i know that the chapters are short, i'm working on it. sometimes i have the basic idea of what i want the chapter to be, and i can write about two paragraphs, then i don't know how to get it to flow correctly. if that makes sense.

this fic isn't my top priority.

Beca took a gulp of her Coke, using her free hand to log in to her geek chat-room. It was old-fashioned, considering no one really uses chat-rooms anymore, but Beca is pretty sure that was the point. Grinning as she saw her friends begin to greet her, Beca prepared herself mentally for the avalanche of hardcore geek-dom.

jamesblonde: Hey, B. Was starting to think you abandoned us.

buffythelesbianslayer: dude, no. i would never. you guys are my only friends!

pianohumper: Aww, you're sweet. How'd the banquet go?

buffythelesbianslayer: about as good as you'd expect it to.
buffythelesbianslayer: i met a really hot girl though

! jamesblonde jumps up and down in excitement for b !

geekyfriday: Oooh!

buffythelesbianslayer: she's like, wonder woman hot, guys. i swear. but i think she might have a thing with her roommate Chloe

; jamesblonde falls on her ass ;

jamesblonde: Ah, B. Isn't Chloe your roommate's older sister?

buffythelesbianslayer: yeah

pianohumper: That sucks.

geekyfriday: Ow, shit. Why do you think that?

buffythelesbianslayer: they're just like really touchy feely

: darthvader signed on :

darthvader: Hey guys!

; jamesblonde waves at darthvader ;

pianohumper: Hey dude

geekyfriday: Hey!

darthvader: What you guys talking about?

jamesblonde: B met a hot chick

darthvader: Wonder Woman hot, or Buffy hot?

buffythelesbianslayer: both

! darthvader falls to ground clutching chest !

Beca cackled, grinning at her screen. Sucking in a deep breath, she began to type.

buffythelesbianslayer: but...

; darthvader gets on knees, staring at b ;

buffythelesbianslayer: i think she's with someone

; darthvader sighs ;

buffythelesbianslayer: not like i had a chance anyways

geekyfriday: Don't say that! You could!

buffythelesbianslayer: she's one of them

jamesblonde: One of who?

pianohumper: Sorry guys. T had me tied up.

buffythelesbianslayer: TMI, PIANO

pianohumper: Not literally.
pianohumper: Anyways. She means that the Wonder Woman hot chick was preppy.

jamesblonde: And?

buffythelesbianslayer: girls like her, they don't fall for girls like me. it's always girls like me who fall for the hot preppy girl and expect it to end in like sparks. but it never does.

; darthvader is taken aback by b's deepness ;

geekyfriday: Damn..

; pianohumper sniffles ;

jamesblonde: She might not be like them.

buffythelesbianslayer: idk. she probably is. i gotta go, guys! have fun!

! buffythelesbianslayer flashes you all on the way out !

: buffythelesbianslayer signed off :

x x x

Valencia knew she'd fucked up when the words came out of her mouth. She isn't quite sure why she just admitted to her best friend that she'd never seen Buffy the Vampire Slayer, but she did. It lead them to the couch, with Beca mumbling about Valencia not having good taste in TV shows, while popping the first season DVD in. "You ready to watch the coolest show ever?"

"Isn't that, like... Sex and the City?" Beca gasped. Plopping down onto the couch, she turned her head to stare at her best friend while the title screen flashed on the television.

"I'm offended. Buffy is hands down the coolest TV show, because not only was it one of the first woman-saves-the-world shows, it was also the first TV show to feature a long-term lesbian relationsh-"

"You're such a fucking nerd." Valencia cut Beca off, staring at her friend. "Like, you shock me sometimes. I know you're a nerd, like, look at you!" Valencia chuckles, motioning to Beca's clothing. "But, I never realized just how much of a nerd you really are. It's a surprise every time you start to babble about weird shit I don't understand." Valencia frowned, "If you want a girlfriend, you're gonna need to chill."

Beca looked down at her lap, not even bothering to tell her friend the show was on. Tell me something I don't know.