Hey guys! I'm back with another oneshot taken straight from mine and Yami's Counterpart roleplay! This one's posting date (June 20th, 2014) also marks the one-year anniversary since we met and began writing together. Enjoy!
"Give it up, Galaxy! You won't beat me!" Yami yelled, hiding behind a couch.
"Who said anything about beating you or giving up?" Galaxy replied, appearing above Yami and pouring glittered pudding on his head before disappearing.
"Have it your way." Yami grinned, slamming a 20-foot pudding cup on Galaxy before disappearing. Galaxy soon ate a hole through the pudding cup and climbed out.
"Here, i can't eat all of this myself!" she called, slamming the rest on Yami and disappearing again.
"Thirsty? Have a soda!" Yami whooped, eating the rest of the pudding cup and causing soda to rain on the authoress.
Galaxy instantly snapped her fingers, causing a soda tsunami. "Come on, is that all you've got?" she taunted., then yelped as an ice cream blizzard hit her.
"I was gonna ask you the same!" Yami called.
"Mmm, vanilla. Hey, let's make an ice cream fort and pelt the Gingkas with icecreamballs!" Galaxy exclaimed as she poked her head out of the ice cream.
"Oh, that sounds like fun!" Yami exclaimed, jumping up and down excitedly like a two-year-old.
"Let's get to work then!" Galaxy whooped, snapping her fingers and changing into snow gear.
"Ok!" Yami replied, changing into an assassin's outfit as Galaxy began piling ice cream into a wall. The black-haired author then created a giant ice cream castle, while Galaxy put flags on the turrets and dug a moat.
"Root beer float?" she grinned, filling her moat with root beer and holding up a couple of mugs.
"Don't mind if I do!" Yami replied, taking a mug.
Galaxy scooped up ice cream with her mug, then filled the rest with root beer.
"Mmm, but maybe we should make a second moat with hot chocolate, fortified with marshmallows and stuff. We'll also need a few cannons… About there and there." Galaxy mused.
"Done!" Yami replied, snapping his fingers and causing the cannons to appear where Galaxy had pointed.
Galaxy grinned. "It's so much less work when you're an FFA. Now, what else should we do?" The authoress thought for a moment, sipping her root beer float, then snapped her fingers and caused a second moat to appear, with marshmallow alligators swimming in it.
Yami raised an eyebrow. "Marshmallow alligators?"
Galaxy shrugged. "What else could survive in a hot chocolate moat? Definitely not regular alligators, if we want to drink that. We need some sort of defenses against flying attacks though…"
Instantly, Yami snapped his fingers and ice cream jets appeared and started flying around the castle.
"I figured you'd take care of that if i brought it up. Now, we just go inside and wait." Galaxy grinned.
"Very well." Yami replied, picking up the redheaded authoress bridal style and carrying her to the castle. Galaxy yelped in surprise and hung on tight, causing a laugh from Yami as they went inside.
"If you drop me, you're dead." Galaxy threatened. Yami merely stuck his tongue out and continued walking while Galaxy pouted.
"So, what now? Where did the Gingkas go, anyway?" Galaxy asked after Yami had set her down.
"Don't know." Yami shrugged.
"Hmm... We might have a long wait then. Or not." Galaxy grinned, pointing at a blue glow in the distance.
"Is that Gingka?" Yami asked.
"Probably. Shall we get his attention and find out?" Galaxy replied.
"Good idea." Yami nodded.
Galaxy pulled a small sphere out of her pocket and threw it towards the blue glow.
"What was that?" Yami asked.
"Atomic glitter bomb, what else? Or was it one of those new portal creators... I really should put those in separate pockets. Either way, we'll find out in three, two, one…" Galaxy trailed off as a glitter explosion appeared in the distance.
"Glitter bomb." Yami confirmed.
"Yup. Now he probably thinks he's under attack. Let's try this one." Galaxy muttered, throwing another sphere. A white light glowed in the distance as the blue light disappeared and Gingka appeared between the moats.
"What was that?" Yami asked.
"The portal creator, i basically teleported him here without using powers. Now, where'e EG?" Galaxy asked, holding up another sphere and grinning while Gingka and Kaminari looked around, confused at the ice cream.
