Jasper is my favorite of the Twilight men, and as I was reread through Supernatural quotes, I kept finding a lot that I could picture with Jasper. Most of them were just really short scenes – shorter than even a drabble – so I decided to combine a couple in one chapter, to make up for the lack of length.

Jasper is such an underused character, so I hope you enjoy these brief moments of the delicious Texan, for all those (who, like me) need a little Jasper fix ever now and then. ;)

Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight. If I did then Emmett and Dean would have the most epic prank war ever.

Chapter 3: A Tasting of Jasper

Dean: You're not gonna try to kill me, are you?

Sam: No.

Dean: Good. 'Cause that would be awkward.

~Season 1, Asylum

It had been a week since the incident in Italy. A week since Edward had come back to Forks. And in that time, Bella and Edward were, understandably, rarely apart. They usually kept to their meadow or Edward's room. They also had a tendency to haunt the piano, where Edward would play Bella's lullaby. (Which, ok, might be endearing to them, and a lovely piece of music, but it was starting to annoy the rest of the house. I mean, just how many times can you listen to the same song in so short a period of time? They were vampires, for Christ sake! They had perfect memories. No need to hear it this often! …Not that they would say anything to the happily reunited couple, of course.)

It eventually came the time where Edward had to feed. Naturally, he was loath to leave her, and she was destitute to be divided from him, even for so brief a time. Emmett and Carlisle decided to keep Edward company, since they were feeling a bit peckish. After a dramatic parting scene, Edward was off with the boys to go hunting, and Bella was left at the mansion to await his arrival. Alice, Esme and Jasper stayed with Bella to help entertain her so the time would go by quicker.

Bella decided to turn on the tv for mindless amusement. Alice sat at her feet, and Esme sat in the love seat to the left. Jasper stood there awkwardly for a few moments before catching Bella's questioning eye.

Bella quirked an eyebrow and asked Jasper, "You're not going to try to kill me, are you?"

Jasper, if possible would have flushed in embarrassment at this comment. As it was he ran a hand through his blond locks and gave a sheepish, "no."

Bella turned back to the tv and replied with a smirk. "Good. 'Cause that would be awkward."

[The boys knock on Ash's door. Eventually, he answers it – stark naked. The guys look stricken and desperately try to keep their eyes as high as possible.]
Sam: Ash, we need your help.
Ash: Well, hell then. I guess I need my pants.

~Season 2, Simon Says

Carlisle was frustrated. He was annoyed. He was…other similar adjectives. Carlisle knew who he could go to for help with his project, but it was Tuesday, and it was 8:46. That meant that his possible helper was unavailable – technically – for another 14 minutes. Every third Tuesday of the month, between 7pm and 9pm, it was requested that he was left alone, undisturbed, so he could relax. With what he had to go through on a daily basis, it was understandable. Carlisle tried to respect his family members' desire for privacy.

Carlisle sighed.

Carlisle paced.

Carlisle sifted and fidgeted.

He took another look at his watch. 8:50. Indulging in his rarely impatient behavior, Carlisle decided that 10 minutes was nothing, and that he wouldn't mind being disturbed. He walked upstairs to his room, and knocked on the door.

Nothing.

Carlisle knocks on the door for a second time. Eventually, Jasper answers the calling. Naked. Stark naked. No clothing whatsoever. Carlisle is completely taken aback by the seemingly random and pointless nudity (since he knows Alice is currently downstairs looking through fashion magazines with Rose). Caught off guard, Carlisle does his best to keep his eyes as high as possible and to act as unaffected as he can.

"Jasper, I need your help." Carlisle is proud to have completed the full sentence without a tremble or odd tone to his voice.

Jasper, with a slight sigh nods his head. "Well, hell then," he drawled. "I guess I need my pants."

Totally random I know! That scene in Simon Says is one of my favorite in the series. It's so funny! If you haven't seen it, I would youtube it.

I hope you enjoyed your brief foray into Jasper-land! He is sure to continue to make more appearances in the drabble series, that I will try harder to update.

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