Hey guys so this is chapter 3 :) I'm so sorry that my chapters were short....I promise, this one's gonna be long. I think. Haha ;) Enjoy! This chapter is dedicated to Alex Malto xD She Loves Green Day xD

I DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT.....*sigh*

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Emmet's POV

I got in my jeep- my oh so big jeep. It was a beast, I tell you. I started the thing and it kinda stratled me at first. I drove slowly at first and drove faster as I heard She's A Rebel by Green Day play on the stereo. It was the perfect song.

She's a rebel

She's a saint

She's the salt of the earth

And she's dangerous

I got in the parking lot and I noticed a few dudes and Alice staring at me wide-eyed. I didn't bother turning the stereo off because the song would so make cool background music as I make my dramatic entrance. I opened the door as the music boomed:

She's a rebel

Vigilante

Missing link on the brink

Of destruction

From Chicago to Toronto

She's the one that they

Call old whatsername

I got down dramatically from the beast. Like I said, nothing beats a hot babe coming down from a beast like my jeep. I flipped my hair and got my bag.

She's the symbol

of resistance

and she's holding on my

heart like a hand grenade

I closed the door and guys started gathering around me. Was I hot? or Was I hot? I smirked as I saw Alice shocked and Rose laughing. Bet she didn't see that coming; Singing the lyrics of the song and not thinking about your plan to get back at Alice really helps.

Alice's POV

Oh my fuc-..."Alice!" Rose yelled at me. "Look at him! Ignoring those guys while he's looking hot as a girl.....isn't it.....pure genius?" She asked with a smile. As Elaine came to us, boys lining up behind her, she snickered and shooed the boys away so he could talk privately with me.

"Hello, dear, lovable, kind sister of mine." He greeted.....sarcasm all over it.

"Why, good morning, Elaine!" I greeted back with an innocent-looking smile.

"What the hell were the two of you thinking leaving me at home with only a bycicle and my beast in the garage?!" He demanded. I was about to explain my evil plan but he cut me short.

"Whatever it was you were thinking, Thank you. Because of that I have my very own man-slaves. Oh, by the way. Thanks for not letting me wear high-heels."

"Oh, sure Elaine, just let those man-slaves of yours follow you around all day." I said trying to sound positive. He looked thoughtful for a moment until he suddenly had a look on his face that said 'what-the-hell-did-I-just-do?!'. Me and Rose laughed it off and went inside the school leaving a confused Emmet in the parking lot.

Emmet's POV

"Oh, sure Elaine, just let those man-slaves of yours follow you around all day."

"Follow you around all day.......follow you around all day.....follow you around all day....."

Alice's words rang in my head over and over. All day? I started thinking more into it as I went to the office to get my new schedule. Ms. Cope smiled up at me as I took the schedule from her hands. I got Bio first and I had it with Rosalie! Cool....I think. I entered the classroom and went up to the teacher's desk. "Miss Elaine...Cullen?" The bald dude asked. "Yes, sir. I am one of Alice Cullen's cousins." I explained giving a sweet smile to the old geezer. He stared at me for a moment and he snapped out of it as I got the schedule from his hand slowly. Guys and girls were staring at me as I made my way to Rose's table. She was trying ot hold back laughter. She was gonna say something but the teacher started teaching. She passed me a note.

Way to seduce the teacher on your first day, Elaine.

I had to do what I had to do :D

Great, you turned our teacher into a pedophile (pedophilia)xD

It's great to know that I changed someone for the good xDD

Yeah, sure. Whatever. Go listen to the 'pedophile' so you won't fail the quiz.

Shoot. I forgot to study last night. D:

Awww. Poor you. Y'know what? I don't care. Get your ass on in studying.

Yes, mother. :P

Good boy.

I listened to what the midget in front was saying, really I did! But nothing just seemed to enter my mind. We were about to take out some paper for the quiz but the bell suddenly rang. Thank you. I got up and fixed my things while Rose was waiting for me.

"What's your next class?" Rose asked her voice filled with hope.

"Gym." I said flatly.

"Aww, I have English next." She said disappointed.

"Oh, okay. See ya later, Rose." I waved at her.

"Yeah, sure." she replied.

I walked to the gym and changed in the locker rooms. Whoa. Half-naked chicks giggling and jumping. Maybe being a girl wasn't so bad after all.....

After changing I went out to the gym and saw that we were playing basketball....PERFECT. Great chance to show more of this 'Elaine'. A few girls asked me to sit and chat with them on the bleachers, but I said no and their eyes went wide as I told them that I was gonna play basketball with the guys.

*****OKAY GUYS, I DON'T KNOW HOW TO PLAY BASKETBALL SO I DON'T KNOW HOW THE HELL I'M SUPPOSED TO WRITE THIS PART. I'M REALLY SORRY BUT I THINK THAT I'LL JUST SKIP IT*****

Basketball was awesome! The girls kept on complimenting me and some guys even asked me out. If only they knew. Heh, losers. I got dressed again and went to my other classes until the bell for lunch rang. I fixed my things in my bag and went out of the classroom. I was heading to the cafeteria but Mike suddenly stopped me. Mike Newton....I thought he was hitting on Bella? He came walking towards with me a smile that was supposed to look innocent.

"Hello, Elaine." He beamed at me. I so badly wanted to ignore him but I decided to have some fun.

"Oh! Hello there, you must be Mike Newton." I said seductively.

"Yeah, so I guess chicks do talk about Spikey-Mikey." He laughed. Spikey-Mikey? I had to laugh but I hid it with a cough.

"Oh, Spikey-Mikey, what can I do for you?" I purred.

"I was just wondering, maybe you would like to go out with me tonight." Keep wondering, 'cause you ain't getting any answers from this chick.

"Oh," I started, looking surprised. I leaned closer and he leaned in to. I was at his ear and whispered, "In your dreams, chica." I left him and made my way to the cafeteria. I saw Alice, and Rosalie grinning like goofs. I walked to the table and took my seat. I was about to ask what they were so happy about until Alice let out a loud laugh.

"What?" I asked, very confused.

"You....shouldn't.....have....done that!" Alice said in between her giggles. Rosalie started laughing and pointed somewhere. I looked behind me and saw Mike Newton making his way to the table looking pissed. Wow.

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Cliffy! Muahaha :)