It's been a long time since I last updated. Sorry it's been so long very busy. Thank you for the reviews and have a good holiday! One more thing if you don't remember what happened last time go back to Chapter Two!

Me Myself And The Mercenary

Chapter 3

"Why you!" Kira hissed.

"Actually this slop isn't too bad." Irvine commented.

"He is just trying to get me on my good side, whatever he does is not going to work." Kira repeated this to herself over and over in her head.

"Kira are you feeling alright?" Fiona asked concerned.

"Yeah you look a little uptight." Van added.

Kira made complete eye contact with Irvine both of them stayed that way almost making the moment last forever. Until Irvine decided to break the silence.

"What are staring at, no wait I know I am so handsome." Irvine said giving Kira a crooked smile.

"Yeah ok you cocky jerk." Kira spat.

"Here we go again." Van and Fiona said in unison with a sweat drop.

"For someone who has been kidnapped you sure like to run your mouth a lot." Irvine retorted.

"KIDNAPPED?" Van and Fiona gasped.

"No wait I mean we actually just got married excuse her she has PMS." Irvine said wrapping his arms around Kira.

"Excuse me you got some nerve wait till I kick you in the balls, then you will wish you never insulted me." Kira yelled.

Kira tried to throw punches and kicks at Irvine but she had no luck.

"Van, Fiona why don't you two go to bed, I'll take care of her." Irvine smiled an obvious fake one.

"Ok If she will be alright, good night Kira thanks for dinner." Van and Fiona said at the same time.

Kira stopped her little fight with Irvine and turned to both of them.

"No problem good night you two." She smiled sweetly.

"Were was I oh yeah stand still you jerk." Kira yelled about to throw more punches and kicks at Irvine.

Irvine rolled his eyes at her pathetic attempts; with one finger he poked her in her sleep spot, which caused her to collapse in a heap on Irvine both causing them to fall to the ground.

"No fair." Kira groaned.

Kira used Irvine's chest as a pillow letting out an occasional snore.

"I thought she would never shut up." Irvine mumbled along with a sigh of relief.

Irvine felt Kira's arms entwine his waist; she snuggled up to him to get warm.

"Night, night." Kira mumbled.

"I guess it's no harm." Irvine thought.

Irvine lowered his head and planted a small kiss on her cheek; he then fell asleep with Kira in his arms.

Till next time stay tuned for Chapter Four!

Wild Honey By: U2

In the days
When we were swinging form the trees
I was a monkey
Stealing honey from a swarm of bees

I could taste
I could taste you even then
And I would chase you down the wind

You can go there if you please
Wild honey
And if you go then go with me
Wild honey

Did I know you
Did I know you even then
Before the clocks began time
Before the world was made

From the cruel sun
You were sheltered
You were my shelter and my shade

If you go there with me
Wild honey
You can do just what you please
Wild honey

Yeah, just blowing in the breeze
Wild honey
Wild, wild, wild

I'm still standing
I'm still standing where you left me
Are you still growing wild
With everything tame around you

I send you flowers
Could flowers thaw you heart
I know your garden is full
But is there sweetness at all

What is soul
Love me
Give me soul

If you go then go with me
Wild honey
Won't you take me, take me please
Wild honey

Yeah, swinging through the trees
Wild honey
Wild, wild, wild