GAHAHAHA. HIGH.

TehOdd1 xoox

Vergil blinked at his brother. Dante was currently facing away from him, in a pink tutu, ass wiggling in the air as he pointed at various demons all over the arena. He had set this up as a trap, but now Dante was seeming to enjoy it.

And now Dante was currently molesting a demon to the face.

Oooookaaaayy....

The demon retreated to a corner, and Vergil picked it up and cooed at it, in a creepy way because, honestly, Vergil Sparda was not the kind of person to coo to things, and was out of practise, but for the sake of this fic he WILL BE COOOING. Coo, damn you!

Vergil spun Dante around and pahed him to please all the twincest diggers out there, but to redeem himself in TehOdd1's eyes, punches Dante in the gut.

Dante makes a funny noise, and Vergil giggles, yes GIGGLES, because that's something Vergil just wouldn't do, standing there and doing nothing but giggle whilst Dante recoups on the floor. And then Dante farted, because thye author thinks that farts are still funny at her age, and decides that a huge gust of wind tears Dante's tutu off and sweeps Vergil onto his ass, with the tutu hanging off his head in a very lopsided manner.

So Vergil cocked an eyebrow at the narrorator, and the narrorator picked up a harpoon and started waving it around. Verbally, of course, 'cuz narrorators don't do much else then sit here and be bored out of their skulls whilst the characters have lots of fun. Which is really all their fault, 'cuz, let's face it, the author and the narrorator are often the same person, so we have no one to blame but OURSELVES.

Revolution. OhEmGee.

Vergil and Dante tried to run away but a giant billboard advertising something stupid fell ontop of them, and they were stuck.

"Oh no." said Vergil, whilst Dante said "Oh noes."

The narrorator giggles a litte, because she can just imagine the two of them, trapped under something as stupid as a billboard advertising something stupid - let's say Mcdonalds, 'cuz there are so many ads for pissa in the DMC universe that Maccas feels abandoned and emo - So the boys are trapped, even though they're half demons and could possibly laser beam the advertising for Maccas to death and beyond with their half demon powers.

Speaking of asvertising... xXxzeldaxXx pops up next to CallMehTehOdd1, and nodds vigorusly, adding that the only way the narrorator's will ever get any action is if they're in the story. So, because xXxzeldaxXx is awsome and smexual and everything, she teleports and lands on top of where Vergil is squished but still lookin' sexy as all hell, and he wrapps his arms around her.

He might've been trying to strangle her, but hey, who knows? It's Vergil, no one knows squat about Vergil, 'cus he's workin' the emo look.

CallMehTehOdd1 lands on Dante and they play strip monopoly, purely because making Dante strip is something CallMehTehOdd1 enjoys doing.

So half naked, Vergil jumps off a building with xXxzeldaxXx in his embrace because they are going to have baby-licious baibiess together and live happily ever after, and Dante is nude (hehee, I like that word) and then TehOdd1 and him have a round of very steamy, hot, saucy, kinky, sweaty, smexual, A-grade, porn worthy, game of Uno.

Hehehehe. Cop that boys. XD