The Art of Fighting

Busy little bee

Ahhhh! Im somewhat obsessed with martial arts almost as much as being an Otaku, I've praticed it for almost six years with Karate,Kung fu,Tae Kwon Do, and Muya Thai (all a little at a time). I enjoy it very much and I wish I can teach more people...oh! Im rambling on, lets get started!

"Hey, Soi Fon!" said Urahara with a smile, Soi Fon was still angry with Urahara because of how he was teasing her the night before. Soi Fon, Ukitake, and Urahara were walking to school where they would meet up with Yoruichi later. Soi Fon still had the image of Yoruichi in her undies the night before plastered in her mind. "Ah! Im such a perv!" though the squad two captian.

"What do you want candy breath?" asked Soi Fon

"I was just wondering how my friend was doing? Is that so much to ask?" joked Urahara as he adjusted his hat "Plus, we were wondering if you'd like to train with us after school today" the ex soul reaper added

"Hmmm...training at your house with lots of loud music in your death trap of a basement, that sounds like a great idea!" said Soi Fon

"Really?" a goofy smile crossed Urahara's face

"NO!"

"Its like this every morning" thought Ukitake "Almost like they're married or dating" he added

X

"Good morning everyone!" said the teacher, she has fair pale skin with long thick hair that swithced up so that she made a braided ponytail hang in front of her, she has a very kind face and a motherly personality to back it up. Ritsu Unohona is this lovely health teacher's name.

"Good morning Miss Unohana!" said everyone in class. Soi Fon sits in the front row of the class where she can't be destracted by others, even though she has superb mental focus when it comes to her studies however, this year is very different, Soi Fon has someone not so grand sitting behind her, some one who makes the little bee wish she were in a class with Omaeda, a husky yet musky smelling football player (Center/ Right Guard)who apparently fell in love with the squad two captian and wanted to sit near his crush in order to take all of Soi Fon's beauty, but Soi Fon was taking in Omaeda's foul stench. Luckily,she had Ukitake in her health class as well (Because he's trying to figure out more on tuberculosis and how to deal with it) so she'd have someone to talk to while she tried to be social with others.

While class went on, Miss Unohana had went on about different health topics such as eating right with diet and excersise and strength and conditioning with athletic sports. This would apply to both Soi Fon and Ukitake, as the new marital arts champion, Soi Fon needed to continue her training and studies to retain her status as Karakura town's new martial arts champion and that she could maybe one day win against her beloved Yoruichi.

X

Gigio Vega goes to the same High School as Soi Fon and the others but doesn't quite enjoy it as much as your average school kid. He was placed in two advanced classes due to his suprisingly sharp intelect, though his image as a martial artist was tattered thanks to Yoruichi Shihoin, he had to try and redefine himself with his studies. In the arrancar's mind he won't be satisfied, his life won't be truly back in order until he has knocked the former squad two captian off her perch for good; Once that happen's he'll be back in the saddle again.

"Now, when you have diluded that solution, take a look into the microscope you should see the results of what I've just mentioned to you" said the chemestry teacher Mayuri Kurotsuchi with a certian arrogance in his voice.

Vega's mind constantly drifted off towards vengence but he had to focus for now.

`X

On the outskirts of School, sat a black van with the lable "Sunfish Repair Works inc." it had been there from 8:00 am two men who had been inhabating the vehicle and been working in the school as repair men. However these two repairmen were seemed to be watching all people very closely, almost as if they were gathering information.

Later, after several hours of observation, the two men had finished most of the "Repairs" and returned to their colorful van filled with cleaning supplies and other basic equipment that matainance men would normally have. One of these men had constantly glanced out of the window as if he were looking for someone.

"Will you cut that out, you look like some kind of kidnapper when you do that!" yelled one man.

a muscular man with a headof blue hair, one glance would make you think he's some kind of jungle cat. Grimmjow Jaggerjack is this man's name. The otherman, tall and scrawny with greasy black hair and a eyepatch, Nnoitora Gilga another of these so-called "repairmen" had been glancing out the window "Eh? you say something?" espada number five was too focused on the task at hand, he had been looking at the large crowd of

students exiting the building.

