Chapter: 3
Just then a guy burst into the room out of breath. "What now?!" They yelled and Sanji ran back into the room. "Grey how have you been man?!" Red said running up and hugging Grey. "Red! I seem to be too late Sanji, I would have gotten him out of here before you came back but I'm getting old and couldn't keep up with you." Grey said bowing to Sanji and Red. "It's ok Grey he was being an idiot and was threatening my crew." Sanji says. "And don't bow I don't like it when you bow." Sanji says. "Yeah Grey don't bow I don't like it when you do that too." Red says. "But I failed you and didn't make sure you two didn't see each other till the due date." Grey says crying. "Grey." Sanji and Red say walking up to him and pounced on him knocking him on his butt hugging him. "It's ok it wasn't your fault. We would have met soon anyway the due date is almost here so it's ok." They say hugging him harder. "Um . . . and what will happen on this 'due date' that is almost here?" Nami asks. "Um . . . you don't need to know that right now." Grey said. "Why if it is about Sanji then shouldn't his crew know about something important that is coming up?" Chopper asks. Grey looks at the two boys in his lap, they were looking up at him all three wondering if they should tell them what is coming up. "Well it is important but should we tell them? It's not really something to worry about." Grey says. "No." Sanji says. "What! Why aren't you going to tell us?! Tell us what is coming up!" Nami yells the last part. "Because I told you after I joined so you should already know so I'm not telling you guys again." Sanji says. Sanji gets up and leaves the room to start dinner; Red and Grey look mad. "He told you but you don't even remember what it is!? What kind of friends are you not to remember!?" Red yells at them. "You never finished explaining." Robin says quietly. "Explaining? Explaining what?" Grey looks confused. "Red was explaining about why Cook-san hates him." Robin says. "Hates him? Sanji doesn't hate Red." Grey says. Now Red looks confused. "He doesn't? But he doesn't want me anywhere near him and when we meet he is always so cold to me." Red says sadly. "He doesn't hate you. Whenever you meet his friends you always embarrass him in front of them or tell his friends his secrets." Grey says. "Oh, but it's not nice keeping things from his friends! Like they didn't know about me or that his favorite color is green. What about his problem around girls or the fact that he is dying!" Red yells at Grey. "What!" The Straw-hat crew yells. "What do you mean he is dying!? I'm the doctor of this here ship and I've done physicals of every one on this ship and I didn't see any sign that Sanji is dying!" Chopper yells. "Sanji you asshole get your ass in here and explain yourself you bastard!" Chopper yells so loud the ship shakes. As they listen they here a crash and someone cursing, then some footsteps heading towards them along with more cursing. "What do you want I just broke a glass that needs to be cleaned up right away!?" Sanji says as he enters the room. "Red here says you're dying, so I need you to EXPLAIN RIGHT NOW WHAT HE MEANS!" Chopper starts out calmly and yells the last bit. "Red! You always say too much!" Sanji says glaring at Red. "See Red? You always say stuff Sanji doesn't want to tell people." Grey says with a sigh. Sanji pounced on Red and started to kick him while Red was using his big gun to block the kicks. "I'm getting to old to taking care of these two. Ok, you two enough is enough! Sanji stop trying to kick Reds head in and Red stop talking for once in your life!" Grey yells the last bit. Immediately both stop and stand in front of Grey. "Sorry Grey." Both say blushing uncontrollable. "How did you do that? I have to hit these guys to get them to stop doing what they are doing." Nami says stunned. Everyone was stunned. "Easy. They now if they don't I will say something that embarrasses these two to death! Hahahaha!" Grey says. "So you use blackmail on them? So what would embarrass these two so much that they bend to your will?" Nami asks excited. "I can't say that's the point of blackmail, not to tell unless they don't keep their side of the deal." Grey says. "So Red what secrets have you told them so far? Grey asks, changing the subject. Nami pouts promising to find out. "Um. . . I've told them about Blues nose and women, told them about Blues heart and about his fear of disappointment, and I've told them about his blue hair." Red says. "What? Why did you tell them about my nose and my fear?" Sanji says. "Because they are you and your friends seem to understand it to a degree." Red says. "I also told them about your favorite color being green." Red adds. "Why? Why do you always have to say too much all the time?" Sanji asks. Sanji stood there blushing and trying not to look at Zoro who stood there grinning. "So you like green? Ha!" Zoro says making Sanji blush harder. Sanji and Red suddenly stiffen. "Do you smell that Sanji?" Red asks. "Yeah, it smells like. . ." Sanji starts. "Food beginning to become overcooked!" Both Sanji and Red yell at the end running out of the room. Everyone stares at where they just were at. They calmly start walking to the kitchen. They notice that the door to the kitchen is ajar and the sound of cursing can be heard coming from the door. They open the door more to see both Sanji and Red preparing the food and cleaning the broken glass. "Um. . . Which one is Sanji and which one is Ranji?" Franky asks. "I have no clue." Usopp says. Every one nods as even Robin can't tell which one is which they were moving too fast for them. "I can tell." Grey says. "It is easy for me because I have been with these two cense they were really young." Grey says. "So tell us which one is which." Nami asks confused. "How about I show you how I know. It also helps me know where they are." Grey says as he reaches into his pocket and pulls out a bag. From the bag comes two balls, one blue the other red, he puts the bag back in his pocket and puts the blue ball into his right hand the red in his left hand. He closes his eyes and concentrates. The balls begin to glow and a song begins to play.
I had a dream so big and loud
I jumped so high I touched the clouds
Wo-o-o-o-o-oh (x2)
I stretched my hands out to the sky
We danced with monsters through the night
Wo-o-o-o-o-oh (x2)
The effect the song had on them was immediate.
I'm never gonna look back
Woah, never gonna give it up
No, please don't wake me now
(1, 2, 3, 4)
Both of them started to slow down, but they still couldn't tell which was which.
Oo-o-o-o-oo
This is gonna be the best day of my li-ife
My li-i-i-i-i-ife
Oo-o-o-o-oo
This is gonna be the best day of my li-ife
My li-i-i-i-i-ife
They are now standing still and now everyone can tell which one is which.
I howled at the moon with friends
And then the sun came crashing in
Wo-o-o-o-o-oh (x2)
But all the possibilities
No limits just epiphanies
Wo-o-o-o-o-oh (x2)
I'm never gonna look back
Woah, never gonna give it up
No, just don't wake me now
Oo-o-o-o-oo
This is gonna be the best day of my li-ife
My li-i-i-i-ife
Oo-o-o-o-oo
This is gonna be the best day of my li-ife
My li-i-i-i-i-ife
I hear it calling outside my window
I feel it in my soul (soul)
The stars were burning so bright
The sun was out 'til midnight
I say we lose control (control)
They are starting to sway back and forth. "What is happening?" Chopper asks. "The song is about to come to an end so my favorite part is about doing this is about to happen." Grey says snickering. "Huh?" They all ask.
This is gonna be the best day of my li-ife
My li-i-i-i-i-ife
Oo-o-o-o-o
This is gonna be the best day of my li-ife
My li-i-i-i-i-ife
This is gonna be, this is gonna be, this is gonna be
The best day of my life
Everything is looking up, everybody up now
This is gonna be the best day of my li-ife
My li-i-i-i-i-ife