I was in Forget-Me-Not-Valley...FINALLY!
After being attacked by my tax collector I thought I was gonner but yeah I made it to this...town?
(What is with this place?) I thought to myself.
This place has no Police Station!
Any criminal can rob the hell out of these people.
It's like these people are hold up a big sign saying "Hey, come rob my house for free!"
And there is no grocery store either like do they expect me to just provide my own food?
I gotta admit this is one of the poorest town my father has ever lived in.
How did he survive?
Where am I supposed to go now?
I took the letter out of my pocket to see what Takakura said.
It didn't say anything where I was supposed to meet him but I knew he loves to chill by the beach.
I picked up my packing bag and headed to the beach.
As I got there Takakura was just standing there staring at the ocean.
I yelled at Takakura
"Hey, I'm here now so eh what's up?!"
Takakura turned his head and said "Come here."
"Okay?" I said
I walked an inch closer to him and wondered what he wanted.
Takakura then smiled and said, "Well Jack does this look familiar to you? You kinda grew up here before your mother took you away with her into the city."
"Don't mention my mother." I said with a stern look, "I'm just glad I got out of the city away from madness."
Takakura laughed at me as if I was being dramatic. "Well I got to say, you don't look like you can handle the city looks like you'll be staying here for months right?"
I looked at him as if he was out of his mind.
"Are you crazy?!" I yelled, "I don't even know where to live and this place looks like a sunny ghost town! Where am I supposed to eat at? Where is the police station when you need one?!
Takakura calmed me down then sighed he then began to put a little smirk on his face
"This is a peaceful town everybody is friendly. Come, I'll introduce to everybody in town."
Here we go ready to introduce the town people who might be high.
We stopped outside this Japanese, Chinese, Korean or whatever it is Inn...
The three happy owners of the Inn came right outside the Inn well I'm guessing the fat sumo guy is the owner and the Chinese chick is his wife.
Takakura introduced me to the three people that owned the Inn.
"Jack, this is Tim." Tim bowed as a greeting
"This is his wife Ruby."
Ruby bowed and said "Nice to meet you"
Takakura continued, " And this is there son Rock."
(WHAT?!) Screaming in my mind as I looked at Rock with a weird I'm trying to eat a sour patch kid candy face.
There is no way Rock is related to those Chinese peeps!
If his mom had an affair then I would feel very bad.
My look turned into serious mode.
"Oh up on the corner left there is a girl who lives with them. Her name is Nami."
"I'm guessing she's related to them?" I said with a confused look.
Then everybody laughed at me as if I was the new comedian in town.
"She is not our daughter, she is just staying with us." Ruby said.
Weird, I couldn't help but feel like somebody on the top left hand corner was watching me from below.
Me and Takakura went outside the bar like YES this town might not be so bad after all hopefully they don't ask for my ID.
The two peeps came out of a bar a man and a woman who looked like married couples except they weren't married
The blonde one was hot as can be. Looked pretty on a magazine if she was a model but still hot.
"Jack." Takakura said, "This is Griffin, he owns the blue bar and can only give three drinks to people even if they can or can't handle drinking. And this young lady is Muffy."
Oh yeah give out three drinks to people and not earn extra cash...Muffy sounds like an...Okay name for a girl?
Muffy crept close to my face almost to where our lips meet.
"Hi handsome." She stated with a flirt.
"Errhh hi?" I said shyly.
Griffin pulled her away from me and shook my hand firmly then greeted me.
I can tell Muffy is already in love with me...great new fangirl.
Takakura walked to that stoned hill that lead to the mansion.
I rushed after him because he left me with that fangirl creep
"Bye Bye my prince charming!" Muffy yelled as I ran to keep up with Takakura.
Here we are at the fancy rich mansion a place where I should chillax.
Out came the rich old lady, their butler, and I think their spoiled granddaughter.
Once again Takakura introduced me to these lovely spoiled peeps...
"Jack, this is Romana, Sebastian, and Lumina."
