Snowmen
At a cantina. Ahsoka Tano, former Jedi, is sitting at the bar nursing a drink. She is dressed in a red vest, brown/tan pants and dark boots. Tano is joined by Asajj Ventress. They are both drinking to mourn the premature end of Star Wars: The Clone Wars.
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[A short, happy snowman toddles up to the bar next to Ventress.]
OLAF: Hi, everyone. I'm Olaf and I like warm hugs.
VENTRESS: What a coincidence. So does my lightsaber. Here (activates saber) why don't you two get acquainted.
OLAF: (Approaches red lightsaber) Oooh, pretty. (SCRRAZZZZ!) Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
VENTRESS: Serves him right.
AHSOKA: Watch out. He has a big brother named Marshmallow.
VENTRESS: Marshmallow? Really? Ha! I'm not afraid.
AHSOKA: Well, he's standing right next to you so maybe you should apologize.
VENTRESS: Oh yes, I'm going to be so afraid of a teeny, tiny snow man named Marshmallo… (Looks down expecting itty bitty snow man. Then cranes her neck up.) Mallow… oh… oh… oh. Oh you're a big one.
AHSOKA: Uh huh
VENTRESS: He seems terribly angry.
AHSOKA: Yep.
VENTRESS: This is going to hurt, isn't it?
AHSOKA: Like a mother.
VENTRESS: Tano, be a dear and call an ambulance for me.
AHSOKA: Already on it. (Whips out phone)
MARSHMALLOW: STAY! AWAY! FROM! OLAF! (Grabs Ventress by legs and starts flailing her back and forth) [WHAM! WHAM! WHAM! WHAM! WHAM! WHAM! WHAM!]
AHSOKA: Huh, he got that move from Hulk in The Avengers. (On phone) Hello, Tim Taylor Emergency Services? I need an ambulance. (Looks over at Ventress) …and bring a squeegee.
VENTRESS: …ow…