Gir could not believe his eyes.

He had just walked in the house with biscuits that he was going to give to his master. And here, his master was kissing the girl that Gir had been in love with for... weeks? Months?

Zim looked over at him, blush all over his face.

"Um, hello, Gir, I was just, um, researching..."

"I know what kind of researching that is, Zim. Well guess what? I'm leaving!" Gir shouted, voice full of pain. He ran out of the door again, taking the still-warm biscuits with him. Where will I go? What will I do without a master?

Then Gir realized...

He was free.

He didn't have to do what Zim wanted anymore. He could find a new master, a better one! Gir squealed and ate a biscuit. He was now motivated. Gir began to think of who he could find to be his master. What about miss Derpy? She'd be an awesome master!

"But how will I find her?" he wondered. Suddenly he remembered: Last week Zim gave him a map-like device. Since Gir was a robot, he could use the device to find where Derpy lived. Gir though very hard.

Where is Derpy Hooves right now? His mind responded to him. Suddenly, his feet started moving towards an apartment building. His arm rang the doorbell of one of the apartments. A young lady with blonde hair and yellow eyes came out.

"Gir! Hey there!" she shouted. "Come on in." Derpy added. He stepped inside, looking sadly at the ground, a tear in his eye.

"What's wrong?" Derpy asked, bending down to his level.

"There was a girl I liked named Gaz. She was kissing my master when I got home." he replied emotionlessly.

Derpy held a hand to her mouth, which was open with shock.

"I'm sorry. That must be so, so awful.." she began saying. She picked the tiny green dog up and hugged him. "It'll be alright. I bet she just didn't know how awesome you are."

Gir looked up at her. "Hey Derpy?"

She responded, "Yes?"

"I abandoned Zim since he don't like me any more. Do you want to be my new master?" Gir asked.

Derpy bit her lip in surprise. "Gir, I think... You can live with me, if you like, but I don't like the idea of being your 'master'. We're friends, and friends are equals."

Gir didn't know how to feel at first. She doesn't want to be my master? But wait, we're friends, so... Yay!

"Does that sound good to you?" Derpy asked again.

"Yes, it does! I have some biscuits, would you like some?" Gir inquired happily.

Derpy Hooves set him down. "It sounds amazing."

Gir got out the biscuits and gave on to Derpy, eating one himself. "Derpy, you're so nice," He chirped.

She blushed. "Well, you're nice, too, you know. And cute."
This time his face went red. "I'm glad Zim's not my master anymore. And look! Mini Moose came with me!"

A tiny, flying moose floated in the air.

"Hello there, Mini Moose. You're really tiny, huh!?"

The moose silently responded, in a way only Gir and Derpy understood.

Derpy reached down to grab a biscuit.

"Here you go, Mini Moose. Eat up!" She cheered. The moose took the food into his mouth.

"We're like a weird kind of family now, huh, Gir?"

Gir nodded. "Yeah."