"I don't know. Training?" Yami suggested.
"I'll go find him." Galaxy sighed, teleporting away.
"Good luck with that."
"Let me guess, this was either Yami or Galaxy's doing, right?" Gingka shouted.
"Found him!" Galaxy whooped, reappearing.
"Hello?" Gingka called.
"I'll go find out." Kaminari sighed and flew up, but was quickly shot down by the ice cream planes.
Yami laughed at the sight on a computer screen inside.
"Well, we know that the defenses work." Galaxy grinned, teleporting EG next to Gingka.
"Now, let the war begin!" the authoress whooped, snapping her fingers and causing the walls to start humming softly.
"What the?" EG said confusedly, opening his eyes and standing up.
"Ready? Open fire!" Galaxy grinned.
Yami grinned and snapped his fingers, causing the cannon to start firing at the Gingkas.
"What the-?" EG yelped as he was hit.
"Hey! Kaminari, get them!" Gingka ordered, shielding his face. Kaminari again leapt into the air, but was again shot down as Galaxy and Yami started throwing water balloons filled with chocolate syrup and vanilla icecreamballs at the two Gingkas.
"Are those two insane? Scratch that, they are." EG sighed as he was hit in the face by an icecreamball.
Gingka attempted to dodge but got hit. "I knew this was their doing as soon as i saw it! he yelped, falling into the root beer moat.
"Gingka!" EG called.
"I'm fine! Is this... Root beer?" Gingka called as he popped up and was instantly pelted by more chocolate syrup and ice cream.
"Dang it! My wings are getting completely chocolate-logged!" Kaminari wailed.
"Well, they're having fun down there." Yami commented.
"But we're having more fun up here." Galaxy grinned, throwing root beer float bombs.
"Can't you two find something else to do that doesn't involve torturing us?" Gingka called, earning himself a mouthful of ice cream in response. "Gahh! brain freeze!"
"Did that answer your question?" Yami asked, grabbing a big bucket of chocolate and pouring it all over the two bladers and their beys.
EG tried to block the chocolate. "Great, I'm gonna need a shower after this." He muttered.
"Hakaihime, help me with this!" Kaminari called, firing lightning at the castle in an attempt to destroy it.
"That's not going to do them much good." Galaxy chuckled.
"She said that she rather stay in bey form and not get pelted with ice cream." EG reported.
"Then she could at least fire some dark energy. She doesn't need to be in human form to- How is this not working?" Kaminari exclaimed as her lightning was repelled.
"Ray shield, you won't get through it!" Galaxy's voice echoed down to them.
"Dang it, they thought of everything! Now, would someone help me out of this root beer?" Gingka asked.
"Seriously, you couldn't just pull yourself out of there?" EG asked, pulling his counterpart out.
"Do you know how slippery those sides are? Trust me, i tried. Don't make me push you in." Gingka grunted.
EG grinned evilly. "Push you in? Good idea." he said, pushing Gingka back into the root beer.
"Good one, EG!" Yami laughed.
Gingka grabbed EG's hand as he fell and pulled him in as well.
"Those two are too much fun to watch." Galaxy chuckled.
"Idiots. I'm out of here until i can come up with a solution!" Kaminari said, bolting, but skidding to a stop next to the hot chocolate moat. "Seriously?" she exclaimed.
"You're such a sore loser." EG said as he surfaced.
"Loser? I don't seem to remember losing anything here, except for being clean. Now, how do we get out of here and away from them?" Gingka retorted.
"If I knew, then we would be out of here by now." EG growled.
"Then hurry up and figure it out, i'm going to see if we can get inside." Gingka snapped, swimming for the castle wall.
"Oh, no you don't!" Galaxy exclaimed, causing Gingka to be eaten by an ice cream shark.
"Huh? Oh, great. Where did that idiot go?" EG asked a few seconds later.
"He got eaten by an ice cream shark. Hurry up before it gets you, too." Hakaihime said, appearing and pulling EG out of the root beer.
"Did you really have to make the shark eat him?" Yami asked.
