Hiyah everyone, sorry for the wait. It took me while to get the dueling just right and able to make sense.
So without delay, here's chapter 3!
Disclamer: I do not own Yugioh, or anything involved with Yugioh. I gain no profit from writing this.
Riding Duel! Bark Up the Town!
Over the week everyone does their own thing, Hat and Nik go to a private dueling school in the middle of the county, most of the others work all week, while others have nothing better to do then to work on a D-wheel. Let's watch!
It is a Tuesday afternoon in Naples. Brandon has just gotten off of work and Ariel and he are testing their newly built D-wheel.
Ariel stands next to the garage that Ariel and Brandon have set up in the local junkyard with a stopwatch and a clipboard waiting looking quite bored.
Then the sound of a motorcycle engine gradually becoming louder is heard. Looking down the cleared out path between heaps of garbage one could see Brandon riding a Harley rigged with a duel disk.
As he races past, Ariel clicks the stop button on his stopwatch and writes down the time on his clipboard before walking over to the garage where Brandon has just parked the bike.
"Hey Ariel," Brandon yells, "So how'd I do?"
"Not bad," Ariel says placing the watch and clipboard on a makeshift table. "it's defiantly gotten faster that's for sure."
"Yahoo! I'll be able to out race Randy in no time haha! Woof!"
"Yes yes, but we should really test out if the duel disk can operate while you're in motion. We must find an opponent in the area to race against, it will be good practice as well."
"Alright! I can just ask Randy for a test duel and we'll borrow Hat's D-wheel for him to use."
"Yah two problems with that." Ariel says bringing a chalk board out of nowhere drawing some stick figures with names attached to them.
"Problem one." Ariel says pointing to a stick figure with a ponytail, with and arrow saying Randy, carrying what looks like a pile of folded scribbles to a poorly drawn van. "Randy has work all week and whatever time he does have off he sleeps or buys cards on Duelbay."
"Duelbay?" Brandon asks.
"Yes Duelbay, blame the writing staff. Problem two," Ariel then points to a stick figure of Hat, who is at a poorly drawn building that says CCAD,
"Hat is far away at the Collier County Academy for Duelists and can't ask her to borrow her D-Wheel." Then pointing at another stick figure showing what looks like a D-wheel in a glass case.
"And Hat's mother said that no one can use the D-wheel until Hat gets her D-wheel license. And we all know that won't be for a long time considering how lazy Hat is."
"Huh…" Brandon thinks for a long while. "Sooo what do we do?"
"Normally it would be easy to find a duelist to duel against but considering that everyone in Naples just got duel disks, not everyone has them and so almost no one will have a D-wheel. We might have to go to a big city to find someone."
"Well…" Brandon starts "maybe we can…" but he is then interrupted by a loud motor sound coming close to the junk yard.
Turning towards the gate the two of them see three motorcycles driving into the junkyard and stopping next to Ariel and Brandon's cars. Two of the bikers walk to the cars one of them carrying a baseball bat.
"Hey boss?" says the biker with the baseball bat "look at these perfectly good cars in the middle of nowhere, should we hi-jack'em?"
"Yah can we boss!?" asks the other biker.
"Heh, why not," says the last biker getting up and taking off his helmet revealing a man with a red and green swirled mohawk, dark sunglasses, and horn tattoos on the sides of his head. "I don't know what kind of moron would leave such perfectly working cars in a dump like this."
The biker with the baseball bat prepares to swing at one of the car's windows when a hand grabbed the end of the bat.
The biker turned around to see Ariel who grabbed the bat.
"I would appreciate it if you didn't damage my car. I just got the dents out of the hood, and I need it to be able to go home and play Persona 4."
With that Ariel pulls the bat towards him making the biker loose balance, Ariel crouches over into a battle stance and launches his palms into the biker's chest flipping him over and flying into a heap of garbage.
"Huh…" Ariel looks at the flung biker and scratches his head "I wonder how I did that?"
"you bastard!" said the other biker running to punch Ariel but only to get punched in the face by Brandon sending him flying into the garbage too.
"No one messes with our rides and gets away with it! Woof!" Brandon was about to go punch the boss when Ariel notices something and holds Brandon back by the collar of his shirt.
"Wait Brandon, look closely at their bikes, they're D-wheels."
"heh," scoffs the Boss Biker "aren't you the sharp one, you Naples pansies have probably never seen these top of the line D-wheels."
