"You know I thought Iwagakure would have had people accustomed to being hit with large metal objects while guarding the entry; metal isan element after all." Kris said, eating pokey. There were now in the center of the rocky village, making their way through the crowded streets.
Jen shrugged, keeping her eyes open for any Yaoi shop that might appear, "No one stands a chance against Chad" she smiled.
Kris thought for a moment then shook her head in agreement. "Ok, we'll need to check into an Inn for a while, from what I've heard this, Hajiis really hard to find. He likes to hang out at bars and clubs at night, so you need to keep in mind when we go out. We need to focus on work and not get-", Kris looked around finding herself alone. "Jen!!!" she cried.
Several people in the streets threw glares and dirty looks at Kris.
"What!" Kris yelled throwing her hands in the air. "I lost my kid!"
She only received more angry glares, with a touch of disgust in each one.
After searching for 20 minutes or so, Kris sighed in defeat. After mentally going through the worst possible scenarios Kris decided Jen could handle herself and started making her way to one of the more expensive Inns.
When Kris got to the room, she stared in awe. There were two mattresses on the floors with silk bedding and a fireplace on the opposite wall; it came complete with a porch that lead out to a Zen garden. Kris had never seen anything so nice...then again, Tsunade payed them minimum wage...well technically it wasn't but Jen had to forfeit half their pay to pay for all the medical bills she piled up when she went on Chad rampages.
"This is fucking awesome!" a familiar voice chirped behind her. Kris turned to find Jen, hurrying to one of the beds to lay out the weapons and decide which ones should be sharpened.
"Jen!" Kris shrieked, waving her arm in the air. "Where were you, I was worried sick, and you were no where to be found, you could have blown our cover!" she freaked.
"Relax, I only went to see if there were any yaoi shops, and I asked around about Haji, you were right, he usually hangs out at night" she said sharpening a shiny katana.
Once again, a drop of sweat went down Kris's forehead. "You don't say?"
"We should get ready for tonight, it's gonna be a pain in the ass and a lot of work finding this guy, its weird though, you would have though that if had something to do with disappearances they would have arrested him or something" Jen sad going behind the screen and changing out of her clothes into a towel.
"Eh…you know how they are about villages arresting other village's criminals." She muttered into her pillow.
"Yeah, yeah, well get ready I'll be in the bath house, don't take to long, he only lingers during certain hours."
"Sure, ok-", Jen threw a pillow at Kris to ensure she was awake.
"I mean it Kris" said her fading voice; she had already gone out the doorway, heading for the baths.
Rolling her eyes, Kris realized Jen was right. This was stupid, why the hell did MoMo get caught up in all this! "The things I do for my friends" she said changing into only a towel as well. "I mean, she's more than a friend, she's like family, I mean, eh, what do I mean?, as soon as this is over we're all moving to Suna together, Kankuro said he could get us rooms in the Kazekage's mansion. And then I'm going to see a doctor so I can get stuff to help me quit talking to myself"
Kris soon joined Jen in the steamy hot spring like baths. It felt good after traveling for so long. They had been laughing at joking, just relaxing when they heard a noise on the other side of the bamboo fence, like it was cracking, putting their towels back on quickly they stood up just in time to avoid being squashed by none other than Jiraiya.
"What the fuck is wrong with you man!!" Kris shrieked recognizing the man.
"Aren't you supposed to be studying, yaoi, not yuri! By the way can I have your autograph, I'm a huge Icha Icha Yaoi fan!!" Jen said squealing.
"Jen, he was just spying on us!" Kris said pointing at Jiraiya who was now trying to come up with excuses and shaking his head, denying ever even being there.
"Well, spit it out, why were you behind that fence!?" yelled an angry Kris.
"I was doing important research nearby and I heard your voices, they sounded familiar so I thought I should check it out! Why are you guys here anyways!" he said quickly.
"We could ask you the same thing" Jen replied.
"I told you, research! And I asked first!"
Kris and Jen exchanged quick glances before nodding.
Taking a deep breath Kris started, "Our friend MoMo went missing, and we think a man named Haji knows where she is, so we cam here to find him. We were heading out to do that tonight..."
"MoMo, heh? Well, I don't know about her, but I know a guy named Haji, I can take you to him if you'd like" said Jiraiya giving a smug smile.
