Hey guys, I'm deciding to throw a story in before leaving on the trip.
I have a guy stalking me on team viewer, he's pointing out typo's o.o…
Alright, what now? A word from my beta : BITCHES LOVE THE STORY REVIEW IT OR I WILL RAPE YOUR MOTHER SO HARD YOU WILL FEEL AN ACHE IN YOUR BELLY BUTTON! That is all. -God of Pain
Alright, that … never mind… anti disclaimers!
I FUCKING OWN NARUTO, DON'T AGREE, GO HAVE SASUKE RAPE YOUR ASSHOLE ALONG WITH KISHIMOTO! FANFICTION, FUCK YEAH! Btw, Sasuke has a 1 inch long dick. (Most of this was written by a certain Pain God…)
I'd like to thank xNamikazeKyuubix, Kyoki no Kage and my beta, Itami no Kami (God of Pain) for helping with this story, he even wanted to help when he was drooling over his keyboard because he needed sleep, I sent him off to bed though. Yes I can do that, I own him too. Lol
Itami no Kami: I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU FOR THAT!
Me: OH SHIT, RUN!
Itami no Kami: I'LL FUCKING STICK A KNIFE SO FAR UP YOUR ASSHOLE YOU'LL BE SHITTING WOOD AND METAL FOR THE NEXT 30 HOURS!
Me: That's why I hired Sasugay and Kishimoto! GET HIM GUYS, YOU CAN RAPE HIM NOW!
Itami no Kami: OH GOD NO THE HOMOSEXUALITY! *dies* That is all. I think… *Reads the script again* Oh right, I got so many fav's on the previous chapter, yet no single review besides from my awesome friends, wth is that o.o… Review people! REVIEW! xXx
Me: *runs away before they turn on me*
Random quote is random, so I'm not going to put a random quote here since it's random!
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Naruto opened his eyes slowly. He tried to grab his head, feeling a headache, but was not able to move his arms due to a weight on his chest. Rapidly blinking his eyes he tried to see what was keeping his hands down, or rather, what was lying on him. After one minute of trying to open his eyes he was able to keep them open. Looking down he noticed the weight was under the covers.
Great, how am I going to get out of this mess… He idly thought.
After half a minute of trying to get the covers off him with either his head or feet he gave up and laid there waiting for the breathing frame on him to get up. Looking around the room he slowly remembered where he was. He looked out the window and saw that there were only a few people up. The sun was low right now, and he figured that the early birds were probably up to take a morning stroll or they were doing their job to guard the streets.
I still wonder why they are guarding the streets in the morning though…
He heard the breathing of the object on him to speed up, but it eventually reverted back to a sleeping pace. Naruto had held his breath, and now slowly let it out. After one minute he got his breathing under control and tried to wake up the person under the covers with him.
"Hey… Hey… Are you awake?'' Naruto asked uncertain to who or what he was talking. It certainly felt like a human but he could never be too sure.
He heard moans under the covers, the one a person would make when he or she was just waking up.
Waiting for the person or thing to wake up he once again held in his breath. After a few seconds he finally felt movement under the covers. Staring intently at the covers he didn't notice that the frame went limp again, his right hand however, was now free. Noticing the figure stopped moving expect the movement caused by breathing Naruto tried to wake up the person once again. Still not aware that his right arm was no longer held down Naruto accidently moved his right hand a bit, causing him to touch a tail. Shocked Naruto immediately lay frozen with his hand still touching the apparent animal's tail. It felt as soft as silk, even though it was fur he noted.
What's an animal doing under the covers with me in a bed, I never took a pet as far as I know! Naruto desperately tried to remember if he did something like that.
Now Naruto was a bit less and a bit more scared, the animal might bite him for waking up here, then again, it wasn't a human so he wouldn't have to deal with bad situations, he really did not want to be known as 'The 4th sannin, gayest of them all!'. Slowly removing his hand from the animal's tail Naruto swiftly took off the covers. What he did not expect, was to see red hair and two fox ears. Taken aback by this Naruto didn't know people with red hair existed in his world… at least, not fiery red hair…
Alright, what's the big idea…? No one can prank the Master of Pranks! Naruto nodded to himself with a big smile plastered on his face.
