Takashi's POV
"How rude." I said.
"Alright where's the blind hag?" Reaver asked.
"Theresa (Sorry I spelled it Teresa one of my friends spells it that way) is going to be here soon." Hammer said bluntly.
"Don't call her a blind hag you half wit!" I yelled.
"Why should I take orders from a 5 year old?" Reaver scoffed.
"I'M 7 YOU IDIOT!" I screamed in his face.
"First get your large mouth out of my beautify crafted face. Second your very short for your age. Do you have lack of Calcium?" Reaver mocked.
"I'm not short! Everyone's just bigger than me!" I explained.
"You two need to stop fighting. We're here to talk not to fight." Garth said walking between me and Reaver who were engaging red and blue sparks at each other. (you know when rivals make sparks fly)
"Alright." I said calming down. My Sapphire eyes still meeting his Emerald ones. (I'm not sure if their blue or green but a lot of people say green) He scoffed and turned around to face the blind seeress herself.
"Now what did you say about a 'blind hag?'" She asked.
"You should very well now about the 'Blind Hag.'" he said.
"Sparrow?" Theresa beckoned.
"Way ahead of you." Sparrow said charging up a Shock and aiming it at Reaver's bum.
"No! No! No! No! No!" Reaver said holding his bum and running off but it was then hit by a four star Shock. Hammer, Garth, Sparrow, Jake (the dog. Sorry she revived him using the Cheetur's crypt. Forgot to mention him.), and I began holding our stomachs laughing on the floor. (yes the dog too)
"Ow." Reaver managed to say because of the pain in his now burned butt.
"Very good," Theresa said. "Now to discuss business." We all walked to the dinning hall to talk but Hammer needed to carry Reaver. We arrived at the glorious dining hall Sparrow sat at the end of the table I sat on her left, her dog under her seat, Garth on her right, and Theresa was next to me.
"I wouldn't sit down if I were you." I mocked to Reaver who needed to be carried by Hammer until the medical mage came.
"Alright everyone stop mocking the pain in the ass." Theresa slightly giggled. All of us giggled expect for Reaver.
"Ha ha very funny." he vaguely said.
"I told you not to blow up your rear passage!" Hammer laughed. All of us were in a full blown laughing stage expect for him once again. Reaver's ace was red from both embarrassment and anger.
"IF YOU ALL DON'T SHUT UP I WILL SILENCE YOU WITH BULLETS!" He yelled.
"Oh come on Reaver. We can't help it. It's too funny. And it's your fault for calling Theresa a blind hag. Now if you just apologize we'll stop making rear jokes." I explained.
"Never!" Reaver said looking away and crossing his arms.
"Then we'll never stop," Hammer said. "We'll probably tell EVERYONE we know. And you know how gossip is. It can Spreed form Bowerstone to Bower lake to Brightwood to Westcliff to Bloodstone!"
"No my good pride would be ruined," He gasped. "Attractive people will stop sleeping with me, my mansion will be taken away, my crew will abandon me, and I can't have any more threesomes!"
"Silence Reaver! There's a child in our presence." Garth said gesturing to me. I stared at them with blank eyes.
"What's a threesome?" I asked.
"A threesome is a-" Reaver started but was cut off by Hammer large hand over his mouth.
"Now to business! What is it Theresa?" Hammer spoke nervously.
"Right. I saw a vision of a man posed by Jack of Blades. He made a deal with the Shadow Court to unite together and take over the world. But
that's not all. They plan to take over all of our dimensions." Theresa explained.
"What do you mean 'All of our dimensions?'" Hammer asked.
"There are other dimensions than ours. Takashi's for example. He comes from a dimension with ninjas, scrolls, and talking animals. But that is an entirely different Galaxy which also has many dimensions. I'll show you a few of ours." Theresa said. She waved her hand revealing a dark circle inside the circle were Garth and Reaver making out.
"THAT'S JUST WRONG!" I yelled hiding under the table.
"NO! IT CAN'T BE TRUE! HOW COULD YOU GARTH!" Hammer cried running out of the room. (HammerxGarth)
"Hammer wait! I'd never leave you for a pirate with STDs!" Garth yelled running after her.
"SOMEONE GET A SPOON SO I CAN GOUGE OUT MY EYES!" Sparrow screamed.
"I say I never would kiss Garth. First we'd go to bed and...."Reaver began.