"PANSIES?" Brandon yells, "Why I otta…"
"Biker" Ariel walks up to the biker calmly and makes an offer "would you like to duel Brandon in a Riding Duel?"
"Uuuh… why not yourself?" the biker asks.
"Because A, we are testing our newly made D-wheel and need to make sure the holograms work so I need to watch it carefully. And B, I don't feel like dueling you, I'd rather stomp you in the face."
"Sure, I'll duel yah, but only if I win I get your D-wheel and your cars."
"Sure," Ariel agrees "But if Brandon wins we get all three of your D-wheels"
"WHAT!?" Brandon yells pulling Ariel into a small huddle "You're going to risk our new D-wheel and our cars just like that? The hell man? Woof?"
"Why not," Ariel says "this guy's a pushover, seariously who uses the word pansy anymore? Besides you haven't dueled in a while you're getting rusty."
"True, true, alright let's do it!" Brandon turns to the biker and says "let's duel! Woof!"
"You're on punk" Says the biker hoping onto his D-wheel.
Brandon runs to his D-wheel as well and as they both drive to the starting line in front of the garage as Ariel climbs onto the highest junk mountain nearby to watch.
The track is a very long oval shaped track going around heaps of garbage.
Both the duelists activate Speed World 2 and when the timer hit zero the two launch off with Brandon taking the lead.
"I'll be starting things off woof! Draw!" Brandon says drawing his first card.
4000Sc1.4000Sc1
"I summon, Mad Dog of Darkness in attack mode!"
A large demonic orange dog with large horns at the tips of his ears, large feet, large teeth, a collar with the letter M written on it, a bob tail, and glaring red eyes runs onto the field with a mighty bark before running next to Brandon's D-wheel.
ATK/1900 DEF/1400 DARK/BEAST Lv4
"then I set two cards face down and that ends my turn."
"Is that all you got, draw!"
Speed Counters: Br2 Bk2
"I activate Count Up by sending any number of cards to the graveyard my speed spell counters increase by two for each card, and I discard 2 cards."
The Biker discards the cards Speed Spell Raigeki and Adhesion Trap Hole. His D-wheel gaining on Brandon
Speed Counters: Br2 Bk6
"Now I normal summon Chaosrider Gustaph in attack mode!"
Out rides a green demon with large horns, a long blade on a long staff, wearing a red harness over his chest arms and legs plus a red muzzle, riding a red chopper style motorcycle.
ATK/1400 DEF/1500 WIND/WARRIOR Lv 4
"And now I activate his effect, by removing two spell cards in my grave yard he gains 300 Atk for each one."
ATK/2000
"Now Gustaph attack his Mad Dog! Spell Slicer!"
The biker demon glows bluish-green as he speeds towards the Mad Dog spinning his staff before stabbing the dog in the side destroying it.
3800.4000
"I activate Soul Rope." Brandon says revealing one of his face down card. "When one of my monsters is destroyed and sent to the graveyard I can pay 1000 life points to special summon a level 4 monster from my deck, so I pick another Mad Dog of Darkness! In attack mode!"
Another demonic dog runs onto the field next to Brandon's bike.
2800.4000
"I set a card face down and end my turn, your move pansy."
"PANSY! I'll beat yah so badly for that, draw!"
Speed Counters: Br3 Bk7
"I summon yet another Mad Dog of Darkness!"
And again another demonic dog runs on to the field, on the other side of Brandon's D-wheel.
"Then I activate my face down card Beserking! Once per turn during my main phase or my opponent's battle phase I can half the attack of one of my beast type monsters to have another beast type monster gain the attack."
One of the Mad Dogs glows orange, giving away its energy to the other Mad Dog which is glowing green.
Green Dog ATK/2850
Orange Dog ATK/950
"Now green dog, attack his Chaos Rider!"
The dog runs at the demon, the demon tries to stab the dog with his staff but the dog keeps dodging and bites the demon on the jugular destroying it.
2800.3150
"And then orange dog will attack you directly!"
The orange dog runs up to the biker and slams into the side of the D-wheel causing it to wobble.
2800.2200
"Then I set a card face down and end my turn."
Meanwhile, on top of the garbage hill, Ariel has been taking notes. But when I say taking notes I mean being a total lazyass and playing videogames.
"Go Infernape! Thunderbolt! Haha! Cheating is fun!"
