AN: I SED STAP FLANING11111111111 leev gud reviooes dis iz a mustardpiece111111111 btw i dint reed da buuk, lyke eww y wud i du sumthin stoopid lyke tha lolz. i sene da movy. ppl hu reed r dumass nurds lolz. btw iff ur a comenist oar a goff oar a goffik cominitsts den FUKKKKKKKK UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU11111111111111111111
chpaer 3: EVUL PLANINGZ
an den triss sed "i hav relay baad nuse"
"OE NUUUUUUUUUUU WAT IZ ITT11111111111111" i sed
"iridits hav evul planz 2 taek ovr da world" tris sed. cuz dere STOOOOPID NURDS amirite11111111111
an den i sed "NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
an den 444444444444444444444 sed "il portect u baeb" jst da sownd ov hs voece maed mi gient z cupp bewbs dripe wid arouese. an den 44444444444 kiked tris ot ov da rume an striped of mi close an den wi hav sekcs pashunatly
TOO B CUNTNUDE (lolzlolzlolz u se wat i ded dere111111111)