"Don't worry it's not a future vision. It's another dimension. Which I probably shouldn't have showed you." Theresa said slightly laughing. After Sparrow and I slightly recovered our mental trauma and Hammer and Garth made up we saw the next one. It showed an evil Sparrow (male) slaughtering innocent villagers.
"Please change it I can't bare to look." I said hiding my face into my vest.
"Agreed." Garth said turning away. The next one showed Reaver, Sparrow (female), and two kids on a ship called "The Lion Head" sailing to Smarkland. (My Fic :D)
"Me and Reaver? Have kids? Yeah right." Sparrow scoffed.
"Oh really my dear? Cause no woman I've ever met could resist my temptations." Reaver said licking his lips. He narrowly dodged a bullet from The Red Dragon Sparrow hid under her hat.
"Was that really necessary love?" He asked. Sparrow didn't reply. The next one showed Garth, Hammer, and Reaver fighting a toll that was being controlled by a hallow man.
"Ok..."Hammer said.
Sparrow's POV
After watching a few dimensions I began to realize we hadn't eaten Breakfast.
"Is the chef done preparing breakfast?" I asked to one of the servants passing by me.
"Yes. Would you like us to serve it now?" She asked.
"Yes Please." I said.
"It will be here shortly My Lady." She said bowing and running off. In about a minute the servants out on the table sausages, eggs, bread, butter, bacon, and salad on the table. I put some eggs on my salad and began to eat.
"Alright where's the wounded man?" the medic mage said walking into the room. (I'll leave his looks to you)
"The man with the fancy maroon clothes." I said tilting my head towards Reaver.
"Alrighty where's the wound?" the mage asked.
"On his rear." Hammer laughed.
"Alright I'm afraid I'm going have to use this spell. It will be painful but only a short while. Now I need you to bend down." The mage instructed.
"Here goes my pride." Reaver said under his breath.
"Food and a show!" Takashi laughed putting bread with an egg in his mouth.
"Best Breakfast ever!" Hammer said putting Reaver down and taking a seat.
"You might want to cover your ears." the mage said while preparing the spell. We all did as we were told. The made his hand glow white and he shot a white ball to Reaver butt. (that sounds wrong O.O) And then a large piercing shriek rang though the castle that sounded a LOT like a girls that broke the large stain glass window in the dining hall came from Reaver's mouth. After we recovered from our temporary deafness we once again laughed even harder.
Reaver's POV
They were laughing at ME. The beautiful fiery Reaver! I will kill them!
"You all are going to die!" I yelled drawing my Dragon Stomper 48. I shot Takashi in the head, but he didn't die. I kept on shooting all of them. They didn't die they kept laughing.
"Wake up sleeping beauty!" Takashi yelled. He wasn't laughing. All of a sudden the world around me was a blur. They all faded away.
"Hello? Oh come on! Your not unconscious your sleeping! Now WAAAAAAKE UP!" Takashi's voice rang. I opened my eyes and realized it was a dream.
Takashi's POV
"Hello Goldilocks!" I said to Reaver who was recovering from his beating from Sparrow. I took him to a room and healed him using basic medical ninjutsu.
"Uh. Was it all a dream?" Reaver asked slightly dazed.
"Whatever your dream was yes it was a dream." Theresa said.
"Well anyway my name is-" I started.
"Takashi." Reaver said.
"How'd you know?" Hammer asked.
"The dream was about you. You healed my wounds. And then Sparrow shocked my butt." Reaver started.
"Actually that wasn't a dream. Sparrow did Shock your bottom then you passed out." Garth said.
"Oh. No bum jokes unless you want a bullet shot in your head. Oh and Theresa is Takashi from a different Galaxy?" Reaver asked.
"Yes. We discussed that while you were asleep. You must've heard it and dreamt something up." Theresa said.
"What did you dream about?" Hammer asked.
".......I don't want to talk about it." Reaver said blushing.
'He looks kind of cute when he blushes. Uh! What am I thinking! That is REAVER who killed his own town to live forever, almost killed Barnum, betrayed me TWICE, took my youth, and is a selfish bastard!' Sparrow thought (Takashi can hear her thoughts because of the jutsu he's using)
"Teehee." I giggled.
"What?" Sparrow said now blushing.
"Just had a funny thought." I replied.