Authors Note: Gonna give you this and then get ready for my school dance tomorrow and then a sleepover at my friend's house. LATER!

"Oh, I can see, what others can't see

It ain't some sideshow trick

Its innate ability

Where others are blind, I am future-ly inclined

And you too could see, if you was widdle ol' me!"

Stan glared at all the people crowded around Gideon's makeshift 'Tent of Telepathy'. He needed to kick the little jerk's scam down a notch and kick his up, but how?

…

Dipper screamed as the giant robot man picked them all up by their feet. Perry flinched and covered his ears because the boy was screaming right in his ear and Mabel went on about how cool this was.

They were carried up the stairs and briefly in the elevator until they reached the penthouse floor. The robot- instead of using the door in front of them – chose to burst through the wall beside the door leaving a large hole in his shape.

"WHO'S HUNGRY? I BROUGHT LUNCH!"

"They're going to EAT us?!" The brown haired boy exclaimed in horror.

"Norm! How many times do I have to tell you?!" A high pitched and squeaky voice yelled and came into the room "USE THE DOOR!" He was 6 foot 2 and had a noticeable slouch, a long nose and dark bags under his eyes. The man wore a black turtleneck underneath a pure white lab coat and large hands. "Oh hello." He said nicely, finally taking notice of them and then angrily turning back to the robotic man "I told you to bring Perry the Platypus here! Why'd you bring me two children? Do platypuses…platypi…platypeople? Oh whatever! Do platypuses look like children to you? Do I need to check your squirrel again?!"

Dipper didn't even want to know what that last part meant; he was already disturbed and confused beyond belief. What the heck was happening here?

"HERE HE IS, DAD." Norm exclaimed and turned his fist so that the platypus showed.

"Oh, there you are Perry the Platypus! I was looking for you!" He smiled and then put his hands on his hips in an angry manner "How come I had to send Norm out to bring you here? Did you not want to thwart me? Is that it? You're a real jerk, Perry the Platypus! I hope you know that!"

The boy just watched the scientist talk to the animal. Apparently it was a platypus, who knew? Anyways, he was talking to it like it was an equal and not just a dumb and mindless animal. Dipper smiled. It amazed him how such a seemingly mindless animal could do so much. This man must be his nemesis and they must have stopped him from doing his job. He knew that magazine wasn't a waste of money! (Although it was really expensive) Half thinking about what he was doing, he pulled out a camera and snapped a photo of the two with a flash. The man stopped mid-argument and remembered the two children were there, turning to them he suddenly asked "Who are you two again?"

"I'm Dipper and this is my sister-"

"MABEL!" Mabel smiled.

"Yeah, Mabel." The boy rolled his eyes.

"Okaaaay, what are you doing here?"

"Norm is it?" Dipper turned to the robot man for confirmation.

"I'M NORM."

"Alrighty then." The boy nodded "Norm sort of grabbed us and brought us here so if you could please let us all go we'd be able to get back to the-"

"Woah! Woah! Woah! Woah! Woah! Woah!" The doctor pushed his hands outward repeatedly "Woah…" He paused and then continued calmly "I'm not letting you go."

"Why not?"

"Agents don't leave until AFTER the machine explodes and the scientist is left cursing after them."

Oh right, he read about the whole routine thing in the comic book. Apparently all the evil guys were strict about that part.

"So when are you going to let us go?" Mabel asked, still clueless about the whole situation.

"I'm not going to let you go." The man told them and the girl lost it.

"You're not going to what now? You can't just keep us trapped here forever! I can't stay here, I have a pig at home!" The girl flailed in the robots hand hopelessly "LET US GO RIGHT NOW!"

"I didn't say you'd be trapped here forever. You'll just be trapped until you escape and destroy my invention. That's what agents do. What are you new recruits or something?"

That's it! He thought they were agents! Of course! Dipper face palmed his forehead.

"But we're not-MMPH!" Her mouth was covered by her brother and he chuckled nervously.

"You got us! We are totally new recruits! Couldn't pull the wool over your eyes Doctor…I'm sorry I didn't catch your name." The boy shook his head.

"Well look who's being formal." The man said and glared at his nemesis "He's a lot more polite than you are you know. I bet he wouldn't be late to our daily nemesis confrontations."