Back on Track
"My turn. Draw!" says the biker.
Speed Counters: Br4 Bk8
"I summon, Diskblade Rider in attack mode!"
Another green demon, this time on a blue motorcycle, rides onto the field with large gold horns, wearing blue armor and face mask, and carrying two circular wheel blades.
ATK/1700 DEF/1500 WIND/WARRIOR Lv4
"Now I activate his effect! By removing one normal trap card from my graveyard he gains 500 attack!"
Diskblade rider glows red as he is empowered by the trap card.
ATK/2200
"Diskblade Rider attack one of his Mad Dogs!"
The demon throws one of his disk blades at one of the mad dogs.
"Wow!" Brandon says "You're a dumbass! I activate the effect of Beserking! Letting the Mad Dog your attacking gain the attack of the other Mad Dog. Now Mad Dog counterattack!"
The Mad Dog glowing green again runs towards the disk, catches it in its mouth then whipping his head to throw the disk right back at the rider the disk hitting it in the shoulder before being destroyed.
2800.1550
"Grr, my Diskblade Rider, I'll set one card face down and end my turn."
Speed Counters: Br5 Bk9
"Draw! I normal summon Black Dog Beast-Bau in Attack mode!"
A black wolf like dog with glaring red eyes and metal armor strapped to his left solder howls as he races onto the field in between the two Mad Dogs.
ATK/1800 DEF/1200 DARK/BEAST Lv. 4
"Now my dogs! Attack him directly!"
The dogs run towards the biker jumping to attack him.
"I activate mirror force!"
Brandon gasps "REACTION SHOT!"
"BRANDON!" Ariel screams from on top of the garbage pile. "If you make one more reference to an abridged series I swear I'm gonna pop you!"
"BUT YOU JUST USED AN ABRIGED QUOTE TOO! YAH GOD DAMN SPRICK!"
"SHUT UP!"
"Anyway," says the biker "When one of your monsters attacks I can destroy all your face up attack monsters, and that would be all of them!"
A large clear force hits the dogs and makes them bounce back and self-destruct.
"Damn," says Brandon "I'll set two cards face down and end my turn."
Speed Counters: Br6 Bk10
"DRAW! HAHAHA! Your rides will be mine! I activate Speed Spell Cost Down!"
"When you activate that I activate Slip Stream!"
"… and what does that do?"
"Absolutely nothing right now!"
"HAHAHA a garbage card for someone in a garbage dump! Anyways the effect of Speed Spell Cost Down is when I have 10 or more speed spell counters and discard a card from my hand, all the monsters in my hand go down by two levels!"
The biker discards Flying Kamakiri #1
"Now I normal summon the mighty awesome, Fantastically Sparkly Rider Phil!"
Another horned green goblin only this time riding a purple spider motorcycle wearing a purple face mask, purple harness on his chest arms and legs, carrying a hooked sword.
ATK/2000 DEF/1500 WIND/WARRIOR Lv4 (usually 6)
Brandon just stares at the creature and says "that monster looks… kinda gay."
"Shut up! You'll hurt its feelings! I activate his effect, when he is successfully normal summoned I can remove all wind type monsters in my graveyard from play to have him gain 700 attack for each one."
ATK/4100
"Phil! Attack the pansy directly and finish this duel."
Phil glows purple and drives towards Brandon swinging his hooked sword.
"I activate birthright! With it I can special summon one normal monster from my graveyard in attack mode and I choose one of my Mad Dogs."
Phil redirects his attack towards the Mad Dog, ringing its neck with his sword destroying it.
600.1550
"I'll end my turn there; face it kid you got no chance! No normal monster can beat this attack! Hahahaaaha!"
Brandon draws his next card.
Speed Counters: Br7 Bk11
"Now the effect of my Slip Stream card activates, if my speed spell counters are lower than my opponents I gain a total of speed counters equal to the difference of our speed counters!."
"Eh!?"
As Brandon's speed spell counters increase he speeds up ahead of his opponent.
Speed Counters: Br11 Bk11
"Now I'll activate the speed spell card, Speed Ritual! If I have 10 or more speed counters I can treat this spell card as any ritual spell card as long as the monster being summoned is in my hand and I send off the right amount of monsters for the cost. So I send off Gene-Warped Warwolf and another Black Dog-Bau to ritual summon, Lycanthrope!"