Making sure that the one on him was still sleeping he slowly grabbed her hair and almost yanked as hard as possible but was stopped by a knock on the door.
"Hey, Naruto… Are you awake?'' Naruto heard, guessing it was the old lady from earlier.
Suddenly he heard the redhead on him moan more.
Not now… Not NOW!
"Err… Are you okay in there…? I'll come back at another time…" The now confirmed old lady said feeling embarrassed for the Yellow Flash's son.
"N-No, it's okay!" Naruto tried, trying not to sound embarrassed.
It was in vain though, as the old lady had already left. Quickly deciding that Naruto should somehow keep the person moaning quiet he grabbed her right shoulder with his only available hand and began to silently shake her.
"Hey… Wake up… Wake up!" Naruto silently whispered. "Hey, come on… wake up!"
To no avail, she didn't wake up, but she kept moaning, the volume however was increasing.
"For Kami's sake… At least stop moaning! People will think that you're… Gah! Just stop moaning!'' Naruto desperately tried to stop the now confirmed girl from moaning… C'mon, which man would moan like that?
Soon Naruto clamped his right hand against her mouth and nose to lower the amount of noise she was creating, as even Naruto wouldn't put covers above her head and use that to make lower the noise. Eventually she stopped moaning, but at that time Gaara decided to knock.
"Naruto, can I ask what you're doing in there… People are trying to sleep at this hour…'' Gaara's voice came from the other side of the door.
"What am I doing...? What the hell is she do-" He stopped himself before giving away there was a girl lying on top of him, not to mention naked. "I mean… I'm fine!"
"Is that right…? Then I'm coming in…" Gaara told Naruto.
"Please don't…" Naruto whispered more to himself than Gaara. The door opened, and Gaara came in, his rings that were there when Shukaku was sealed into him showing up slightly. He stared at the awkward position Naruto was in.
"Erm…" Naruto tried to find something to say. "This isn't what it looks like, I swear!"
"Naruto, it seems exactly what it looks like, I'll give you one minute to explain.'' Gaara said with a tired expression while letting out an exaggerated sigh.
"Alright…'' Naruto started.
One minute later we find Naruto sitting on the bed and Gaara on the wooden chair.
"So you're saying, that you woke up, found this woman lying in bed with you, which seems to have moaned so hard it woke up the civilians at the other side of the street." Gaara said looking at Naruto for a confirmation.
"Basically… Yeah…" Naruto said looking at the redhead resting in the bed.
"Can you explain to me why she has nine tails?" Gaara asked eyeing her tail count, which was ridiculously coincidental.
"Err…" Naruto thought. "I think she's a cosplayer to be honest with you."
"Cosplayer…" Gaara deadpanned. "Why would there be a cosplayer in bed with you?" Naruto shrugged.
"Someone wanted to prank the Master of Pranks!" Naruto suggested cheerfully. "At least, that is all I can think of…"
"Where do you get that ridiculous idea from… we don't have anyone with red hair similar to hers in our village's records, so she could be an enemy ninja…" Gaara said now suspiciously eyeing the female.
"And that's why she slept in bed with me?" Naruto asked while raising an eyebrow. "Besides, no one ever got past your ninja, so I doubt she is an enemy ninja, maybe she dyed her hair!"
"It's certainly possible, but we have no hair dye of that color, neither had anyone been sent to leave the village this week, I can never be too sure.'' Gaara explained, now looking at Naruto.
Suddenly they heard a loud noise against the window. Both males glanced at the window and saw a bird flat against it.
Naruto sweat dropped "Does that usually happen?"
"No, we normally don't have birds beside vultures in the desert." Gaara said now suspicious about the bird, it could be a painted bird from Deidera.
