'Cause I hate that stupid old volvo you never let me drive
You're a redneck heartbreak
Who's really bad at lying
So watch me strike a match on all my wasted time
In case you haven't heard
I really really hate that stupid old volvo you never let me drive
You're a redneck heartbreak
Who's really bad at lying
So watch me strike a match on all my wasted time
As far as I'm concerned you're just another picture to burn
Burn, burn, burn, baby, burn
you're just another picture to burn
Baby, burn...
"Haha, I loved that song." Emmett laughed.
"It was very entertaining." Carlisle agreed, much to my bewilderment.
"Yes, yes, so amusing." Edward said.
"Don't worry love, I'm not mad at you anymore."
"That's a very good thing." He murmured, his breath washing over my face, dazzling me.
"I think I was crazy when I wrote this." I laughed.
"What do you mean?" Rosalie asked.
"When I was writing it, the Burn, burn, burn, baby, burn, part meant something a lot different to a picture." I admitted.
"You would set me on fire?" Edward stuttered.
"Not now," I said, "then maybe, but now I wouldn't dare, I love you too much silly."
"I love you too."
"My turn to choose," Alice trilled.
I do not own twilight or the song 'Picture to Burn' by Taylor Swift.
Please R&R
What do you think Alice is gonna choose?