Out running onto the field comes a grey werewolf with large teeth, yellow eyes, abs, ripped up blue jean pants, mechanical wires connecting to two plugs on his chest and two mechanical arm braces, one on each arm, and a necklace. He howls as he runs next to Brandon's D-wheel.
ATK/2400 DEF1800 EARTH/BEAST-WARRIOR Lv.6
"HAHAAHAHAHAHA" the biker laughs hysterically "you think you can beat a monster with 4100 attack with such a puny ritual monster."
"Yes," Brandon replies "yes I do, because that monster's defense sucks! I now activate the spell card, Speed Spell Enemy Controller! When I have 4 or more speed spell counters I can switch one of my opponent's face up attack position monsters to defense mode."
Phil then opts to putting his sword away and activating a shield around his bike.
"Ah! But you still can't get to my life points!"
"Wanna bet? I activate the facedown card Meteorain giving Lycanthrope piercing ability!"
"Uh oh" the biker gulps.
"Lycanthrope attack his gay biker! Moonlight Scythe Wolf Claw!"
Lycanthrope runs at Phil with his claws shining, giving a mighty howl he breaks through the shield of Phil's bike and strikes at Phil's neck destroying him.
600.650
"Whatever I'll get you next turn!"
Brandon smirked with a toothy dog grin. "You have no more turns woof. I activate Lycanthrope's effect. When he inflicts damage onto my opponent, my opponent takes 200 points of damage for every one of the normal monsters in my graveyard."
"WHAT!"
"Lycanthrope, finish him, Full Moon Wave."
Lycanthrope howls a large howl creating supersonic waves that hit the biker causing his life points to hit 0.
600.0
The biker's automatically stopped and started smoking up. Brandon then turned around and parked next to the biker.
"Alright, now if you don't mind I'll be taking your D-wheel. Woof."
"Like hell you are!" The biker drives off towards the gate.
Brandon just sighs and says, "no one likes a sore loser."
As the biker reaches the gate he yells at his two goons "Come on we're getting out of here."
But all of a sudden a group of three large dogs runs from on top of a garbage mountain as one of them, a husky, jumps at the biker biting his arm and making him fall off the bike. And the bike runs into a heap of garbage.
"What the hell! Guys do something!" but his two goons were currently being assaulted by a couple other dogs, a Doberman and a Rottweiler.
"That's it! Forget the bikes! Run for it!"
So the bikers and his goons ran out of the gate and down the road with the dogs still barking at them.
During all this Brandon went to find Ariel.
"Man, I knew getting those guard dogs was a good idea, right Ariel!"
He gets to the top of the garbage mountain to see Ariel playing on his old DS lazily.
"Oh hey," Ariel says finally noticing Brandon "how'd the duel go?"
Brandon gets agitated and screams. "YOU WEREN'T EVEN WATCHING!"
"I knew you'd win, and right when I saw the duel disk work there was no point in watching you anymore."
"YOU BASTARD!" Brandon tries to punch Ariel but Ariel blocks and tries to kick Brandon which he blocks and this goes on for quite a while until they both lose balance and fall off the garbage mountain.
Ariel lazily says, "You wanna get some taco bell?"
So there is Chapter 3! Yah, i bet you guys saw a dog deck coming for Brandon. though when i was writing the chapter's duel i didn't know till half way through thate Lycanthrope Deck was already used in Yugioh Gx. But, it was used by a minor character called Skull Knight. So from now on i will try to not use decks that have already been in the anime or used frequently/majorly in the anime unless there is a cameo, that means no elemental heros, no roids, no dark magician (although dark magican girl might show up since she always does in every season).
Also i'm gonna use a certain running joke from now on using famous quotes from Anime or Abridged series but all characters (excpet Ariel) have no idea where they are from.
Of course i must give credit to those who made the quotes
Credit for "Reaction Shot!" "I swear i'm going to pop you" and "Little Sprick" all come from Yugioh Gx Abridged by Darksideincorperated, ROCK ON DSI!
Anywho next chapter
Adventure of Doan, what'd you say!?
and a little preview
Hat freaks out runs around and out of the grocery store. And the cashier just goes about his job.
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Then while they were fighting the D-wheel landed on top of them
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, but all he could hear was the crunching sound of his cereal.
Hahaha i didn't say it'd be a revealing preview. anywho pleas READ AND REVIEW!
REDMDS: or you all and i will have to deal with her lazyness
Shut it dragon!