Naruto unconsciously moved his hand towards his kunai pocket thinking the same. The bird that flew against the window had now both his feet stuck in the broken glass, causing the bird to panic and make a loud noise. Gaara slowly stood up and walked over to the bird cautiously. Slowly pushing the birds' feet out the bird was free and flew away to the same direction it was going.
Naruto sighed and let his right hand go of the kunai he was holding and just rested it somewhere on the bed. Resting his hand somewhere on the bed he didn't, however, he did rest it on a soft tail. The woman started moaning again.
"Naruto, I have been wondering…" Gaara started.
"Wha-Err… N-No, I didn't do anything! She started moaning by herself!" Naruto frantically almost shouted.
"It's not about that… And stop acting so embarrassed… you're sixteen for god's sake…" Gaara said repressing the urge to face palm at Naruto's childish behavior. "I'm sure you will become a successful man, and get a wife and all that but if you're going to act like this your whole life you might as well become a priest…"
"EE? I'm not becoming a priest!" Naruto now shouted.
"Anyways, like I said… I wonder if Kyuubi and this woman," Gaara pointed at the redhead at this. "Have a connection."
"You know… I never thought about that but the fox ears and tails do seem like they have a connection, maybe it's her sibling…" Naruto voiced his thoughts.
"Somehow I doubt that the Kyuubi would have a sibling…" Gaara facepalmed. "What I was trying to imply was that it was possible that she might be the Kyuubi." Gaara said.
"She… The baka fox? No way, she can't be a stupid fox, she's a huma-… well… almost a human, without the ears and tails she would be one!" Naruto replied.
"Well Naruto, that could be true but like I said, we can never be too sure…" Gaara assured Naruto not to judge by looks. "Besides… Biju ca-… might also have human forms.''
"You're right… Then I guess we'll have to wait until she wakes up…" Naruto told Gaara. "I wonder what her eyes look like…"
"I'd imagine they would have a red color since she has red hair and tails." Gaara said looking at Naruto for his opinion.
"When I saw the baka fox for the first time in my mindscape it had yellow eyes, like very yellow… the first and only time I've seen them too." Naruto said now adopting a thinking pose.
"By the way Naruto, how are your injuries coming along?'' Gaara inquired. "Is anything hurting?"
"Nope, I'm fine… I… I don't remember how they healed but when I woke up the wounds were no longer there…" Naruto said now looking at his stomach.
Work of the Kyuubi… Definitely, just what angle are you playing at here…? Gaara thought while looking at the femal-… No… Definitely Kyuubi on the bed. I can't do something reckless now, the Kyuubi might have healed Naruto, but I do not know what else the Kyuubi has done to Naruto… He seems to be the Naruto I kno-…Gaara's train of thought was disturbed by Naruto waving a hand in front of Gaara's face.
"Hello, Gaara, Are you still here?" Naruto asked.
"Yes, I'm here… Sorry about that, what's wrong?" Gaara looked back at Naruto.
Naruto expressed a skeptical look.
"What do you mean, there's nothing wrong… At least not with me, what did you mean, who's playing at what angle?" Naruto asked looking worried at one of his best friends. Gaara realized he had said part of his thoughts out loud.
"I'm fine… Anyways, I would post some guards at the door but I'm guessing you will jump out the window anytime you feel like it." Gaara said looking tired at Naruto. "Stay with the woman until she wakes up, if she does anything suspicious try to stop her and bring her to my office, with your amount of strength I'd imagine you will be able to do that, right?" Gaara asked a question which wasn't needed to be answered.
After Gaara left the room to do whatever he was going to attend to Naruto let out a sigh and glanced back out of the window. Seeing that the sun was slowly peeking over the dunes Naruto stood up from his bed and went to take a shower. As soon as the door closed a certain vixen woke up in the room.