"Who was that Yoruichi-Sama?" asked Soi Fon, Soi Fon, Yoruichi, Ukitake, and Urahara had been passed by one of their

fellow classmates, Ichigo Kurosaki, someone Urahara is currently training. He seemed very annoyed about something today

"Ahh! didn't I tell you to stop that!" Yelled the dark skinned girl "I think I've seen him before"

"Oh thats just Ichigo, I've been training him" said Kisuke

"You sure have been training a lot of people lately Kisuke, are you finally going to start your martial arts school?" asked the

squad thirteen captian, Urahara had been planning after graduation, to start himself a martial arts school where he would teach

his unique martial arts style, a mix of Kung Fu and Muya Tai, Ichigo Kurosaki had agreed to become his first student.

"Yeah I can't wait!" Kisuke said with a goofy smile

About a few feet away from them was Gigo Vega who was walking unusually fast, well, usuall for him he wasn't very social due

to his arrogant nature. Nnoitora had snapped awake as soon as he caught sight of Vega's black hair

"Ah! Hey Grimmjow its him! thats the guy!" the scrawny espada shouted waking Grimmjow from his cat nap

"AHHH! WHAT THE HELL'S THE MATTER WITH YOU SHOUTING LIKE THAT!" he yelled throwing a full can of soda

at his partner's head.

"Ah, I don't have time for this!" Nnoitora started the van and casually drove in the direction their intended target was headed.

X

"Well, here we are!" cheered Urahara as he opened the door to the "death trap" basement Soi Fon mentioned before. But it was

different this time, the supposed "death trap" was actually...clean! and referbished. The place was fully stocked with weight

benches, punching bags, speed bags and all kinds of martial arts weapons that would drive any martial aritst wild!

"Woah, Kisuke, when did this happen?" said Yoruichi in complete awe of the newly referbished building

"A few months ago, my uncle had gotten it done for me before he passed away a week later" said the blonde ex-soul reaper

who started to smile as it had gotten quiet in the room but the silence was broken when Urahara started "Well, lets get started

Soi Fon? are you ready?" joked Urahara

"Somehow, I think you're making fun of me!" said Soi Fon in an angry tone, but she dissmissed it this time because she was

getting ready to show off for her beloved Yoruichi.

X

A young man was brought to a damp and dreary basement where he was sat in a crappy wodden seat.

"Ah! what are you bastards doing!" the teen shouted at the two putting too much pressure on his shoulders

"Grimmjow, Nnoitora thats enough, lets let our guest realx" said a calm voice, the bag was removed from Vega's head and he caught sight of a very good looking man with brown eyes and brilliant thick brown hair.

"Wh-Who are you?" said Vega, Aizen simply looked at the arrancar and widended his smile.

"Lets just say, I'm someone who can help you" he turned around in his chair towards his extended outlook of the city, he then added "If you can help me"

"This is such a cliche" thought Vega with a sickly look on his face, which then turned into a smile and then full on laughter

"Let me guess" he rose out of his chair fast but was forced back into his seat by Nnoitora

"Uhh...Let me guess, you're some kind of government agent who randomly chose me from a list of millions of others, to save the world from some evil scientist bent on world domination" Vega started to get childish enough to throw in menaichal laughter. Aizen however wasn't laughing, but it was so hard to tell with him just sitting there smiling.

"What a weirdo" thought both Grimmjow and Nnoitora

"No...I simply propousing we make a deal, that is, if you are interested...Gigo Vega" the dangerous soul reaper said

"Im listening" said Vega as he propped his feet up on Aizen's neat and tidy desk.

Yes, even though this is Bleach, Shonen Jumps pride and joy, I have to make you laugh and I have to ask...is is working? do I need to do something even weirder yet stay in the storyline? Some of the characters mention throughout this chapter are going to be used in later chapters, because what's Bleach without a little Ichigo Kurosaki action eh? alright alright! shows over...for now =)

Nyaaaaaa!

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