Jen and Kris grinned at each other, unable to believe their luck.
"On one condition though" Kris said, ceasing the excitement.
"Oh, what would that be?" Jiraiya asked.
Kris smirked and looked down before unleashing her fury upon the poor man. "YOU GET OUT OF HERE AND LET US GET DRESSED!!!!"
Jen laughed as Jiraiya disappeared quicker than a flash of light. They got dressed and met Jiraiya in the Inn lobby.
"Lead the way pervy sage!" Jen smiled.
The sage rolled his eyes before leading them out into night fall. He led them to a real suave looking club. There were a couple of human shaped boulders by the doors and a line about a mile long.
"Great, how the fuck are we suppose to get in the mother fucking place!" Kris yelled quietly. Jen looked at her hopefully while holding up her trusty metal bat.
"Chad?" Jen asked with a evil glance at the human boulders. Jiraiya gave her a funny look while Kris just patted her on the head.
"Not this time kiddo." Kris said with an apologetic smile. Jen pouted and Chad disappeared back to wherever she keeps him. Which Kris still hasn't discovered to this day.
"Just so you know mum there is absolutely no other way that we're gonna get in. At least not in time to meet Haji. I mean look at that line!" Jen complained as she waved her hand in the direction of the ridiculously long line.
"Hm you might have a point there…"Kris said as she eyed the hellish line. Neither of them wanted to go stand in it.
"Well girls this is where I come in. Just follow my lead and we'll be in therein no time." The toad sage said with a smirk. The girls turned to look at him.
"Is that why you made us dress up in these ridiculous outfits?" Kris asked with a skeptical eye. Kris was in a super short, low cut, red dress, with red stilettos, and a matching red purse. Jen was in the a black tube top with a matching black mini skirt and stilettos.
"Yeah, that's the only reason. Now come on ladies, I'll show you how to make an entrance." Jiraiya said as he put an arm around each girl and began to walk right towards the door. Kris freaked out a bit when he touched her but Jen caught on to his plan right away and fell into her role rather quickly.
"Get your filthy hands off me you swine!" Kris hissed at the toad lover.
"Relax Yuki. This is just like that covert mission we had in the rain village." Jen said quietly right before they got to the front door. Kris's eyes widened in realization.
"Ooh Jiraiya-sama hold me tighter, tee~hee~hee!" Kris squealed in her best attempt to mimic Sakura's voice when she talked about Sasuke. She really hated doing missions like this. Somehow she always ended up a hoe.
"Ne ne Raiya-sama your such a wonderful author. What did you say your latest book was called?" Jen asked imitating Ino instead of Sakura since she couldn't stand the pinkette at all.
"Oh you know Icha Icha Violence. Anything you want doll. Hey boys. You remember me right? I brought another pair of ladies tonight since I dug the place so much. Yuki, Suki introduce yourselves to Kohaku and Naraku." Jiraiya said with a sly smile.
"Hehehe Yo boys my names Suki-chan. Maybe I'll see you guys inside, ne?" Jen said in a seductive voice.
"Oh Jiraiya-sama you didn't tell us suck lookers worked here. Ohayo guys my names Yuki-chan. I hope we can get to know each other really well." Kris giggled. The three walked right past the guards who had begun to drool. The three walked in to find a hoping club filled with dancing and drinking people.
"Yeah this place looks like fun!" Jen said excitedly. "Raiya-sama do you wanna dance with me?" she asked with puppy eyes.
"Hahaha! Maybe later cutie. I'm gonna go have a drink. Why don't you to go warm up for me?" Jiraiya said with a leer.
"Mou fine, but mark my words, I will get that dance!" Jen swore as she pulled Kris to the dance floor and the old perv went to the bar. The two girls got onto the dance floor and started to totally outshine everyone else there. Just as they were starting to really get into it a couple of guys walked up to them. One had long raven hair in a low ponytail, pale skin, and red eyes with black dots in them. He was wearing a tight black muscle shirt with a red cloud at the top right that had a red and white fan inside it, and black skinny jeans with chains on them. The other had on a black turtleneck with the sleeves stylishly ripped off, and red clouds on it. He had on a pair of black leather pants that also had some chains on them. He had light blue skin, dark blue hair, and three gill like marks under each eye. He had on a necklace with a large sharks teeth on it.