Gaara must be the former captor of Shukaku. Good to know, next is to find Shukaku… The vixen thought with a playful but evil smile. Now, back to the task at hand…
As Naruto saw the bath tub slowly filling with hot water he waited until it almost filled the tub completely and turned the knob to prevent the faucet from dripping more water into it. Setting a foot in the water first he contently stepped into it, his other foot following. After lying against the tub Naruto looked around for some soap. Although, he wouldn't mind if there wasn't any. With no luck searching for soap Naruto just laid against the tub and slid further down. He let out a content sigh and closed his eyes letting his body adjust more to the heat.
At the other side of the door the only person occupying the room said a few words and disappeared into the ground. Soon after that she appeared in front of Gaara's desk, behind it was a Kazekage tiredly working on his never-ending stacks of paperwork. Seriously, how much did it cost to print all this goddamn paper? If the new occupant did not make a sound the other redhead would never have noticed her.
"You." Gaara said with a monotone voice.
She only waited for a response while looking at the Kazekage.
"You are the Kyuubi, aren't you?" Gaara said more than asked.
"Yes I am the Kyuubi, no I'm not going to rampage this village as you should know why I did that to the other village that treats jinchuuriki's like all the others do." The humanoid now apparently known as Kyuubi.
"I have questions that I want to be answered now." Gaara demanded.
"Demanding, are we?" Kyuubi asked with amusement showing on her face, walking over to a wooden chair and took a seat. She put an elbow on one of her knees, and moved her head onto her palm with a swift motion. Looking at Gaara she noticed he was watching her every move. "Well, I came here to clear things up; you can ask your questions first."
She let the 'Ladies First' implication get to Gaara. Now having a tickmark Gaara stopped himself from giving in and telling her to go first as he knew she was toying with him.
"Why are you going after Naruto?" Gaara said.
"Straight to the point huh, you're no fun…" Kyuubi said with fake disappointment. "What I want with Naruto doesn't concern you as he is no shinobi of the sand, but I guess I might tell you since you won't leave us alone without any explanation, and I'm interested how your life with Shukaku's been."
As this statement Gaara's body went rigid and he now stared intently at Kyuubi shock written mostly over his face. Noticing the intent stare Kyuubi looked at Gaara with an amused smile.
"What, I know Shukaku… I bet you both already fucked a hundred… hell, a thousand times like bunnies!" Kyuubi giggled.
Gaara's cheek boiled red and sputtered out a string of words that weren't understandable.
Kyuubi just sat there smiling evilly at the poor Kazekage in front of her. Speechless Gaara sat on his chair looking at Kyuubi with his face changing from shocked, to scared, to curious, and back to its normally stoic state.
"And how would you seem to know about Shukaku like that." Gaara said with his monotone voice again a small smile creeping up on his face.
"Really… Just really, we're not bi." Kyuubi deadpanned Gaara. "You'd be stupid to suggest Shukaku being a lesbian as she would've already proven you wrong."
At this Gaara got embarrassed again and just focused on the very reason she was even in this room.
"A-Anyways I want to know what you're planning on doing with Naruto." Gaara explained with a less embarrassed tone.
"You wouldn't believe me if I said I want to help Naruto, would you?" Kyuubi asked.
Gaara raised an eyebrow at this; "Why should or shouldn't I, since your good friends with Shukaku you might mean it, then again kitsunes are known for their pranks."
"Ksst, silly ningen holding my nature against me about something like this… Well, we do tend to prank humans just to get a weird reaction out of them.'' Kyuubi said with a giggle, making her want to go back to the apartment Naruto's in so that she can 'appear' in the bathroom quicker. "Alright then will you accept the reason that since I'm free and don't feel like rampaging any villages that I want to stay with Naruto?"Taking a minute to absorb the information and make sure he heard everything correctly Gaara saw no harm in her reasons, and then again she could be lying. You can never be too sure as a Kazekage. Sighing Gaara told Kyuubi that it was fine as long as she doesn't break any of the villages' rules.
"That only means no attacking ningens or destroying things, right?" Kyuubi asked wanting to get out of this room as fast a possible, and back to Naruto as soon as possible.
