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Alright, this is a parody of Kingdom Hearts and The Lion King 2: Simba's Pride. The cast are as follows:
Kiara - Kairi
Kovu - Sora
Simba - Roxas
Nala - Olette
Timon - Donald
Puumba - Goofy
Zazu - Riku
Vitani - Naminé
Zeara - Larxene
Nuka - Demyx
Scar - Xemnas
Rafiki - Hayner
Mufasa - Yen Sid
Later, at the Lands That Never Were: "Sora, Sora, Sora. Xemnas wasn't even his father, he just took him in." Demyx complained. He spotted Naminé.
"Oh, hey, Naminé, where's little Dusk Sora?" He said, "The CHOSEN one." He then proceeded to push her shoulder, ruining her drawing. He cackled.
"Demyx. Where's Sora? Did you leave him out there on his own again?!" Naminé interrogated.
"Hey, it's every Nobody for himself out here. That little Dusk's gotta learn to be on his own." Demyx declared.
"Mother's gonna be MAD, she TOLD you to WATCH him!!" she yelled.
"Oh, who cares?! I should have been the chosen one! I'm the oldest, I'm the strongest, I'm the smartest. I COULD BE A LEADER, IF SHE'D JUST GIVE ME A CHANCE." he complained. Naminé scoffed, "Yeah, right. Why don't you tell that to her?"
"Yeah?! Don't think I won't!" Demyx declared.
"Yeah?" Naminé snickered, "Here's your chance."
"Wha? Oh, Mother, Mother hi! Mother, I caught some fish for your dinner. I left them by the- um, by the, okay..." Demyx rambled as Larxene walked right past him.
"Hey, Sora. Want to fight?" Naminé challenged.
"You were supposed to be WATCHING HIM!!" Larxene yelled.
"It's not his fault, I went off on my own." Sora defended.
"WHAT were you doing?" Larxene berated.
"Nothing." Sora said, scared.
"Who has made us Nobodies?" Larxene asked.
"Roxas." Sora answered.
"Who killed Xemnas?" Larxene hissed.
"Roxas." Sora replied, terrified.
"What have I told you about THEM?!" she yelled.
"I'm sorry, Mother. S-she didn't seem so bad." he stammered, "I-I thought we could be-"
"FRIENDS?!" she yelled, "You thought you'd get to the daughter, and Roxas would welcome you with open arms?! What an idea -Gasp- What an IDEA! You BRILLIANT child! I'm SO proud of you; you have the same conniving mind that made Xemnas so powerful." Looking down at him with glee, she took his hand and put him to bed.
"Now see the path to our GLORIOUS return to POWER." she announced to the assembled warriors.
"But I don't want-" Sora began.
"HUSH!" Larxene said corrected herself, "Hush, my little one. You must be exhausted."
(A/N: Singing- Larxene Demyx Naminé Naminé Demyx Larxene Demyx Naminé )
Sleep my little Sora,
Let your dreams take wing.
One day when you're big and strong,
You will be a king.
"Good night." Sora said timidly.
"Goodnight my little prince," Larxene said, "tomorrow your training intensifies."
I've been exiled, persecuted,
Left alone with no defense.
When I think of what that BRUTE did,
I get a little tense.
But I dream a dream so pretty,
That I don't feel so depressed.
Cause it soothes my inner kitty.
And it helps me get some rest.
The sound of Roxas' dieing gasp,
His daughter squealing in my grasp,
His queen's mournful cry!
That's my lullaby!
Now, the past I've forgetting,
And my foes I could forgive.
Trouble is,
I know it's petty,
But I hate to let them live.
So you found yourself somebody,
To chase Roxas up a tree.
Oh, the battle may be bloody,
But that kind of works for me.
The melody of angry growls,
A counterpoint of pain filled howls.
A symphony of death, oh, my!
That's my lullaby!
Xemnas is gone,
But Larxene's still around.
To love this little lad,
Until he learns to be a killer,
With a lust for being bad.
Sleep, ya little dusk!
Uh, I mean precious little thing!
One day when you're big and strong-
He will be a king!
The pounding of the drums of war!
The thrill of Sora's mighty roar!
The joy of vengeance!
Testify!
I can hear the cheering!
Sora, what guy!
Then that time is nearing!
And then our flag will fly,
Against a blood-red sky!
THAT'S MY LULLABY!!
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