I greeted them but Lumina stared at me with those sparkling eyes as if she saw Channing Tatum.
This was not a good look for me no sir or ma'am!
Now two fan girls!
Me and Takakura walked down the stony hill and what do you know a hippie comes out of nowhere playing his guitar in the woods area kinda..
"That is Gustafa, he loves to play his guitar where the area is peaceful and quiet."
(Is he also the guy who sells drugs to these happy care free folks?) I thought to myself.
I've never seen a hippie before not in the city. If you were a hippie and you lived in the city guess what D.E.A.D.
It doesn't make sense for a hippie to live in the city anyways but I do have to be honest though most hippies are into drugs.
Not hardcore drugs like the kind of drugs that makes you happy; you name it.
Me and takakura walked down to this huge farm it was like a huge vegetable farm.
Now that made me jealous don't know why.
"Jack, this is Vesta, Marlin, and Celia." Takakura said.
Oh I see, a Russian girl who owns this huge farm, a gumpy ass old man who possibly hates me, and an inoccent girl who blushes everytime she sees me.
I'm sorry but Vesta sounds Russian to me.
Takakura once again abandon me and I rushed to him with full speed.
Why the hell is her leaving me with fangirls?!
We were at this dig site where this one man and girl who owns this place.
I suspect that they live together accouding to that single tent of theirs.
Hopefully they don't make noise in the middle of the night...
"Jack, this is Carter and his partner Flora."
They both greeted me with a smile on their faces.
Flora didn't look like she had any interest in me which was good.
And that dig site...What are they searching for?
Carter said to me with a smile, " Hey kid, if you ever have time you can come here and help out but only come before sunset."
"Righttt.." I said, acting like I was interested in working for him.
So after that Takakura abandon me AGAIN! I swear I will write a strong letter and place it on his face so that he would know who he's dealing with!
After meeting the citizens who were possibly high on drugs Takakura showed me where my father's farm was.
This place looked dead.
The soil where you plant your seeds looked poor, not a single seed would grow there.
Oh and what do you know the house is made out of wood where termite can eat your home without any problem.
"WHAT?!" I yelled with a confused look on my face.
"You have got to be kidding me there is no way I am staying here!"
Tarakura looked at me with sorrow.
"Sorry if it looks bad I'll try to make move it somewhere where you can be close to the citizens.."
"It's not about that I like how this is away from people I just want this house to be termite safe!" I yelled once more.
"Oh don't worry I'll get rid of them when you sleep." He said. "You'll just have to stay in the Inn for awhile till I tighten things up.
I looked at him as if he doesn't know what he's talking about. "Really? With that Chinese chick who might have secretly had an affair and that party faggot? What if that chick rapes me in the middle of the night and has a half stressed out me who is Chinese?!"
"Jack, you're being dramatic about this it's just for the week.."
Yeah I'm dramatic so what and for a week, why can you let me stay in a bar for a week?
At least they have something that will relax me.
No I am not alchohalic I'm just thirsty.
I let out a big sigh *sigh*
Well hopefully the Inn won"t be so bad I mean who knows..?
"Alright Takakura you win, I'll stay there for a week..."
Takakura finally smiled at me. "Good, I'll even take good care of your cow you can name her later."
"A COW?! SINCE WHEN DID I OWN A COW?!"
Is this some kind of trick where they charge extra for rent?!
Who said I was renting this damn place anyways?!
"Look Tarakura, I didn't saw I was gonna live her yet."
Tarakura placed a hand on my shoulder and said, "Don't worry the rent is free."
After what he said I started doing a little gay dance.
I mean who wouldn't live in a house that was rent free if it was a shitty house then oh well at least I have somewhere to sleep
If it was a mansion that was rent free then I must be one lucky virgin.
Tarakura watched my gay happy dance and was not pleased. "You still have to stay at the Inn for awhile till I fix everything up.."
That made my happy dance stop after what he said. I can't believe he burst my happy bubble.
I picked up my packing bag and headed toward the Inn.
Alright, guess it's time for me to stay in the Inn for awhile..