Hey guys! Attum here! I hope you like this one! I'ts a tad bit longer, and I decided to make it a cliff hanger! TEEHEE! Ahaha, anyways enjoy!
Flower? Not!
"What is it Zetsu sempai?! Eh? It's pink and fluffy…OH! It's Cotton candy right?! Tobi thinks it's Cotton candy! Can Tobi eat the Cotton candy?" Tobi looked at the lump of long pink…something!
Zetsu just stared. Blank expression plastered on his face.
"Zetsu sempai?'' Tobi asked. Zetsu just clutched his kunai tighter. He paused for a second, wondering if he should eat the pink ball or wait for a move.
Yeah, eat.
"Yes, Tobi…besides, that thing could always eat you instead." The plant said coldy, licking his lips. Perhaps what lay before him though, could be his next meal instead.
"Oh! Tobi wouldn't like it if Cotton candy ate Tobi!" The boy squealed as Zetsu glared daggers at Tobi.
"Ugh!"
The brave men of Akatsuki, the most feared S-Criminals, and skilled ninja's …
Found themselves tumbling back in fear as the pink ball erupted into a small pale body. And Naked. It seemed wrapped up in a red cloth…
It, or rather, she, had abnormally long hair that covered her feet and the ground under her. She had a couple of long and short strands covering her forehead. She had really pale skin and bright emerald eyes that complemented her… pink hair?
"Eh-h? Nani?" The rather young Sakura rubbed her eyes, her tiny hands quickly reaching into her bag for a kunai as she glared at the rather tall men before her. Ignoring their bashful faces, she finally managed to notice it too.
Sakura felt that her skin was tighter than normal, and felt more…more…. Petite.
"I…I've…" A small hand traveled to her throat as she felt the warm skin, almost as if the problem lay there. In there. Her voice sounded way more, girly. No, higher pitched than usual... Higher then it should…and why was the kunai a so much..larger, and heavier?
The bold men kept staring down at her body…the exposed body of a six year old. Luckily, her long pink locks almost hid her out most embarrassing parts.
Almost.
Sakura let out an embarrassed shriek as she childishly dived once more for her now overly sized red dress, picking it up and trying to wrap it around her tiny body. But to no avail, it kept sliding off.
W-WH-WHAT H-HAD HAPPENED?! What had Tsunade DONE to her?!
"Tobi doesn't understand…"
"Ah. Tchd."
"Lemme gow! Lemme gow!"
Small pale fists beat on the back of her hauler. She had made them all turn away from her overly exposed six year old body and wrapped her shirt and skirt around her like a robe. It wouldn't last long…but it should do.
Though honestly she found it bizarre for S-Class criminals so have a decent side.
"Can Tobi play with her now?"
"No. We should eat her instead."
Nope! She was wrong!
"Augh!" Sakura let out many frustrated growls as she tried to escape from Zetsu's tightened grip. Then, Tobi would keep running a head of them then turning back to run around Zetsu and look at Sakura before repeating the process again. "Tobi, stop its fucking annoying."
"Aww, but ZETSU SEMPAI!" Tobi whined as he made another childish sound, coming close enough for Sakura to pound out at his shoulder on accident. The blow had been chakra filled and caused the hyper nin to fall back on his butt. "WOAH! Tobi thinks Cotton candy-Chan sure is feisty!" He cheered as he hopped back up like nothing had happened.
"I am not Cotton candy!" Sakura yelled as she banged her first on Zetsu's back. If the blow had knocked the weird kid down, why wasn't it doing it to the plant freak?! What if…what if she couldn't control her powers anymore! 'Oh come on Sakura… Think! This isn't the time to worry about that!'
"Lemme gow! Lemme gow!" She bawled out again as she reached out to try and grab something, only to realize what she grabbed was Tobi's sleeve. "Tobi thinks it's nice to meet you, Cotton candy-Chan! Tobi's Tobi! The plant is Tobi's sempai, Zetsu-Sempai!"
"Tobi…the introductions are nice…but can you shut up already?" Zetsu sighed, his voice light at first and then growing deeper. "Aww…Zetsu-Sempai! Tobi was just being a good boy like Tobi always is! Tobi just wanted to introduce his sempai to Cotton Candy-chan!"
"I…" Sakura had to admit that Tobi wasn't all that bad. Sure…it was just a little weird that he talked in third person.. but hey! If that was the worst of her problems with them then she had a feeling they'd get along just fine! Now she had to find a way to escape. Without getting eaten.
...
Act like an annoying six year old and hopefully they will leave you stranded somewhere.
Seems good enough.
"I'm not Cotton Candy-chan!" She pouted out. "My name is Sakura! SAAAKUUURAAA! Like the Sakura Blossom!" "Blossom?" Tobi tilted his head in thoughtful way as he stared at her. "Eh...Nope! You're hair reminds Tobi more of Cotton Candy then it does some ugly flower!"
Sakura's brow twitched. "Some… ugly…"
Sakura started struggling again, her somewhat friendly feelings toward the goofy Akatsuki member now melted away by her unimaginable anger. "Ugh! I'll kill you! I'll kill you!" She shrieked. She struggled even more when a gloved hand covered her mouth.
"Will you shut up you little brat! We don't need any more attention than we've already got!" Zetsu growled at the harmless Sakura.
"Zetsu-Sempai! Tobi thinks you should take your hand off or you'll smother Cotton Candy-chan to death!" Tobi panicked as he tried to get Zetsu's hand off of Sakura's completely covered face. The small Sakura was trying to do the same seeing as how the plant man's had was indeed suffocating her. Oh..damn being trapped in a body of a six year old!
