Hi! this is written by Nargles only! To our reviewer, I am not the best at spelling but George had bet that Filch would not get with Hermione. ENJOY!

P.S. deep in the forbidden forrest there is a tree bigger than 1 1/2 grawps. When the last leaf falls of that tree, i still wont own Harry Potter...

B is for Bill Weasley!

Hermione stared at the wall in disbelief. Bill had been right. Ron never truly loved her, this was relieving and depressing. The evidence was a note. All she had left of him.

MIONE

By the time you read this i will be gone. I'm leaving the country with my TRUE love, Lav-lav.

You could never live up to her, your a prude, a dull bookworm. I know you'll understand, we were best friends.

Even if I only kept you around to look kind, thanks for doing my homework all those times. Mum would've gotten

angry if i didn't pass. I never loved you, it was just to keep an appearance. Also, could you not tell anyone about this note? That would be great. Incase my

plan fails and I have to come back, tell them I'm on a business trip. Could you put in a good word for me at the ministry? Since you were my bestfriend and you love me.

RON

Hermione was now angry. reaaaaallllllly angry. He acted as if he was in the position to ask favors! Hermione duplicated the note and sent it to Bill. They had become close after Fleur left him for some other veela. She sent the original to Molly and smiled. everything would work out. Ron was out of the way and Bill was single. Finally she could admit her feelings towards him! She flooed to bill's to confess and celebrate marking the beginning of many happy years to come.

LAPSE 9 years

Ron trudged up the path to the burrow. It was a beautiful day but Lavender had kicked him out after finding Hermione's engagement ring and figuring out that Ron had left her. Lavender was appalled by Ron who had said he was single at the time. He expected Hermione to come rushing into his arms after explaining about the business exchange he had to do.

"Mum? Dad? I'm back!" Ron called from the door.

Molly opened the door with a smirk. she crossed her arms. Lavender had owled her about leaving Ron and apologizing for not knowing earlier. She decided to let the shock of things and the twins to whom she had sent both notes be his punishment. (The entire family had been informed about the first letter as soon as hermione sent it to her).

"Hello Ronald, decided to drop in did you? Long time no see." she said icily.

"Hi mum! Did Mione tell you about my exchange business in America? It was great! I missed you all but I wasn't given an owl." Ron saw nervously. "Where is she, I want to surprise her."

"Celebrating a birthday at shell cottage! My grandchildren just turned 3! I'm waiting for Arthur but I'll be right back!" Molly smiled, mentally high-fiving herself.

"Ok! I guess I'll go then!" Ron said and flooed to shell cottage.

Twins Tyler and Charlotte were playing with uncles Fred and George. Apparently a mean person trying to steal mummy away was about to floo in and they were going to prank him. Then they were going to get daddy bill and uncle harry and they would give him a big kid talk without them. Needless to say, Ron ran away with three red hand marks across his face (courtesy of Hermione once he saw her pregnant and holding Bill's hand and called him a wife stealing old perv) a broken rib from harry after he said harry was his best mate and would back him, his nose vomiting salmons from George, cockroaches coming out his ears from Fred and a broken rib by Bill. As he ran Molly vanished his pants, coloured his boxers pink and magicked his shirt to say "#1 PRICK!". Hermione had to say, she truly was touched by her new family, for they were strong and caring, they would never leave those loved them, and she wouldn't leave as long as she was loved.