Ages:

Maria: 14

Ashley: 14

Ed: 14

Al: 13

Heya! Hope yur likin' the story...I think I have writer's block...

There was stunned silence all around 14 year old Ari's room on a Saturday morning.

"You...? You're Ed? Edward Elric? The guy I dream about?" Ari asked, not quite believing, she couldn't really tell it was him because he had bed head. Hate to tell it to ya, but your hair ain't wavy and beautiful all the time. The blonde nodded, a little freaked out by Ari's open mindedness. Ari's face brightened.

"Then that changes EVERYTHING!" She squealed. "Okay, let's go get started on the wedding plans!" She said, dragging him to her scarp booking stuff with all that crafts and stupid girly stuff.

"Wait! Wait!" Ed protested, but Ari was too busy showing him how she wants her wedding dress, and what type of shimmering peach she wants the cake to be and more stupid girly stuff. Ed sighed.

"Ari?" Ashley said, a little freaked out by Ari's sudden girliness, Ari was anti- girly. She even started the PAS program. Preps Are Stupid. Even KAP. Kill All Preps. It was disturbing like when you see two people making out, it's scary, disturbing, but you can't look away. Ashley and Maria slowly moved Ari away from Ed as she jabbered on about peaches and stuff.

"We are so sorry!" They said. Ari looked around. "Where did Ed go? How did I get here?" She shrugged and went to her closet to pick out her outfit for the day. She came out and went into her bathroom. She lives in a really nice home, better than mine. Has her own bathroom. Sweet huh? Anyways. She came back out and grabbed a towel. She looked at Ed. "Oh my GOD! It's Edward Elric!" She ran over to him and then stopped. "Oh, I'm just dreaming. But...What happened to your white horse? And...and where's your wavy long hair and my chocolates and roses? Am I having a nightmare?!" She began running in circles then stopped. "Whatever" She went back into her bathroom and got into the shower. Ashley and Maria were beyond freaked out. They were mortified. They were also embaressed. Then, it hit them. Why weren't they running over and huging the life out of Ed? Oh yeah, self dignity.

Edward was just staring at the closed bathroom door. "Okay..." He said, feeling awkward. Everyone was staring at him expectantly now. What did they want? He glared at them.

"What do you want? Darn it! Quit staring at me!" He turned around. "No matter what I do I can still feel the burn of your penetrating eyes!" Ed said, running out of the room and going to get some coffee.

Now Alphonse was scared. "Okay, I STILL HAVE NO CLUE OF WHERE THE HECK I"M AT!" He yelled. Then, everyone just fell over laughing. Ashley grabbed Al's arm and sat him down at Ari's japenese coffee table.

"You're behind the gate again...We kinda...poofed! You guys out of the TV" She said. Then she put her hands in the air. "Poof!" Al looked at her. Twitched. Blinked. "Poofed?" He asked. She put her hands up again. "Poof!"

Then Ed came back in, a cup of coffee in his hand. "Okay, what did I miss?" He asked, taking a sip.

"Poof!" Al said. Ed twitched. Coughed. "Poof?" Maria laughed. Al out his hand to his mouth to smell his breath. "Jeez, I'm still not sure whether or not we got drunk, or if I'm dreaming or somethng...my breath doesn't smell like beer" He just sat there muttering to himself, saying stuff like, "Maybe there was a hint of scotch, whiskey maybe?" He kept smelling his breath. Ashley shook her head. Idiot. She thought. Ed walked over to the computer.

"What's this?" He asked, reading the writing. He began to read it outloud.

"Edward put his hand on her leg and leaned forward to...WHO THE HECK WROTE THIS?" He began blushing fiercly. "This is! This is just sick!" He backed away frm the computer as if it were something dirty. Ashley and Maria began giggling. That too was rare. They don't do the gigglepuff thing. Suddenly, there was a horrible noise coming from Ari's bathroom.

"I'M ROLLING! THEY HATIN'! PATROLLIN' TRYIN' TO CATCH ME RIDIN' DIRTY!"

Everyone plugged their ears to try to muffle the horrific sound, but it didn't help.

"MY MUSIC, SO LOUD, I'M SWANGIN! I KNOW THEY HOPIN' THAT THEY GOIN' CATCH ME RIDIN' DIRTY! TRYING TO CATCH ME RIDIN' DIRTY! TRYIN' CATCH ME RIDIN' DIRTY!" Ari was obviously singing. If she starts to open her mouth to sing, you should run away. far away.

After about five more minutes of the deadly singing, she got out with nothing but a towel on.

Ed, being a horny disgusting male teenager, wouldn't stop staring. Ari looked at him confused.

"Omigosh! It's Ed!" She yelled, running to hug him. Sadly, her towel slipped.

There were shrieks all aound the room. Edward just stared.

Ari screamed and pulled her towel up. ( Everyone, this is just because I have writer's block! I'm not a sick cruel person! Well, except when I'm torturing Ed!)

"Pig!" She yelled, running to her closet to put her clothes on. Ashley and Maria looked at Ed in shame. He was so perverted! Nobody,, however, took the time to look at Al. I won't reveal to you guys what he did. It was what caused the shrieking. Well, yeah I will. He touched Ari's butt. Happy now?!!?!?!!

"What?" Ed said, blushing, much darker red now. Al was cracking up in his little corner where no one could notice him.

Sorry, it may be pretty bad, I have writer's block! But I knew I must update!!!!! I got me 5 reviews!!!!! Wee! Now, I must have more reviews! If I don't get at least 3 more for this chappie, I shall never write anymore!!!!!!!!!!!! So Review! Pwease????? Oh, and I'm having fun torturing Ed and Al. It's quite fun. You should try, the amusement is just utterly delicious!!! Tee hee!