*Disclaimer; I don't own anything. This is all pure imagination and a dirty mind*
WARNING: This is a M rated fic, there's swearing, graphic scenes and sex involved. Weak hearted, turn away.

All the reviews and viewcharts make me so happy! I'm having so much fun writing this! (despite being horrendously sick and having a horrendous amount of writers block)

GrangerDanger03

(Renesmee's POV)

The smell of sex radiating off all the humans in the club was almost nauseating. Everywhere I looked it was countless humans bumping and grinding to the hypnotic music desperately trying to get a sexual high.
The music itself was great, and with my killer outfit clinging to me like its life depended on it, I definitely had all the males eyes on me... Except for the one pair of eyes I wanted. Fucking hell Jacob, he's so thick-skulled he can't even tell I put this on for him!
Ugh, I fucking swear the guy is just teasing me with this on-again-off-again attraction of his. One moment he's all feisty and a sexual demon, the next he backs right off and is just a little puppy.
That's it. No more nice Ren. This is war.

I strode off towards the bar, flirted my way to getting three free drinks and downing them all quickly. The Polish vodka shots delightfully heated up my throat on the way down. Pleasantly, the alcohol coursed through my system and quickly attempted to combat the hybrid blood. With a swish in my hips, and two fresh drinks in my hands I sashayed back to Jacob in one of the booths.

"Got your whiskey on the rocks as per usual, Jacob." I said with a grin.
"Aww, no free shots? You know we haven't done them in ages!" Obviously Jake didn't see me earlier downing the three Polish vodka shots.
"I had three before." With a cute giggle and a smile, Jacob dazed off slightly while sipping on his whiskey.
I downed my drink quickly with a few gulps and leant forwards on the table, resting on my elbows.

"Can we go out and dance yet? I need to lose myself in the music." I pleaded.
"Sure, just let me grab five more shots so I actually feel the alcohol with this stupid fucking wolf blood." Jacob grumbled. His immune system is one to surely be envied, but with the fact they healed much quicker... it meant they had to drink twice as much and twice as fast.

Jacob downed the whiskey and strode over to the bar with me.
"Five vodka shots and a tequila sunrise for the lady." Jacob proclaimed, sliding $30 across to the barman.
Soon, the shots were lined up and Jake downed them all quickly one after the other as I quickly gulped down my drink. I dragged Jake to the dancefloor and immediately started dancing to the hypnotic club mixes. 'Give Me Everything' by Pitbull pounded through the club, I swayed my hips dancing away all my cares and hoping to catch Jacob's attention. Sadly, it seemed I was getting more attention from everyone else.
A tall, toned guy with lightly tanned skin and brown hair stared me down for a good few minutes before making his way over. He put one hand on my waist, and slowly getting closer to grinding on me. He was suddenly stopped by a furious Jacob, flexing his muscles and glaring at him.
"Do you mind not touching my girl?" He growled
"Calm down mate, we're in a fuckin' club. Just havin' some fun. C'mon babe, this is alright? I'll give you a real good taste of down undah!" His East-coast Australian accent punctuating the A's made him a dead giveaway. Tourist looking for a foreign girl to bang. Not on my watch, Skippy.

"Jake, it's okay. I can handle this." I sternly said with a glare at Jacob. "Listen here 'mate', sure we're at a club, but no that doesn't give you permission to grind that sweaty crotch of yours all over me. If you'd be so kind as to step the fuck away, it'd be very much so appreciated, jerk." I pivoted on my heel and strode away to the bar with Jake hot on my heels.

"You 'kay, Ren? I swear I was just looking out for you." He pleaded with me.
"Jake, thankyou. That was very sweet of you." I leaned up and kissed Jacob on the cheek quickly in a show of my thanks... and a little more. "Honestly, he reeked of some stupid deodorant and was making me want to throw up!"
"What kind of an asshat would I be if I didn't scare them off for you? Anyways, you know I like making them scared shitless" Jacob confessed with a wink. Fuck, that one wink had me creaming my panties in a second. I kid you not, the guy turns me on so often and is so oblivious it makes me livid.

After several more drinks, I was finally drunk. Everything was funny and I swayed a little bit when I walked. Jacob, however was only mildly tipsy.
"Jaaaaaaay-cob! Why don't you ever let me have fun? Ya'know! You scare awayy all of my guyzzss and then! And then you just walk back to being frieeeendly Jakey. And All because of you and your stupid sexy musclessss I'm left with nothing! At leassst you could do is be my fix. BUT NO! You don' even look at me!" I poked Jake in his right pec, demanding an explanation from the wobbly yet sexy wolf boy.
"Come on Ren, you're drunk enough now. Time to go back to my place until you sober up." He tried to grab me by my waist and drag me out the door, but my drunken self wasn't having any of that.
"NO! Noh, I ahm not going anywherrre juss yet mistah. I need to find someonewho won't tease me all night!" I protested, dragging myself from his grasp. I definitely did not intend to leave this club without getting at least some action. Just one five-minute make out was all I needed. And I intended to get it very soon.

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