AN: For Snarry 100 Challenge 391: All Natural. If this looks better later, then thank Yen.
This was written because I am tired of people telling me that "It can't hurt me, it's natural" . I have to thank Leslie Fish and credit her for the rhododendron honey and amanita stew as convenient ways to get rid of irritating people. She is unaware of their implied use by me. For those who do not know - rhododendron can be deadly toxic, the amanita Severus suggested is the same - death cap is it's common name, and then when the black cherry leaves are wilted they have enough cyanide to kill a horse.
It's all natural
"Try it. It's safe - it's all natural." Luke held the joint to Teddy.
Teddy looked from the joint to the other teen, leaving his hands at his side as he thought about it. Neither of his dads would approve – keeping control of yourself - that was their motto. He wanted to know what was so great about this weed - Luke and the others loved it.
Severus glared at Teddy's friend through the window before walking out, his face blank. "You are an all natural person?"
Luke nodded, his eyes wary, the joint hid in his hand.
(o.o)
Severus met the boy's eyes. "I am, too. Would you like to come to dinner tonight? I can promise it will be made with all natural ingredients. Honey made from those rhododendrons, mushrooms including a pretty one - A. virosa. We can also make a salad, I think those leaves on that black cherry would taste lovely in it, what do you think? We can pick them a bit early, they'll keep till dinner."
Luke's eyes widened. "Sure, Mr. Snape."
"See that you make it. Afterwards, you can talk to Teddy until you can't."
"Yes, sir. Thank you!"
(o.o)
Harry watched Severus stare down at Luke before he nudged him, gaining Severus' attention.
Severus raised an eyebrow. "I was about to invite Luke to dinner."
Harry snorted. "No, you're not. I know what's in your collection of ingredients." Harry sent Luke away before leveling a glare at Teddy and pointing to the door. "A poisonous dinner, Severus?"
Severus smirked. "It was useful being a potions master at Voldemort's table."
Harry sighed. "Just hex him so that all the poisons in his illegal drugs can't affect him any more."
An undetectable curse latter, they headed in to talk with Teddy.