I later woke up in a volcanic-like area complete with demons laughing and a huge black gate that read; Abandon all hope all who enter.
'Looks like I'm in hell.' I thought to myself as I walked to the gates of hell, where I met my best friend The Devil.
"Lucas, how are you doing." The Devil said as he met me.
"What's up D-man." I said before giving him a high-five.
"Nothing much, just sent here to get you to the king of hell." The Devil replied.
"I thought you were the king of hell?!" I exclaimed because, how the hell can the devil not be the king of hell , it's his domain of gods sake.
"There was a coup and well The new king of hell is waiting for you." The Devil said as a throne made out of bones suddenly crushed the devil.
"Screw him." Muttered a little blonde girl who was both pale and wearing a purple dress.
"Okay who the fuck are you?!" I demanded the little girl when a red-devil like being and a figure in a torn up brown cloak appeared.
"Control you language mortal!" replied The red-devil like being who was aiming his flaming trident at me.
"Or else!" added the figure in the brown torn cloak as he began glowing in a purple aura.
"Uncles, please stop." begged the girl before both of those things complied with her demand.
"Lucas." The girl said to me.
"Yes?" I replied not scared of her because whatever she could do to me couldn't be worse than Mario's enragement over the fact that everyone excluding me had been with Peach in 'another castle'.
"Would you kindly die for me." she asked in a kind voice.
"Would you kindly, what?" I replied, confused if she actually said Die for me or Play with me, either way I was quite scared.
"Our niece asked if you would Die for her." replied the red-devil like thing.
"Fuck no!" was my response, which caused the little girl in question to emit a very scary aura which normally would've been fine, if her 'uncles' were not doing this as well.
"Hold on a minute!" replied a voice that was courtesy of Captan Falcon who suddenly rushed into hell.
"Captan Falcon?!" I exclaimed , "What are you doing here?"
"Why to help my cousin of course." Captan Falcon muttered with a grin as he cracked both his knuckles before joining the three beings in emitting the evil aura.
'Oh fuck!' was the last thought circulating trough my mind before I was beaten up the combined efforts of the little girl's magical powers and her 'relatives' brawn which caused me to regret having to end up in here in the first place. Then I woke up in a bed in a motel room.
"Phew, thank god it was all a dream." I muttered to myself.
"Now would you Die For Me?" asked the voice of the little girl.
"No!" I replied which caused multiple pyramid headed things to emerge from not just every door but from every window and wall as well.
"Okay, I was kidding I would like to die for you, now make it stop!" I screamed, then the room faded away in a bunch of colors revealing I was in hell all along and with all of this evil little girl's 'relatives' watching me as the little girl herself was standing on me.
"What the hell is your problem?" I asked the little girl.
"I just want someone to die for me, that is all I require." replied the little girl before laughing.
Author's note Sorry if the ending seemed kind of rushed/ out of nowhere and no , the little girl nor her uncles belong to me just like the rest of the characters in this story.