*Intro*
Hey Mom and Dad I'm doing fine.
*Ferrian and Amphion racing up a hill*
You guys are on my mind,
*Camera zooms up the hill, showing John falling off, and attempting to grab Walter's helpful hand, at the last second Walter lets John fall*
You asked me what I wanted to be,
*The camera zooms underwater Jenna and Piper are underwater fighting*
Now I think the answer is plain to see
*Edward is in the forest, looking through binoculars, he sees Kanna and Lavender in the kitchen, the camera zooms to the kitchen*
I wanna be... famous!
*Kanna tries Chef's food and vomits all over Lavender*
Na na na na na na
*Camera zooms to outside a cabin, Anna runs screaming out and slams into Katie*
Na na na na na na
*The camera zooms out to reveal Emily making a heart shape, camera zooms to Tom, Kael, and Christine climbing over each other to reach a marshmallow being dangled by Chris*
I wanna be, I wanna be
*The camera quickly shows every single cast member*
I wanna be famous...
*The camera ends on the entire cast roasting marshmallows in a fire*
*Intro end*
*Focus on the Dangerous Dingo's, Kael and Tom are talking.*
Tom: So, Kael…
Kael: Yeah?
Tom: I was talking to Walter, and he asked me to look into you.
Kael *slightly nervous*: Uh… why?
*Tom takes out a notebook and writes something down, than scans the book. He then turns back to Kael*
Kael: Uh… what's that for?
Tom: Alright drop the frightened weasel facade.
Kael: Uh… what do you mean?
Tom: C'mon, I see through you.
Tom's Confessional
Tom: Walter gave me a notepad with notes on how to tell if Kael's lying, I sifted through the notepad, and uh… Walter's weird. Real weird. I uh…
*Tom pulls out the notepad, flips to a random page and shows a drawing of Christine*
Tom: He is reeeeeally weird.
End Confessional
Kael: Oh finally. The facade has been like hell keepin' up.
Tom: Alright, I have a proposition for you, you see, me, you and Walter have something in common.
Kael: What? We all keep up facade's?
Tom: Actually yeah how did you know?
Kael: You've acted very different then you're first impression, pretty obvious man.
Tom: Yeah, okay so you join us, or we reveal to everyone else that you've been lying to everyone else.
Kael: Uh.. you don't leave me much choice do you?
Kael's Confessional
Kael: I really needed to play my cards right here. If I join them, this will only further discredit me later if I'm caught. Keyword being caught, or I could deny, and be caught lying, that would leave me open to plenty of votes. So I think…
End Confessional
Kael: I don't like it… but no choice I guess.
*Tom and Kael shake hands, far off, in the trees, Edward is sitting on a branch, with binoculars.*
Edward Confessional
Edward: Alright, before I'm called a creep, I'm just scanning my competition, this weird pattern has been going on, 3 contestants keep communicating everywhere, and it's weird. I need to listen in and figure out what's going on… On second thought this is really creepy alone. I think I just need to make some friends, well not like, actual friends, acquaintances I guess.
End Confessional
*Focus shifts to John and Anna*
Anna: So uh… John is it?
John: Yeah.
Anna *sarcastically*: So you going for like an introverted edgy type?
*John chuckles*
John: That's funny. Yeah, you'd think that.
Anna: I really hope we win this challenge!
John *sarcastically*: Nooo, I would hate for us to win
Anna: Nice. You seem nice.
John: Yeah, I actually have this uh…
*John shuffles around his pocket before pulling out a printed photo of a painting of Chris dressed as the king of England. In the background the original cast and Chef are all in clown outfits.*
Anna *sarcastically*: A true work of art.
John: Brings a tear to my eye.
Anna: So… alliance?
John: Yeah maybe. I'm kinda trying to fly under the radar.
Anna: Oh, cool. Um… I can do secret, I guess?
John: Fine, sure, why not?
Anna: Cool
*Anna and John shake hands. Focus shifts to the Ferocious Ferret's, specifically to Lavender and Kanna*
Lavender: Ello, so… Your Kanna right mate?
Kanna: Hai! Oh yeah, that's yes in English.
Lavender: Ya' seem pretty cool mate. I would be talking to Piper but-
Kanna: She seems pretty interested in Amphion.
Lavender: Yeah. You seem pretty cool though.
Kanna: Thanks.
Lavender: Wanna be in an alliance mate?
Kanna: Well, not right now, I want to get to know everyone first.
Lavender: Yeah, that's pretty fair mate.
*Focus shifts to Emily and Katie*
Emily: So… you're trans…
Katie: Ugh, YES.
Emily Confessional
Emily: Yeesh.
End Confessional
Emily: Alright sorry.
Katie: It's fine. I just want people to stop recognizing me for that and that only.
Emily: Yeah. It's just… you need to understand how monumental your role is!
Katie: Huh?
Emily: The first Total Drama transgender! That's WAAAAY cool!
Katie: Is it?