Galaxy shrugged. "He could eat it just as easily, but i had to keep him from getting to the wall somehow."
"You have a plan on getting us out of here?" EG asked.
"Sure, but we're gonna have to get Gingka out of there first." Hakaihime said.
At that moment, Gingka pushed himself out the side of the ice cream shark. "Alright, now we really need to get out of here!" he yelped, swimming away from a few more ice cream sharks that were charging.
"Come on!" Hakaihime exclaimed, grabbing Gingka's hand. "Kaminari, grab my shoulder!"
"Just watch out for the planes." Kaminari said as she obeyed.
"Don't worry about that. Just hang on tight." Hakaihime said as her eyes glowed and all of them disappeared in a swirl of dark flames.
"Uh-oh, they've disappeared." Galaxy commented, looking out the window.
"Not good." Yami muttered.
Hakaihime, meanwhile, appeared above a river, then dropped Gingka and EG into the water.
Gingka soon popped up, sputtering. "Hey! Can't you drop us on the ground?!" he yelled as Kaminari cove in next to him.
"Well, now my wings aren't covered in ice cream and chocolate." the Pegasus girl commented.
"No, 'cause you need a bath." Hakaihime replied.
"She has a point." EG said as he broke the surface of the water.
"Well, yeah, but couldn't she have just taken us back to the house for that." Gingka said.
"So, you want me to bring you to the insanity duo, so you can get pelted with ice cream?" Hakaihime asked.
"Wasn't the house behind the castle somewhere? If we could have gotten inside it, then we could have gotten showers." Gingka grunted as he climbed out of the river with Kaminari.
"Quit being a wuss." EG said as he climbed out of the river. "Guess we gotta stay back for a little while."
"Yeah, unless we want to get pelted or have a plan to get them back." Gingka sighed.
"You know it's impossible to get them back, don't be a fool." EG said.
Gingka shrugged. "I bet we could come up with something if we bothered to try hard enough."
"It's no use. Yami is a master prankster. If you prank him, he'll prank you back tenfold. He even beat my mom in a pranking contest." Hakaihime said.
"Your mom? Wow." Gingka said, raising an eyebrow.
"We could still try something, i'm bored anyway." Kaminari said.
"I'm staying out of it." EG declared.
"If you want to end up covered in feathers and looking like a chicken, that's your problem." Hakaihime said.
"Pshh, i don't mind feathers." Kaminari smirked.
"Chickens are stupid. Trust me." Galaxy said, appearing next to the group, then disappearing.
"Oh, and I can do much worse than that, trust me." Yami laughed evilly, also appearing, then disappearing.
"Those two creep me out sometimes." Gingka sighed.
"Take that evil laugh as a warning: Don't trifle with Yami." EG said.
"Not that i do in the first place." Gingka chuckled.
"That proves that you're smarter than you look." EG said.
"Hey! You know, i'm not taking that as a compliment." Gingka protested.
"Am I supposed to care?" EG asked.
"Maybe, but you probably wouldn't care if you were supposed to care even if you were." Gingka retorted.
"Glad to know we have an understanding." EG smirked.
Hakaihime rolled her eyes. "As if anyone can understand you with that emotionless mask you always wear."
Gingka grinned. "I have to agree with Hakaihime on that one."
"Whatever." EG sighed.
Hakaihime giggled at EG.
Gingka sighed. "Well, what should we do, since we clearly can't go back to the house?"
"Heck if I know." EG replied, laying down on the grass.
"Well, if you're going to take a nap, then i'm going to climb that tree." Gingka sighed, heading for a nearby tree.
"Watch, when he decides he wants to come down, i'll grab him and put him in the top of that tree over there." Kaminari whispered to Hakaihime, pointing at a very tall tree.
"Hope you don't fall." EG said. Hakaihime giggled.
"I said i was going to climb it, not fall out of it." Gingka said, glaring at EG.
"You could fall while climbing it, genius." EG retorted.
"The possibility exists, but its not going to happen." Gingka snorted, pulling himself up on a branch.
"Suit yourself." EG said, rolling over on his side so that his back was facing Gingka.