"There are a few more 'Like not waking up the whole village in the morning like you did earlier today', but to you those are the main ones." Gaara said after his train of thought.
"Alright then, if there's nothing else you need to talk about I'll be going, and I shall ask you to not let anyone enter Naruto's room, or it will be fatal…" And with that Kyuubi dissapeared leaving no traces of her ever being in the room.
Yup… Definitely Shukaku's friend… Gaara thought getting ready to launch an all out war against the paperwork on his desk... 'BRING IT!'.
Suddenly he heard in his head a voice of the vixen he had met not a few minutes ago.
By the way, if you need help with paperwork why don't you just make clones to do it for you? Oh right, you don't know how to make a Kage Bunshin… Too bad, you should ask Naruto some time! Not now though! Her voice boomed through his head.
Gaara furrowed his brows; Kage… Bunshin?
Naruto was currently still in the 'hot tub' relaxing his muscles thinking about Konoha his friends, just everyone and everything he cared for in general. Soon his thoughts were interrupted as he yelped.
"WHAT THE HELL, YOU DON'T JUST SUDDENLY SCREAM IN MY HEAD, WHO OR WHAT ARE YOU ANYWAYS?" "Aww Naruto, you don't remember me? We slept together last night~…" A voice boomed with a happy sing-song voice. "WE DID ?" Naruto screamed in his head. "Aww, Naruto, first off, scream that loud ever again in your head and I swear that you will get it a hundred times back. Secondly yes, we slept together- yesterday- in a bed." Kyuubi explained like Naruto was a child. "Yesterday… Then this means that you're the female with the cute tails and ears!" Naruto thought thinking how the hell the woman could talk in his head, and where she was. "Who are you anyways, I've never seen someone with a human form having tails before… solid tails that is.'' Naruto quipped Kyuubi. "Yes I was the female with you in bed yesterday, thank you, I'm someone who's been with you since you were born… not that we really met anyways." Kyuubi told the only sannin in the world.
"My whole l… Forget that for now, just who are you?" Naruto asked. "For all I know you can be an enemy shinobi trying to turn me on someone in this village!"
"If I told you my name, promise me not to freak out? Kyuubi asked with a sigh knowing the number one knucklehead ninja would not relent until he at least knew her name.
"No promises, but I'll try…" Naruto thought. "After all, if you pull something like Kami or Shinigami on me I'm not buying that, but if you're like someone from the Akatsuki… You get the point."
"Yes I do… What if I told you I'm the Kyuubi?" The vixen asked, prepared for a freak out.
"Well… I'd have no idea… since you're talking in my head I'm guessing that Pain has failed to completely capture you, right?" Naruto asked the other person occupying the room. "Besides, everyone already knows you were controlled when you attacked, baa-chan explained everything to everyone in Konoha, even if a lot of the civilization didn't want to believe it I still trust her, so I have no reason to really freak out, unless you're a giant fox heading towards here... Then again I have no reason to believe you're the Kyuubi who attacked Konoha fifteen years ago, even if you were being controlled."
"I guess that's true… by the way, you seem comfortable, mind if I join you?"Kyuubi asked holding back the playful tone threatening to join her voice.
There was a short break of silence.
"You're kidding right…? How would you know it's comfortable and how would you join me, the door is locked, and there's no way I'm opening the door for you." Naruto said relaxing again in the tub.
"Well, it's not like you really have to open it for me…" Kyuubi said.
"… What do you mean, you're not breaking the doors down are you?" Naruto asked in his head.
"Nope, I'm already in the room…" And with that Kyuubi entered the bath tub and laid against Naruto's now frozen chest.
xXx I had planned on making this longer but meeeeeeeeeh…. I'll be leaving on a trip for 2-2 ½ weeks… So I actually wanted it to be a 5-7k long chapter, but it only ended at ~4k.
Once again thanks to the people I listed at the start, and thanks for accepting me into the group.
See ya over ~2 weeks…
This is, xTrumblexBom.