Emily: Yeah, it's so-
Chris *on loudspeakers*: ALL CAMPERS COME TO THE COLOSSEUM FOR YOUR CHALLENGE.
Katie: What colosseum?
Chris *on loudspeakers*: IT'S NORTH OF THE MAIN CLIFF, YOU CAN'T MISS IT.
Emily: Alright, let's go.
*Focus shifts to inside a small colosseum. All campers are there with Chris and Chef there*
Chris: Welcome to your first challenge. This is going to be brutal. Chef?
*Chef unfurls a small banner, it has pairs of contestants on it. The are from opposite teams*
Chris: We're going to set each person up on your team against someone on the opposite team. Dingo's one of your players has to sit out.
John: Me!
Dangerous Dingo's: Huh?
John: Yeah, I'm uh… not good at combat so I'm out. This also isn't a team challenge so…
Walter: Okay, fair.
Chris: The official listing of each pair is officially:
Amphion V Ferrian
Kanna V Kael
Katie V Walter
Jenna V Edward
Piper V Christine
Lavender V Tom
Emily V Anna
Walter: So who do you think's going to win? Ferrian or Amphion?
Christine: Oh my god, go away.
Walter: Fiiine.
Chris: Alright, teams get in your respective sides of the arena. Our first battle, Ferrian vs Amphion will commence in a second.
*Amphion and Ferrian are both given sloppy, badly put together wooden swords and shields. They get into combative stances, they take a few shots, before realizing the tools are simply holding them back.*
Amphion: Stupid bargain bin...
*Ferrian and Amphion throw away the tools and get into a normal fist fight. Amphion takes a more defensive stance. Dodging the metallic might of Ferrian*
Ferrian: Stop… dodging!
*Amphion runs laps around Ferrian, they go at it for a bit, Ferrian swinging constantly, At one point, Ferrian takes a normal shot, Amphion attempts to grab the arm, but is simply thrown aside.*
Amphion: Oof, unfair… metal…
*Amphion begins running laps around Ferrian, just gaining speed, than running toward the wall of the colosseum, running up it, than leaping off, smashing, Ferrian in the head.*
Chris: Oooooh, cool moves! Looks like it's 1-0 with the Ferret's in the lead. Kanna and Kael! Your turn!
*Kanna and Kael are given their crude weapons, and face each other*
Kanna Confessional
Kanna: Kael has always acted so nice towards me, I just feel like he might throw the challenge.
End Confessional
Kael Confessional
Kael: I thought about throwing the game, but then my head would be on the chopping block if we lost.
End Confessional
*Kael runs at Kanna, putting Kanna slightly off guard. Kanna blocks Kael's swing, but puts a hole in the shield.*
Kanna: That was unexpected.
*Kael clearly has the upperhand on Kanna, Kael manages to disarm Kanna, and Kanna is at his mercy*
Kanna: Īe!
Kael Confessional
Kael: That means no. I have to be honest, I'm fairly distraught. Though to be honest, my victory is more important than Kanna.
End Confessional
*Kael shoves Kanna to the ground, pointing his sword at her*
Kael: Sorry.
Chris: Woah. Brutal, alright. It's 1-1, a tie. BORING. Alright next is… Katie V Walter. HA! This is gonna be quick.
*Katie and Walter step up with their crude tools.*
Walter: Alright… let's discuss this.
Katie: Nah. I'm good.
*Walter takes a weak swing at Katie, Katie just catches the sword and tosses it away*
Walter Confessional
Walter: I had to employ some clever misdirection.
End Confessional
*Walter does a fake lunge forward, and throws his shield so it will bounce off the walls and at Katie.*
Katie: Really?
*Katie catches the shield without looking*
Walter Confessional
*Walter gulps*
End Confessional
Katie: Wow, you thought that was smart?
Walter: Uh… yes?
*Walter gazes off, and sees Christine, who shakes her head*
Walter: Actually, I've just bought myself enough time for the real plan to come into action.
*Katie stares for a second in disbelief*
Walter: GOTCHA!
*Walter, in a moment of distraction hops over Katie, and snatches the sword. Walter hits the hilt of the sword against Katie's head. Katie collapses*
Chris: Well that's a surprise. Uh. 1-2, Dingo's winning! Next up, Jenna V Edward.
*Jenna and Edward line up with their crude tools. The 2 fight with reasonable balance. Blocking, parrying and swinging. Almost a tie. As the fight goes on, many clashes and advancements are made. Both of their shields are disarmed. Both are at the breaking point, with swords pressed against each other. Quickly, Jennaw ducks, and quickly hits Edward's legs, sending him flying to the ground.*
Chris: Jenna wins! 2-2, a tie! It's almost like we have these fights play out in a certain way to create dramatic tension! Alright… uh… Piper V Christine.
*Both line up with their crude tools. Piper is not fit for this fight, while Christine moves elegantly, hitting quickly and precisely. Eventually Piper can't hold it off, and Christine hit's Piper's neck, causing a quick distraction, than Christine kicks at Piper's legs. Piper falls.*
Chris: Christine wins! Alright, 3-2, Dingo's winning. Lavender V Tom!
