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Yuga Aoyama- The Diamond
Mina Ashido- Pinky
Tsuyu Asui- Soft
Tenya Iida- Sharp
Ochako Uraraka- Squishy
Mashirao Ojiro- floof master
Denki Kaminari- yeet
Eijirou Kirishima- Pointy
Koji Kouda- Snow White
Rikido Satou- Cooking by the Book
Mezou Shouji- coochie gang
Kyouka Jirou- ears
Hanta Sero- smile
Fumikage Tokoyami- Dark Knight
Shouto Todoroki- Shouto
Tooru Hagakure- Violet
Katsuki Bakugou- Big Bitch Energy
Izuku Midoriya- Small Might
Momo Yaoyorozu- Marina
Hitoshi Shinsou- uwu
Heroes
All Might- Large Dad
Eraserhead- why
Midnight- kinkshaming is my kink
Present Mic- Radio Ga Ga
Cementoss- Onix
Nezu- Top Bitch
Vlad King- Schlorp
Snipe- McCree
Thirteen- space
Ectoplasm- Skeletor
Power Loader- Robots
Hound Dog- Incineroar
Recovery Girl- Mercy
Tensei Iida- sonic's leg hair
Lunch Rush- Gordon Ramsay
6:45 am
The DIamond: can I get uuhhhhhhhhhhh some sleep around here for once?
smile: who in the fresh fuck is playing smoke weed at full blast at the hour of our lord and savior all might?
Pointy: yall of my god it's Kami, Shinsou, and Shouji
Pointy: they're standing outside Bakubro's window
Marina: Hello?
Small Might: you know, I should've expected this kind of bullshit for Kacchan's birthday
Small Might: but I was really hoping I wouldn't be woken up for it
Pinky: oH GOD THAT'S RIGHT IT'S 4/20
smile: OH SHIT WHADDUP
smile: HAPPY BIRTHDAY Big Bitch Energy
Soft: Happy birthday, Katsuki, kero.
Snow White: o(^◇^)o
ears: Big Bitch Energy happy birthday dank weed bitch
[Squishy] changed [Big Bitch Energy]'s name to [Birthday Bitch Energy].
Pointy: First of all, happy birthday, Bakugou!
Pointy: Second of all, uwu coochie gang yeet please stop blasting that music, you might get in trouble!
yeet: our job is done, lads. lets go hug our boyfriend
uwu: he might kill us tho
coochie gang: worth it.
Shouto: Gay.
coochie gang: you bet
Birthday Bitch Energy: ears Squishy bitch
Squishy: uwu
Birthday Bitch Energy: Shouto biggest bitch
Shouto: That's fair.
11:32 pm
Server: [then perish].
Members: [Large Dad], [Why], and 13 others.
Gordon Ramsay: so uh
Gordon Ramsay: why Radio Ga Ga I guess that Kaminari, Shinsou, and Shouji have started doing a kazoo cover of Smoke Weed Every Day
Mercy: ah...
Mercy: That's not the name of the song, though, is it?
McCree: nah, but nobody can remember it
Skeletor: I love how RG just knows this
why: god dammit i knew these kids were gonna pull some bullshit today
kinkshaming is my kink: wasn't expecting it from shouji, but then again that kids an enigma sometimes. love their enthusiasm towards a holiday tho!
why: stop
Large Dad: I've been told that today is young Bakugou's birthday!
why: there it is
Radio Ga Ga: That explains it!
Schlorp: Eraser what the fuck is wrong with your kids
why: i could ask the same thing about both of ours
Schlorp: bitch
Gordon Ramsay: should we,,, do something about it? Bakugou kinda looks like he might murder
why: itll probably be fine
why: if something happens i can just punish all of them during training today
Top Bitch: A wonderful idea!
sonic's leg hair: evil,,,
Top Bitch: Says the one whose name is "sonic's leg hair."
sonic's leg hair: u rite
soooooo I died a little, but I'm trying to get back into the swing of things!
here's something for Bakugou's birthday, which totally isn't late!