Sakura struggled once more, hoping the plant man would decide that she was just too troublesome. Sakura tried to set herself apart from Zetsu. "HNNNGG! LET GOOWWW!" But Zetsu just sighed as he held her even tighter, wondering why some random kid that he by chance crossed paths with hated him so much. Haahhh…
"Fine, you want to hold the brat then by my guest!" Zetsu glared daggers at both the two annoying individuals as he shoved the pinket child into the excited Tobi's arms. "I'm going to go talk to Pein and see if I should just eat her or what." Zetsu spoke the last part softly, with a hint of hunger in his voice as he sidestepped them.
'Oh shit.' Sakura thought
"Oh! Cotton candy-Chan! You're going to have so much fun here! Tobi can feel it!" Tobi picked up Sakura in his arms as he made his way down the halls, half skipping and half jumping. "And wait till you meet all the others! Tobi knows we'll get along!" Sakura stared up at Tobi.
'Ugh!' Sakura thought, 'Think Sakura, THINK!'
Ah!
Pat.
"Hm? What is it Cotton candy-Chan?"
"Etto…Tobi-Kun?" Sakura asked. 'Plan A is still useful! I'll act super annoying so they'll leave me be!'
"Can you please put me DOWN? I wanna prove I'm a big girl and walk there on my own!" She puffed out tiny cheeks and held chest out. She then crossed her arms. Oh Kami, how she swore she could of DIED of embarrassment right then. 'Kids a-act like this r-right?'
"HAI! Tobi bets the others will be so impressed to see such a big girl like Cotton candy-Chan!" Tobi's voice was literally ripping with enthusiastic rainbows and unicorn sparkles. Sakura twitched at those three words again. "HUMPF! My name ISN'T Cotton candy-Chan!" Sakura growled. But Sakura could have sworn that he ignored her. And started humming. Sakura 's vein popped.
'Ah! Calm down Sakura! Remember, your just be a weak, annoying little brat. Don't let them get on your nerves!'
Sakura took a silent sigh. She can't give away her identity just yet! "Yay! Thank you Tobi-Kun, I sure needed more friends!" Sakura let out a fake giggle of happiness with a hint of sarcasm as she followed the masked Akatsuki member.
"Anything for Cotton candy-Chan! Aha! Just wait till the others see you! Tobi knows they'll be happy to have Cotton candy-Chan here to brighten up the place! There's Kisame, he's blue and big! Tobi thinks he looks like a shark! Oh! There's also Sasori…he's a puppet! Tobi thinks that's soooo cool! But…Sasori says Tobi's not good enough to be a puppet! Humpf!" The boy huffed and sniffled as he came to a door.
"Oh! We're here! Get ready, Cotton candy-Chan!" Tobi said as he looked back one more time at Sakura. She looked up at Tobi with big, innocent, jade eyes that made him smile. Inside his mask?
Looking back at the large, maroon steel door, Tobi burst open the door. "Everyone! Tobi's here and he has a new friend! Tobi wants everyone to say hello and be nice to Cotton Candy-Chan!" Tobi said, waving his index finger, as of saying no to a bad child and putting his other hand on his hip. Looking demanding.
Three members looked up from their card game while the lone one in the corner looked away from polishing one of his puppets, bored expression plastered on his face. Kakuzu glared daggers at Tobi and grunted as he looked back at the cards. "Go away Tobi, I've got money riding on this game."
"Going crazy now, eh Tobi?" Kisame's civil like voice chuckled as he laid down a card. "I knew it wouldn't take too long."
Tobi blinked, well; if you could see him you'd know it. He drooped slightly, tilting his head to the left. "Tobi doesn't understand…"
"Damn it Tobi, we don't want to play with your fucking imaginary friends!" Hidan hissed as he turned back to look at his cards.
"But Cotton candy-Chan isn't one of Tobi's imaginary friends! All of Tobi's imaginary friends left Tobi! But Cotton Candy-Chan is right he-" He turned quickly to the spot where the small girl SHOULD have been. "There…." He looked dumbfounded at the empty spot next to him.
"…"
"Fucking idiot…" Hidan murmured.
"COTTON CANDY-CHAN IS GONE!"
Sakura smirked slightly as she dashed though the halls of the Akatsuki lair. 'CHA! That was a so much easier than I thought!' Sakura was practically laughing, smiling to herself. 'Now…if I could just figure out how the hell I'm going to navigate around here, I could find an exit!' She pleaded to Kami as she took a few more turns.
She jumped slightly in her track when she heard Tobi's sudden scream echo throughout the entire lair. A chill ran down her spine as she wondered whether she still too close to him or if he was just THAT loud. "I have…I…have to make it…" Sakura said, in a series of cut off pants. Sakura found her small, pale legs to be getting tired faster than she originally and thought they would.
"I can…do it!" She wheezed for breath. Her tiny muscles were aching and her little lungs felt as if they were on fire. Literally. "AH! Finally! Freedom!" She spotted a small light coming from one of the rooms at the very end of the lair. Maybe if she went through it, there'd be a portal to the outside! A forced small and tired smile rose on to Sakura's face as she reached for the door's nob…
….
And ran into something so solid that knocked her on back, and made her little nose feel crushed as well. Holding her hurting nose she looked up at what or who she had ran into. The thought made her blood run cold. Not now! I was almost there!
"Ah…"
Fear. Cold, horrifying fear and shock ran straight though her veins as her eyes widened at the person in front of her. Never in her life, never, had she had such a feeling of terror wash over her as she looked right into those eyes…those bright, purple piercing eyes.
Ahaha! Did you like it? Anyways, guys tell me which character you want me to piss off first!
"I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?" YUS.
-Attumsky out!