*Lavender and Tom line up with their crude tools. Lavender uses agility and stamina to run circles around Tom. Though at the few moments where Lavender doesn't move, Tom strikes with scarily efficient aggressive blows. After abit, Tom figures out what makes Lavender tick in the fight. Lavender begins sprinting, slower as it's deep into the fight, Tom makes one brutal swing, nearly hitting Lavender, Lavender catches the sword, and flings it back at Tom. Tom is hit and collapses.*
Tom: Yes!
Chris: WOAH! Lavender wins the point! 3-3 A TIE! WHO SAW THIS COMING! Alright, final match Emily V Anna.
*Anna and Emily line up with their crude tools.*
Anna: So uh… hey there! Good luck!
Emily: Uh… thanks?
*Anna sprints quickly and widely at Emily. Anna begins hitting and wacking Emily many times, all of the hits are either blocked or aren't strong enough. After many hits, Emily realizes what's happening and does a powerful block. Stopping Anna in her tracks. Emily begins retaliating, advancing on Anna's weak defence. Anna's blocks are hit beside easily. Anna, frightened, attempts to jump above the next swing. Emily's swing is just high enough to still hit Anna's feet. Anna is hit and falls to the grown*
Chris: EMILY WINS THE POINT FOR THE FERRET'S! SHE HAS WON THE GAME FOR THEM! DINGO'S LOSE!
*The Dingo's give Anna a dirty look.*
Anna: Sorry.
*Time shift, Focus shifts to the Ferocious Ferret's chilling in the winners mansion*
Katie: Honestly, I am so glad we won.
Amphion: I am sooo happy. The food here is so good.
*Amphion chomps down on a steak. Piper moves in close to Amphion*
Piper: Just in case, we should form an alliance in case we lose!
Amphion: Again, I just want to hold it off.
*Jenna scoots her chair to Amphion*
Jenna: Then you should team with me just in case!
Amphion: For the last time! Please just hold off the alliances for a second.
*It's closer to night now, several alliances are gathering. Focus on Walter, Tom and Kael all grouping together*
Tom: Who do we vote?
Kael: I think the obvious choice is Anna.
Walter: Yeah. Anna lost us the challenge.
Kael: Actually you could argue Ferrian, Tom and Edward are all equally to blame.
Tom: Well I'm Tom so you shouldn't vote me. Ferrian is such a juggernaut that he shouldn't be voted off yet. Edward never really did any harm, and he actually held his own. Anna though, Anna really didn't hold her own and isn't any value.
Walter: I guess that's fair.
Kael: Yeah. So we vote Anna?
Tom: Yup.
Walter: I guess so.
*The group splits up, and in the distance, Christine encounters Walter, and they begin whispering. Focus shifts to Anna and John*
Anna: I guess I'm off.
John: C'mon, maybe we can make them see reason! It wasn't only your fault!
Anna: As much as I'd like to be optimistic, the other contestants don't really understand the idea of me being not that bad.
John: I could try and reason with them
Anna: Please do that!
John: I won't let you down!
*John runs off to talk to other contestants. A time shift, it's time for the elimination ceremony. The Dingo's are all sitting, scared*
Chris: Hey there losers. That's right, one of you is going home today! Every person that is safe will receive a marshmallow. The one who does not get a marshmallow is out. Now, all of you must vote in the confessional.
*A compilation of each Dingo in the confessional pressing a button on a small electronic device passes*
Chris: Alright. The first marshmallows go to…
Walter,
Christine,
Kael,
Ferrian,
and Tom.
Chris: Now. The 2 contestants on the chopping block, Anna, for being the final fighter and losing the challenge, and John, for opting out of the challenge far too quickly before the team could weigh in on it.
The final marshmallow goes to…
Chris: Anna.
Anna. John, I'm afraid it's time to get off my island.
Anna & John: NO!
John: What? How did this happen?
Walter Confessional
Walter: Okay I voted John instead. The alliance doesn't have to know. Christine talked to me after I talked to the alliance, and convinced me John was the better option. We struck a small deal, and now John is out. I prefered Anna anyway. Wait a second. Oh my god I've been played. You have GOT to be kidding me! First elimination and I'M being manipulated! I'M SUPPOSED TO BE MANIPULATING!
End Confessional
*John sadly walks down the dock of shame and on the boat of losers, waving, without strength or pride, as the boat moves off to the distance.*
Anna Confessional
Anna: No! That's not good! It's time to work harder at becoming friends with everyone.
End Confessional
Chris: Well, that was intense. What a plot twist too. Now, what will the next challenge be? Who will be voted off next? When will Chef ever get a line in this show? All of those questions will be answered on the next episode of TOTAL. DRAMA. NEWBIE!
A-N
Okay, sorry for the elimination. It has to happen every episode. Sorry if your OC gets eliminated, though I will note that most of the characters voted off appear in the last episode, and an episode near the end where they visit Playa Des Losers. If you have any complaints about your OC, PM me!