Perry rolled his eyes.

The scientist hmph'd and walk over to pull a sheet off of a large contraption "BEHOLD! My Twin Relocate-inator! With this I will separate all twins! When a twin is blasted they will be teleported someplace else! (This isn't like my 'Go Home-inator' though; it doesn't blast you home, it probably blasts you to another dimension or something…I don't know) That way they'll be alone and no one will know that they're twins because they're not together! It's foolproof and will lead me to being the ruler of this place!"

Dipper was not only amazed by how coincidental this was but he was confused as well and raised an eyebrow questioningly "How will separating twins lead you to becoming the ruler of this place?"

"Oh right! I forgot the backstory! Well…my brother Roger is the mayor and he's currently dating these two hot twins…and when I say hot I say hot. With this machine I will blast both twins so that Roger is left with no one! He'll be really depressed and leave office, and when that happens I will step in and take the position of mayor for my own! I, Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz will finally rule the ENTIRE TRI STATE AREA!" Doofenshmirtz- as they now know he's named –threw his arms out dramatically.

Mabel laughed hysterically and snickered, covering her mouth with her hand "What kind of name is THAT? It's so stupid!"

Heinz scowled at her "Sure, go ahead and laugh now! You won't be laughing when I'm the new leader! I just need a test subject…" He rubbed his chin in thought "Now where am I going to find twins…?"

It was too late for Dipper to stop her because she already spilled the beans.

"It's a bad thing we're twins." She nudged him with her elbow "Right Dipper?"

"Mabel!" Dipper groaned at her.

"Whoops." Mabel chuckled "It slipped…"

Meanwhile, Doofenshmirtz was having an epiphany. "Of course…" He stepped closer and examined their faces, pinching the boy's cheeks. "How did I not see it before? You two are twins! Haha! This is great! Well when I say great, it's great for me. Not so much for you two." The scientist aimed the inator at the boy and got ready to press the button "Say goodbye to your sibling!"

Dipper closed his eyes and waited for a blast to fire in his face, instead there was a click and the twins fell to the ground with an 'oof'. He opened his eyes to see that Mabel was lying next to him and Perry had disconnected some wires in the robot man's wrist.

"OUCH, CAN I GET A BANDAGE?"

"No, you can't get a bandage you glorified waffle iron! Get them!" Doof yelled.

"OKAY DAD." Norm said and began chasing the twins around the lab.

He grabbed his sister's hand and they both ran in circles around the lab, away from the giant robot man. The platypus was fighting Doofenshmirtz, throwing punches and dodging hits and kicking with flips.

"Wow…" Dipper exclaimed, his full attention on the dynamic agent.

"Dipper! Look in front of you!"

"What?" He asked and turned his head, they both ran into some big machine face first. The Pines twins slid down onto the floor, rubbing their aching faces.

Perry knocked the scientist into the machine and his hand accidentally pressed the activation button. The man murmured an 'oops' before it fired. The beam hit Mabel and she was gone.

"Mabel!" Dipper cried in horror "MABEL!" Tears dripped down the boy's face, his sister was gone! What was he going to tell Grunkle Stan?

"So welcome all ye... to the Tent of Telepathy

And thanks for visiting... widdle ol' me!"

He had to get those people away from that tent and to his own stand. The only question was how he was going to do it. This called for a sabotage montage! Spy music played as a montage played of Stan messing with Gideon's shows.

He climbed up a ladder above the stage ready to dump a bucket of dirt and worms on the short star. He smiled in triumph as he dumped it. A hard wind blew the contents of the bucket back in his face. As Gideon went on with his show, Stan was in the background running around in a panic. He was covered in worms and dirt.

…

Stan attempted to climb a beam in the tent and detach a sand bag to fall on Gideon. He got up about six inches and his butt made a squeaking noise as it slid pathetically back down the pole.

…

He stood in the back of the crowd and threw a tomato at the stage, it rebounded from a wooden pole and hit him straight in the face.

A/N: Uh oh! Mabel's gone and Stan is losing here! Someone do something xD Hope I got the characters right. My aunt deleted all my recorded Gravity Falls episodes from the DVR *twitch*

Natty is out, PEACE!